I thought maybe the girls might have some fun with this, since we had a similar one on SCJ.
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I thought maybe the girls might have some fun with this, since we had a similar one on SCJ.
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your body cracks more then your grandmas..
well nm.. my started doing that a month after working :/
Great. I know it's behind the shoulder-blades.
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The new girls at the club start calling you mom!


You can count a large stack of money quicker than the bank teller.
You had a bad nite and after closing at McDonald's you want to dance for a cheeseburger.
The horsie outside Stop and Shop looks interesting because you want someone else to do the work for a change...it's only quarters
You new armchair has legs, too
You volunteer at the Fire Department because the pole at your new club just doesn't cut it.
The new G-string your considering is put out by Huggies.
Your the only one of your outside friends the can name the presidents up through the the $1000 bill...you wish right
Your favorite president is Jackson and you don't know why. And haven't a clue what he did.
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Your last two boyfriends broke up with you because you called them by your regular's name and you don't know anybody named Rex. Why not, he's been around longer than they have... and he doesn't suck.
You want to take all receipts from guy clerks between your boobs.
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... your calves don't feel right wearing sneakers anymore, flip side you find yourself doing housework wearing 5" heels cuz you couldn't find a pair of regular shoes.
... your cell phone rings and you're not sure which name to call yourself when you answer
... your definition of 'early morning' is 1 PM
... every dollar bill in your purse has somebody's name and/or phone number written on it
... your pec muscles are so strong that you can crush beer cans in your cleavage
You shop at the market and the cashier says your cost is $20. You stare and expect the money to get handed over to you.
Great!
You end up in court explaining to the judge that you meant nothing by saying "How do you want me?" to the officer stopping you for a speeding ticket. In your sexiest outfit.
[shocked] [nono]
After your third boob job, you're in the market, comparing yourself to some of the produce and thinking to yourself "They're not quite as round as mine..."
or
You end up in your boob doctor's with produce as a visual aid.
The psychiatrist says you have "Melon envy".
Enough for now, I'm going to the club...
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OK one more.
You actually find the middle front seat in a car with bucket seats, tight, but do-able.
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You try to tip people in the grocery store who show you where stuff is or other people that shouldn't normally be tipped...





(and this happened for real)
... a guy in the card aisle at WalMart offers you a $20 tip if you'll agree to remove your top and show him your tits - and you actually think about doing it for the first few seconds!
How about Nieman-Marcus in the jewelry aisle and $200...10 more seconds added to the clock...just kidding...lol
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wow you guys are soooo telling the truth. the other day I tipped the photo guy at office depot because he cropped and removed the shadow frome my pics. they came out great!--





are you kidding - for $200 I'd have done it without thinking twice!How about Nieman-Marcus in the jewelry aisle and $200...10 more seconds added to the clock...![]()


Tipping is cool. Looking for a garter on the guy who bags your groceries so you can tuck in a few singles is not.![]()
"Just 'cause she dances go-go, that don't make her a 'ho, no.....called up my Mama, said 'I'm in love with this stripper yo.'"
-Wyclef Jean
lol
are you kidding - for $200 I'd have done it without thinking twice!
You should've held out, I would've said Boardwalk and Park Place with the 2 hotels.
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When a regular brings your birthday flowers --for the third time.





Hold on now! In NY and NJ it's extremely likely I'd get "invited" to spend a couple of hours in an upscale hote, and would be expected to do a lot more than show my titsl! Lots of girls do this regularly (at prices a whole lot higher than $200), but I ain't one of them!lol
You should've held out, I would've said Boardwalk and Park Place with the 2 hotels.
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You think of everything in terms of dances:
i.e The new LV Murakami bag the SAC HL if $380 so that's 3 VIP's and 6 dances.. Or 26 regular dances!
That is SO true about the tipping part... I also feel like I should be tipping anyone who does anything for me.
Yesterday I was at my friend's house for a cookout, and she had her one son go and get me another wine cooler so I tipped him a dollar for getting it. So the OTHER son wanted a dollar too, so I made him do a little dance for it, hehe.
LOL... One more dance and I'm going to Bermuda.You think of everything in terms of dances:
i.e The new LV Murakami bag the SAC HL if $380 so that's 3 VIP's and 6 dances.. Or 26 regular dances!
How about...your Christmas list includes more customers than outside people.
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Melonie,
Hold on now! In NY and NJ it's extremely likely I'd get "invited" to spend a couple of hours in an upscale hote, and would be expected to do a lot more than show my titsl! Lots of girls do this regularly (at prices a whole lot higher than $200), but I ain't one of them!
Actually, you reminded me of something I saw but haven't experienced yet, but it's very tempting since I go to Maine.
I'm not sure if you are talking about a regular thing through the club, when you talk about going to a hotel,
check out http://www.divas-maine.com. They actually have rates for you to do this through the club. Click the Free preview, then click Private shows.
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...guys are always telling you how they love older women
...you don't have to hustle anymore because you have sooo many regulars that your dance card is pretty much full all the time
...you remember when there was no such thing as lap dances (or hustling)
...you remember when there was no such thing as implants
...you remember when every dancer put on "feature" style shows every night
...you remember when all dancers collected a paycheck and there was no such thing as "rent", "house fees", "fines" and "mandatory tip out"
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
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