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    Here is a story from yesterday night..... I went out to a club in the area and spent time looking around talking to girls and buying a dance here and there, but did not find a girl I really clicked with. At a certain point this blond, interesting girl with a familiar face approach me and sit down with me. While talking I told here that I thought we met a while back but she can’t remember and I only have an unclear picture of when I met her. I get a LD from her and while she is dancing she asks me what I do for living. I explain her my story. Without me asking, she says "well, I do BJ for living instead.... “innocent that I am, I start laughing considering she is joking with me. She sit down after the LD and she asks me if i have ever been to the VIP room. I said yes, more than once. Now she asks me if i had fun in the VIP room and if I had a BJ. I look at her starting to realize that what she said before probably was not a joke and says i have never had one in the VIP room. She keep going asking who I went there with and how come I never had any extra.... I did not tell her who I was going to the VIP room with (I went more than once with different girls). At this point she goes straight to the point and she asks me if I want to go for a BJ...... I'm sure it would have been interesting to see my face at time! Anyway, after a few seconds of shock (I know some of the guys will pick on me here.... ) I told her a secure NO. She kept talking to me into how good she is and why she does it and that she enjoys it and that is what happens most of the times in the VIP room, etc.... Once she realized I was not going with her anywhere, she excused herself and went to sit somewhere else. Here comes the funny part according to me..... after about 30 minutes I start to remember about her and when she passes by again, I make eye contact and she sit with me. I star to explain her that now I remember. I told her.... "one of the first ime I went to the VIP room in here it was with you!". With a very surprised face she asks "...and nothing happened?". Answer: "...absolutely not!" I told her about what we have been talking about back there and she said she now remembers. After a minute she left and she never came back! I guess she understood that she would have not make a living with me...

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    >>Anyway, after a few seconds of shock (I know some of the guys will pick on me here.... ) I told her a secure NO.

    Ah, hell no, I agree. At some point, we have to think with our brain.

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    she says "well, I do BJ for living instead.... “innocent that I am, I start laughing considering she is joking with me. [.....] At this point she goes straight to the point and she asks me if I want to go for a BJ...... [.....] She kept talking to me into how good she is and why she does it and that she enjoys it and that is what happens most of the times in the VIP room, etc....
    :o Good Lord! I still have a hard time believing that this stuff goes on. I've been reading these boards long enough to know that it actually does, but I've still never seen it or been offered at all, much less in such a blatant way! Sheesh!

    The craziest thing I ever saw (well, other than the lesbian show at a club in Montreal which consisted of two dancers licking each other for 15 minutes) was a young, drunk guy get up on stage and pull his pants down, before swinging around the pole, which I have to admit was damn funny!

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    OMG that's so gross! She just said it, like, out of the blue, do you want a blow job? Eww! I've always wondered how they bring it up, though...

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    Since we are on the topic of BJs and "Huh" stuff, here is a sort of headscratcher (no pun intended) from my formative, pre-now unsuccessful marriage days.

    I and a few friends go to a club. We have a good time, we spend money. I have my young and dumb eye on one dancer. Never talked to her, and I think she is hot. I see her go in and out of the VIP room a couple of times during my stay. She finally gets on stage, I tell her I want a dance, to which she says sure, after this other guy.

    I wait a while. Things are going okay. She finally tracks me down and says "Lets Go". At this point I'm like Flounder from Animal House ("Oh Boy,,, This is Going to Be Great!".

    We enter the room and she gets topless. And then she says, utterly out of the blue....

    "I'm sorry, but I cant blow you. Those last two guys got everything all over me".

    To which my young, dumb, shocked self replied - "Well, uh, I guess you cant have everything".


    I spent the whole dance wondering where the hell her comment came from.
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    What's so HUH? about dancer coming up and propositoning us, guys do it all the time to you ladies, and after awhile its sorta like just getting to the point.
    When I go the "lemme give you a blow job" is not uncommon, but then again neither are girl girl shows and audience participation with dildos.
    whats a PL to do?

