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    I strongly believe that strippersare the greatest at having sex . All the ladies that I have juiced say that I know how to do-it . And all the female dancers I have had sex with can do-it better than the rest .When I have sex these girls climax several times over , as compared to their other men who can't get these kittens off as much . And when I get it on with stripper chicks it is all out freaky .

    STRIPPERS DO-IT THE BEST . :o

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    OOOOH Baby, I am seeing you all over this forum thing. Lemme tell you.....it sounds like you are getting it good somewhere. 'Cos all of a sudden you want to strip, you praise us on our boooty abilities, etc. Like a kid all over again, in Willie Wonkas Choco Factory.

    Had to say something, I mean DAMN!!!!! Can't miss your vibe, baby.
    The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!

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    WOW ..... you are SO " THE MAN " ..... I wished I had said something so suave when I started posting here, it would have made everything I have said since carry so much more weight. I bet all the sexually deprived dance's are filling your PM as I type this, hoping for a early place in line to have all there fantasies fulfilled by such a studly man as yourself. :-/

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    *snicker*


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    Hot rod, I think you are getting a negative response because dancers don't like to be sterotyped in any way, shape or form. Most of us don't even know what to make of your post. I am sure you are really happy, and that's great.

    But we are actresses too. And we can fake it with the best of them.

    You might NOT know better, but you sound like a creepy customer, even if you mean well. You very well may, but this topic may not get the positive feedback you were wanting.
    The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!

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    Um, either you just got some bad-ass voodoo choocie thrown on you and you're still dazed and confused [dazzled], or you're fishing for feedback to confirm your stripper fantacy.

    Sorry to be the one to burst your bubble; but here goes.
    Strippers are not linked in underground sex cult.
    Strippers are real live girls who...dare I say... even own period panties. [yawn]

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    "Strippers are real live girls who...dare I say... even own period panties. [yawn] " -Naomi_TX

    Girl you are too much!!!!

    LMFAO!
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    Girl you are too much!!!
    Oh yeah baby, that's exactly what 'ol Hot-rod said [pimp]

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    All I have to add to this topic is :

    [puke]

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    Hey Hot Rod, when are you going to settle down and marry a stripper?

    With such good service in the bedroom, you must have several potential stripper candidates, one of whom could be your wife.


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    Strippers are the best in bed ?????
    Ever tried the plain jane in the suit with her hair all tied up, tranform herself ?
    WoW!!!!!

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    *High fives* for all the strippers you've 'juiced'

    Ugh

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    All I know is after seven hours of doing the bump and grind till I have rug( denim) burns on my ass at work and in high heels that hurt my feet, I wanna go home at two in the morning after being totally exhausted and do the bump and grind for real till 6 in the morning, and the freakier the better!

    RRRIIIIGGGHHHTTT !

    (I also like hitting my thumb with a hammer)
    **Live Long And Prosper**

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    OH! HEY COOL! I'm not a newbie anymore!!
    **Live Long And Prosper**

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    And all the female dancers I have had sex with can do-it better than the rest .

    STRIPPERS DO-IT THE BEST . :o
    What about all the male dancers you've slept with?
    "Come what may although I often say realities come from dreams, but approach all lies with open eyes because NOthing in this world is EVER ALL it seems."

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    What about all the male dancers you've slept with?
    LMAO! [laughup]

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    I strongly believe that strippersare the greatest at having sex . All the ladies that I have juiced say that I know how to do-it . And all the female dancers I have had sex with can do-it better than the rest .When I have sex these girls climax several times over , as compared to their other men who can't get these kittens off as much . And when I get it on with stripper chicks it is all out freaky .

    STRIPPERS DO-IT THE BEST . :o
    Yo mange.. I hear ya bro.. One time dere wuz dis freaky strippa that was like all ove mah shit. I tell ya man, she had that body rockin' like dere wuz no tomorra. Sheee-ti mange.. when I wuz don wif her, I said "look biotch, I am tired.. I just gave it to you hard".. she wuz like. yo mange.. I need it again. Man.. she was one freaky styly strippa bitch.

    And then in the morning, after a nice breakfast of Earl Gray tea and buttered scones, we talked endlessly about the cynicism embodied by Sartre’s existentialism as compared to the symbolic warnings contained in the 1920 prose of Thomas Mann. Once we concluded our dialectical discourse, we sauntered down to the art museum to take in tortured motifs of Jackson Pollock, and were very moved by his juxtaposing of colors and lines in the way they described the helpless plight of man in modern society, and the fact that one is trapped in this virtually soulless society. We then lunched at Tavern on the Green, and shared a bit of caviar and crackers. Sadly, we had to part, as her shift at the garment removal establishment was commencing. We had a fond, slightly melancholy embrace before we parted, not knowing when we shall see each other again.

    Dose freaky strippas... mmmm mmmm mmmm

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    [pimp] laughing too hard to type

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    this has to be the funniest thing i've read here. [rotflmao]

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    Yeah, hot rod, I once took a user like you home, and we did it everywhere--I MEAN E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E! He got me in my sub-zero in the kitchen, my Ferrari in the garage, and we spent an hour in my custom sex swing--all harnessed up, baby. As when he had passed out from exhaustion in my vibrating bed, literally f*cked into a coma, I assessed the stituation, snapped my arm in two, then proceeded to surgically amputate my arm which was caught between his big ol' head and my pillow, using my swiss army knife. What studs we are??? You have no idea...

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    Oh my god, hot rod! 50 posts in one day?!!!! How did you do that?
    The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!

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    Some mammals have prodigious abilities to attempt mating with great frequency. There is a species of rat which can do it 120 times in an hour.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
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    This is the craziest posts yet. i dont even know how to respond

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    Damn! 120 times. Who on here said they were Wiccan again b/c I want the bf to become a rat now? Shouldn't be that hard for someone else to make him a rat, all on his own he's a little pig.
    "Come what may although I often say realities come from dreams, but approach all lies with open eyes because NOthing in this world is EVER ALL it seems."

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    why thankyou hotrod for starting this wonderfully amusing thread. we'll be seeing you again real soon right? we do enjoy your little visits.

    prester....garment removal establishment... i'm laughing my ass off, i wonder if i tell that to the next person that asks me what my goddamn job is if it'll just pass em by.

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