Oh, no, DJV, it's all for real. We have jacuzzi VIP rooms... just like your showers, the guys suit up, you sit in the jacuzzi and drink champagne. Wonderful for muscle aches. There's no sitting on their lap in the jacuzzi and none of that other stuff your thinking either, tho I'm sure some girls do.
Cooterball is the game you described... a bar glass between your legs or breasts and if they get a dollar in they get a lapdance, if they get a ten in they get to embarras the man of their choice on stage with three strippers.
Ice cream shows... you know, ice cream, chocolate, caramel, whipped cream and cherries. Oh, yeah, and a naked girl :-) They dump a few gallons of ice cream in a baby pool, play that song "what's your flavor" and she rolls around in the ice cream, then lets guys squirt her with chocolate and caramel and stuff like that and rubs it all in and gets very messy, and then breaks out the whipped cream, and then the cherries. When you get to the cherries the dj will say "who wants her cherry?" and everyone'll go crazy, and she'll walk around with cherries, dipping them in herself and then dropping them in mens mouths. Unsanitary, if you ask me ;P
Oh, yeah, and me, I'm definitely there :-)
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