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    I forgot about this and this is the nite I quit this skanky club that I waittressed at for one weekend. This was during my pre-stripper days and I had only planned to work that one weekend b/c a friend wanted to borrow $600 and I didn't want to give it to her out of pocket so I decided to just go get it out the club and loan it to her. It was kinda an emergency for her, but I knew it was gonna take her awhile to give it back.
    I started Thursday nite. Friday nite and all was well. Saturday nite is cool, then out of the blue my period. I leave work to run to Walgreens and one dancer asks me to buy her a box of rubbers :o. I'm thinking what still standing there looking crazy.
    Another girl comes in and she says shes finna go to Walgreens r u out too? :o This one goes I'm out too, damn. Hands me a $5, says wait, then hands me a $20 too and says you might as well just get the really big box of lifestyles and turns to her buddy and informs her that they can split it :o.


    OH: At this other club I guest danced at in one night customer asked me for a dance and management said I could. I'm back there sitting with a customer and this girl on the opposite couch asks me to speak with her outside for a sec. We go to the door and she tells me I'm finna fuck this guy so you might wanna switch couches so ur customer won't see that :o :o :o :o. I was stunned.
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    Dancer’s that don’t believe you can get and keep a well-behaved, high spending customer without dancing dirty.

    I suppose that shouldn’t surprise me but it did. Because of the amount of time I spend in the VIP with my regular, I catch my share of ribbing. A typical comment might be: “Are you two still here? Are you getting married or what?” Since the girls seem to have no reservations about teasing us on the floor, I was wondering if my ATF was getting grief in the locker room. Fortunately it is not too bad. She gets a few snide remarks from those that are envious she doesn’t have to work the floor when I’m in. I did not think the girls would resort to spying though. A couple of visits ago a girl that has previously solicited my business, positioned herself with a customer only a few feet away from us. She was there about 45 minutes. Nothing unusual. She then went back to the locker room and told an assembled throng of girls waiting to hear dirt: “ She didn’t do anything!!!! (No extras) She was just dancing and I watched for 45 minutes. I can’t believe he keeps coming back!”

    Well…. yeah!!! She gives great-personalized service, (in the traditional business sense) incredible dances, we have intelligent conversations on many subjects other than sex and we make each other laugh all night long. Why mess with a winning formula? We both leave happy every time.

    what's an atf?
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    Some say it's better but I say it ain't.
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    the sinners have much more fun.

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    >> what's an atf?

    All-Time Favorite.

    Not meant to be taken literally, since guys develop more than one "all-time favorite" over their SC (strip club) careers.

    I don't know where these arbitrary and sometimes erroneous acronyms came from.

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    Actually in this case ATF applies. She is the top money earner by far and also has earned more in a single shift than anyone else since I've been clubbing. :o

    With regard to acronyms, I have a little history. I'll post it in anothr thread tonight.
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    I can't get this one out of my mind. A dancer I liked was trying to talk me into a champagne room. I explained that I was meeting Dancer B. She came back with "I'll kiss you; she won't kiss anyone." It seemed like an inappropriate point of negotiation, but it made me appreciate Dancer B's previous GF kisses.... Two years later I was in a parallel situation with two other dancers. The dancer negotiating with me said, "I'll swallow; she won't." I never connected with either dancer after that.

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    wild wild wild shit going on on this thread!!!
    my city is boring compared to some of y'all
    blessed be

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    This is making me remember things...

    So like my second day at this club this girl comes into the dressing room and asks to use my phone... I give it to her and she proceeds to call her boyfreind and tell him that she's going to go turn a trick after work and the asshole manager won't let her leave now and there isn't any money there tonight but she'll at least make a couple hundred after work. I never went back to that place.

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    Wow, after reading all this stuff I feel so left out, lol.... I live in the Chicago area, and NOTHING like this ever goes on here. I've never been propositioned by any of the girls at my favorite SC, no offers for BJ's, or HJ's, or anything. If it ever did happen I would be completely shocked and unprepared...but probably kinda happy, lol. :-)

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    Well, guys and girls, it's good to hear that I'm not the only one to be shocked and in disbeleive. I never thought these extra-activities are so common as it now appear from reading on this forum.
    The question that jumps immediately on my mind is: if performing extras is so common in SC, how come that we never had the chance to see (at least, I never seen one) a post on this forum from the girls performing them? It would be interesting to read their point of view.

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    What's wrong with girl-girl shows, I love 'em.



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    Because this is a relatively anti-extras forum. Most girls here either don't do them or won't admit to it publicly. Also, most girls who do extras are a bit more discreet than to just put up a sign saying they do them, since they'd probably prefer not to get arrested.

