Ladies, what is the funniest pick up line that a guy has used on you at your work and out of your work?
Ladies, what is the funniest pick up line that a guy has used on you at your work and out of your work?
lethalsoul
I was just at a Poison concert, and I lost an earring outside just before hand. I stupidly decided to walk around and try to find it because it was sterling silver, not some junk. This guy asked me what I was doing, and I told him. So he replies, "Well, why don't you give me your phone number and I'll call you if I find it."
I laughed my ass off right there and told him that was my favorite pick up line yet.





I had this great guy friend- he was soooooo much fun to go out . I've never seen a guy with so much natural rhythm- he could dance circles around anyone !
But he had this really terrible line he would use. Somehow it worked too- I guess because it caught the girls off guard- I dunno ???? but anyway his line was:
"Pizza and a fuck? Oh sorry fresh out of pizza."
Isn't that just awful! But many would laugh and he got lucky with a number of them.
He had another one that was also pretty bad that he'd use if he was wearing a Bruins jersey he'd say:
Ever been stung by a B ? " and if they'd say no he'd say "Wanna be?"


I can't believe that guys really try that stuff. There are zillions of funny one line pickups that are hilarious, but honestly I can't ever see them gettin any girls.
I'm not out looking for a GF anymore, but when I was, I would use the old fashioned "Hi".
Seemed to work well enough.
Tyler.
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