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    I went on this date with this guy. He kept talking about how he only dates models. And how he dated some girl who was in this movie. He really was just okay looking. I really hate men like this and try to avoid them at any cost. I think it might be that they are insecure. Honestly this guys idea of the perfect girl would be blond, busty with no brain activity. Can any one tell me any horrible date stories? Just wanted to vent!
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    I went on this date with this guy. He kept talking about how he only dates models.

    Hey Brenda, you should have replied just as sweet as pie...

    "I usually only date really good looking guys but I felt sorry for you so I made an exception."

    OK, here is ONE of my horror dates from hell...

    I was about 19-20, just a kid and was living in a house trailer I had bought. My room mate and I met these two sisters, his was ok looking mine was really hot but dizzy as hell but you know guys, that is ok if you think you might get lucky. LOL

    So we pick them up and it begins. They tell us thier names, we will say Beany and Cecil. 15 minutes later they told us we had the names wrong that Beany was Cecil and Cecil was Beany, then a while later they switch again. This keeps up all night long and it was not cute after a while let me tell you.

    We take them to dinner. We sit there and when the bill comes my date sets in the ashtray and SETS IT ON FIRE! The bill is burning, the smoke is rising and I have to put it out with my hand while they both laugh hysterically.

    We take them back to my trailer and we are thinking, OK maybe now we will get lucky and this night will be worth it, right? Oh no, instead they ask to use the bathroom and I show them to it. They go in together and I hear lots of noise, like banging and stuff. Later I find out they were trying to pry open the window so they could crawl out and then knock on the front door to play their latest trick. Since it was a crank out window about 5 inches tall they give up on that and instead...

    They come out of the bathroom wearing wigs. And pretending to be different people completely. Not just switching names anymore, they are pretending to be completely different people and they claim to have no idea who we are or why we keep calling them Beany and Cecil. They also have English accents at this point....

    Finally we give up and decide that Rosy Palm would be a better prospect than these two insane freaks and we take them home and escape the asylum. And no we never asked them out again! LOL
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    Holy retreads! Those chix were goons! I am guessing young gotta be really young.

    Wish I could add to this but I am such a long term relationship type of girl - rarely dated if at all, I would only focus on one person and begin the long haul.

    And deciding on that one person - wouldnt involve dating but observing in nuetral environments - guess I am overly cautious - but its just the way I operate.

    Cant wait to see how this plays out - this should be an interesting read to say the least!

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    I hate dating, before I met my husband I seemed to attract the weirdos.

    I went out for dinner with a guy who I had met through work, seemed normal enough, except on our date he turned into a Jim Carey wannabe. One joke is funny, a joke every sentence (along with facial expressions), is just too much.

    This other guy, big muscle type, tall, very sweet. Dated him twice, no kiss, no hug, nothing. He comes to my house to bring me chocolates and flowers. So I go to give him a hug of thanks, and he acts like I'm Freddy Kruger?! Okay, I dont want to date a guy who has a phobia for human contact.

    Last one, I meet this nice guy, he wants to come see me dance (last time I ever let someone I just started dating do this) He hangs out in the bar with me, when I'm finished work we cruise over to the nightclub. 20 min. later he's in the arms of another girl, apparantly it was his ex. That one gave me a real complex for a while, I mean, the guys sees me naked then runs the other way?

    I truly hate dating,I am so glad I'm married!
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    I went out with this guy but we never actually got to the date part. Instead he took me to meet everyone he's ever known in his life. I felt like it was show and tell. He kept needing to stop here and there and run this and that errand before we go out to eat. But he would just take me somewhere to introduce me to yet another friend or family member. He even took me to meet his barber. After that I told him to take me home. That's the last time I went on a date without my car.

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    X marx, I wasnt going to read your post because I wanted to see what the girlies bad dates were like, but Iam glad I did,I was laughing so hard I was crying, about the noise in the bathroom part and how they were going to go out and knock on the door, it kinda sounded like something I might have done back then.

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    Michelle,

    Remind me not to take you out to dinner. LOL

    That is only one story in the legends that make up my dating life. There are a million more stories in the Naked City.
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    ...I meet this nice guy, he wants to come see me dance (last time I ever let someone I just started dating do this) He hangs out in the bar with me, when I'm finished work we cruise over to the nightclub. 20 min. later he's in the arms of another girl, apparantly it was his ex. That one gave me a real complex for a while, I mean, the guys sees me naked then runs the other way?
    That had nothing to do with you (or seeing you naked),...that was all him (getting caught up in the emotions of seeing his ex, unresolved business, a definite lay with his ex, etc., etc.)...nothing to do with you whatsoever.

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    Awwww! Thanks Vegas
    I did figure that one out eventually, but it did make me feel like a big loser for a while.

    Now that I think about it, I obviously wasnt picking a bunch of winners to date was I?
    Katie

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