    As for things that make me go huh, I guess I'm a bit jaded because I hardly remember any really freaky stories because I prefer to keep to my own business and let all the bs roll off....or maybe my perception has been skewed, or both.

    But right after I started dancing, I discovered the joys of toys. I had bought myself a regular vibrator and one of those Jane's Butterflies - a remote control vibrator that you can wear like panties, under your clothes. Well I was so excited about my new toys I told my brother's girlfriend. She was the only person I told who knew where I lived, and one day I came home to find a bunch of my CDs and my Butterfly missing. I had no idea at the time that this girl had a problem with stealing - anything she could get her hands on. Not long after I had my masager (the kind you massage your back with) disappear. It finally came to light that this girl was stealing left and right from anyone she could, and would steal anything from a cool pen to a car. I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would steal someone else's vibrator! Ugh! But that isn't even the best part. Months later I happened to go to work at a club where she had previously worked. When the girls there found out I knew her, they were very unfriendly and harsh with me for a while. After a time, they began to see I was not like her, and became much more friendly. One day I was telling a few of them how this girl had stolen my Butterfly vibrator, and one of them says, 'Wait, did it have elastic straps and a remote control?' I said yeah, and she went on to tell me how the thieving weirdo had brought it into the club on several occasions and showed if off to everyone. She said it was all dirty and had stray pubic hairs clinging to the plastic part. She also said the girl was trying to get other girls to try it out and everything. What a weirdo!

    Oh but this one time I was working in a nude club, and hadn't been dancing very long. Figured I'd give the nude thing a try. Well I did pretty well at this place, and things were going normally for a little while. On my second or third night, I had taken my panties off and given them a fling toward the back of the stage in my usual manner. At the end of my set I went to gather my clothes and get dressed, but couldn't find my panties. I looked all around, and a customer on pervert row jerked his head in the direction of another guy, and to my surprise that guy was holding my panties in the air in front of his face, right in front of the fan we had next to the stage, sniffing away like crazy. Guess he figured he'd use the fan to full advantage. LOL - it was my first experience with a panty-sniffer.

    I had travelled to a medium-sized city for pleasure and wanted to check out some clubs in the area one night. I and my friend asked around and were told the names of two places, so we decided to go to both, just as customers. The first one was a nude club, and as we were sitting down to order our first drinks, the girl onstage picked an icecube out of a guy's drink on pervert row, stuck it inside her pussy, then squeezed it back out and it landed in his drink. He was nothing short of thrilled and slurped his drink right down. My friend and I just looked at each other, said let's get out of here, slurped down our drinks and skedaddled.

    Now that I'm thinking, I remember a few things. A customer once asked me if I could fart for him. Now panty-sniffing is one thing, but farts???

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    I could understand your points, and you could probably be right. I just saw in another topic the first post ever (for me) from one of these girls. Considering the statements that following her post, I have elaborated a theory of why these girls do not write.... they just get bitten up badly if they do. Don't misunderstand me, I do not agree with her or support her.

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    if you want to think that we are unfairly oppressing the actions of disgraceful ladies and or you, then by all means climb on that cross and work it, but don't bother asking a loaded question and then use what anyone could plainly see as the collective opinion of this board to justify how you feel. If you don't feel validated in your opinions, sorry but you are an individual, we do appreciate feedback from customers on this board. As far as "extras"girls, why should we accept women coming into our place of bussiness and 1. raising the expectations of the customers, making our job more hazardous/ unpleasant 2. putting us at risk every second to be fired, ticketed, or shut down. If a lady wants to offer those services by all means she should do it, outside of the club, as an escort wear she can get several hundred instead of 20 for her services. bottom line : don't try to get us to validate your $20 blowjob IN OUR PLACES OF BUSINESS, and then get pissy when you see yet again that we just don't tolerate it

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    Bang on Azryale, Bang on.

    If the customers who I might add are NOT the mainstay of the Stripperweb forum dont like what they read here go back to stripclubjunkie.com and go on about all your conquests to the delight of your comrades. Or to TUSCL where as you can swap war stories with those who also revel in that kind of interraction.

    It really isn't welcome here, if you couldnt tell already?

    I wish there was a hookerweb so we could redirect ya'll seeking that kind of talk or tittallating experiences relayed amongst yourselves, I would love to get past this extra's crapola, adios amigos for real.

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    Azryale, you probably want to re-think to my answer to me as you did not hit the point at all! If you go back and read all the posts I have put in here and the other website, you'll understand that your accuse to me is just plain wrong: I stated a number of time that I DO NOT support or defend the girls that provide extras.... a few posts back on this topic you'll also read that I have been doing exactly the opposite of what you state and in some way defended your point!
    My opinion in the last posts is that these girls should have the right to speak and to express their opinion as much as me and you for right or wrong that they are. I'm sure there are other girls in here that have my same point of view as there is a post on another topic which respond to one of the girl providing extras in a mature and non-offensive tone, suggesting to stop and giving reasons to do that.... without being aggressive. It's not by closing the door in front of these people and making sure they don't write in here that you'll solve the situation..... there are more possibilities that a constructive and polite discussion would make them change mind and stop what they are doing. My issue with these forum is not that people do not validate my point (actually, I do not see that nobody has validated or not my point, I just received a plain defensive and arrogant answer... non-constructive), my issue is that on these forums people that are of different opinion (I'm not referring only to the girls performing extras now) are not respected by a part of the people posting.... and eventually "muted". You probably want to read on the SCJ website the last posts where a topic was opened as one of the guys was thinking not to post again. I'll cut short with a couple of direct comments:

    - "....we are unfairly oppressing the actions of disgraceful ladies and or you...."

    you are only unfairly oppressing the OPINIONS of...... I've never supported their acts!

    - but don't bother asking a loaded question and then use what anyone could plainly see as the collective opinion of this board to justify how you feel

    I've only asked one question.... and than expressed an impression about what I have seen. I did not even defend ANY point before this post.

    - If you don't feel validated in your opinions, sorry but you are an individual, we do appreciate feedback from customers on this board.

    I did not feel non-validated, I was frustrated by the answer and decided not to answer to avoid further responses of that same tone, which is basically waht is happening to most of the people not part of the collective opinion of this board. This does not mean that my opinion on the "extras" is different from the "collective opinion of this board".

    - don't try to get us to validate your $20 blowjob IN OUR PLACES OF BUSINESS, and then get pissy when you see yet again that we just don't tolerate it

    For your information I have never had a BJ neither any extras in a SC. Next time you should read all and understand before you answer!!!! I've never got pissy becuse you don't tolerate extras, I got pissy because of the way some people answer on this board. By the way, for your information, business is a two way transaction, therefore YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS is also MY place of business.

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    OMG Bridgette, you made me laugh for so long and loud lol Sorry to hear of all those crazy stories!

    Something that not only made me go HUH? but made me almost CRY and shake was this...
    at work aout 3 weeks ago, this dancer (sweet great girl) was dancing for this dude. Well, we have ginding lapdances, so she put her little blankie (2 actually) over his lap. She began dancing for him and was turned away from him. Her butt was grinding him and she started to feel a wetness on her thigh. She turned to him and said something along the lines of him wetting her and she thought he had "cum" on himself. She got pissed and went to look and when she did, she noticed there was BLOOD ALL OVER the blankies, and on his jeans. he said, "what did u do to me??" and it wasnt her period.
    This freaky bastard either had an infection, or a broken vessel, or whatever and didnt even TELL her he was bleeding. WHen I saw her blankies and the way she was cryng, I almost lost it as well. Some guys are just sick dude.

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    She got pissed and went to look and when she did, she noticed there was BLOOD ALL OVER the blankies, and on his jeans. he said, "what did u do to me??" and it wasnt her period.
    This freaky bastard either had an infection, or a broken vessel, or whatever and didnt even TELL her he was bleeding. WHen I saw her blankies and the way she was cryng, I almost lost it as well. Some guys are just sick dude.
    [puke] Am I missing something here? If this guy bled through his pants and two blankies...was he sent to the hospital? Did she grind *it* off or something? (LOL) Geez, the stuff you girls see...
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    This freaky bastard either had an infection, or a broken vessel, or whatever and didnt even TELL her he was bleeding. WHen I saw her blankies and the way she was cryng, I almost lost it as well. Some guys are just sick dude.
    holey moley! that is scary and disgusting......i would really have hated to be that dancer...

    if the guy was bleeding...didnt it hurt or something?
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    Two years ago a dancer told me about a similar bleeding incident. An uncircumcised guy was wearing regular pants and no underwear. She caught him on the zipper but he was so cranked up he didn't feel the pain.... There are other explanations for this kind of incident, like maybe he came after a prostrate biopsy.

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