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    >> what's an atf?

    All-Time Favorite.

    Not meant to be taken literally, since guys develop more than one "all-time favorite" over their SC (strip club) careers.

    I don't know where these arbitrary and sometimes erroneous acronyms came from.)
    This may be the answer to your question. It was posted on my home club’s board by a member named Sway. If there are any more current acronyms out there, please feel free to post them.

    The ASSC was a secret society of stripclub goers in San Fran. No one really knows what became of them. (Kind of like the builders of stonehenge). But they left their wisdom behind for us. Here's some of their lost language:


    Air Dance - When there is no contact whatsoever during a private dance.
    ATFâ„¢ (ALS, 10/95) - All Time Favorite stripper. You can only have 1 designated as such at any given time. Can be a current or retired stripper, dead or alive.
    ATM (DougLee) - From a dancer's perspective, a strip club customer; i.e., a robotic device from which to extract money.
    blind lapâ„¢ (Z Bone, 5/96) - (1) the SC equivalent of a blind date; "BEFORE getting ANY laps, watch them do laps for other customers." At the minimum, watch them dance on stage. DO NOT get a blind lapâ„¢. This is a NO NO to the max."
    BLTâ„¢, butt-licking toadyâ„¢ (DougLee, 1996) - dancer-suckup, sycophant. One whose lips instantly and firmly attach themselves to any poster claiming to be a dancer, will agree with any proposition she puts forth, defend her against any criticism, forces of darkness (DougLee, etc.) and be grievously offended on her behalf when someone makes a comment construed as insensitive about dancers
    BTDTâ„¢ (ALS, 11/95) - been there, done that
    Bubba (10/95, bth) - A regular, pole-position pervert, Crotch Pirate, HMSâ„¢ occupant
    BYODâ„¢ (ALS, 1/29/96) - Bring Your Own Dancer. The current favorite way to "One up" other ASSConâ„¢ participants.
    BYOSBâ„¢ (JasmineTea, 11/14/97) - Bring Your Own Scummy Boyfriend, (this refers to a particular guy, a.k.a.: Marc182 )
    chubbyâ„¢ (Shango, 1999) - when your dick is anywhere in the state between "noticeably on the way to erection" and "full raging hardon", inclusive.
    ClubCrudâ„¢ (JasmineTea, 1/15/98 ) - The stuff strippers need to scrub off of their bodies after a hard nights work
    customer damage (3/96) - caused by chronic exposure to high concentrations of mind warping stripper moves, and, unfortunately, can only be treated with more stripper shit. Compare "stripper damage."
    customer shit (Saxbeat, 6/96) - customer equivalent of stripper shit; see "stripper shit"
    DPâ„¢ (Z Bone, 6/95) - Dancer Politics.
    epiphanisticâ„¢ (ALS, 11/97) - displaying symptoms of an impending Epiphany.
    Epiphanizer™ (ALS, 11/97) - a) A stripper that makes you see the light… and destroys your life… b) MsGinger puts it like this: "The one who brings you to this place you now find yourself…"
    ESPâ„¢ (Dr.Feelgood, 9/09/98 ) - n/a in Sac
    GFEâ„¢ (c. 1995) - Girl Friend

    LRR Lather Rinse Repeat, doing something against all measures of common sense, again and again and again.
    Mercy Dance/Tip (Siren) - Buying a dance/tipping to spare a dancer from absolute poverty on slow nights. Mercy tipping leads to mercy dances. (Not necessarily a bad thing. You never know where your next ATF is going to come from.)
    mileage - bang for your buck. see "YMMVâ„¢"
    The Office (ALS, 1/12/96) - the area of any strip club where the group meeting takes place
    PDOMâ„¢, Professional Dirty Old Man (Oldguru, 5/13/99) - Oldguru
    PE™, Potential Epiphanizer™ (ALS, 11/97) - a) A stripper that will make you see the light… and destroy your life… in the future… as in--> I'm not gonna Epiph, I'm not gonna Epiph,
    PLâ„¢, Pathetic Loser (Siren, 2/96) - (a) The term Siren used in a private email to another stripper to describe ASSCersâ„¢, accidentally posted the email to A.S.S-C, and was flamed relentlessly by ASSCersâ„¢ whose fragile egos were bruised; (b) Saxbeat adds, "someone who comes to A.S.S-C for advice on his (or her) love life."
    Raincoaters™, RCs™ (Blue1133, 6/22/99) – (1) The most perverse of the perverted. (2) Those of us who go to too many raunchy SCs. Raincoaters like raw strippers over 30 with big hair, fake tits and thigh-high come-fuck-me-boots, and, as long as she can squat and pump, don't really care if she can dance at all.
    RILâ„¢ (ASS-C.COMâ„¢, 199 - Regular In Love; you are a regular customer of hers and you are in love with her.
    S-Genâ„¢ (SamKool, 5/10/99) - A stripper generation. 1 S-Genâ„¢ = 5 years
    SCeneâ„¢ (ALS, 12/97) - Strip Club scene.
    SFCâ„¢, (Bubba, 1995) - Stage/Front-Center, the best seat to watch the stage show.
    Shift Happensâ„¢ (Bubba, 1995) - Whenever an ATFâ„¢ does not appear on her regularly scheduled day or night.
    Shill, shilling (Saxbeat, 10/95) - guys who work for clubs posing as members of the public, making false club recommendations. Guys who do this are 'shills'.
    ‘shrooms™ (SaiBaba, 11/99) - Guys that just sit in the back, don't lap, don't tip, don’t talk, don't buy drinks... like a bunch o' fucking mushrooms.
    Sick F. Brigadeâ„¢, SFBâ„¢ (Blue1133, 6/22/99) - The opposite end of the spectrum from the Raincoatersâ„¢ (RCsâ„¢). Most prefer overly young strippers with small natural breasts dressed in school-girl costumes. Brigadiers often consider the dance or the tease to be as erotic as the actual display of flesh. Usually "sensitive" types, they deem conversation or relationships with dancers to be an important part of the SC experience. Most are BLTsâ„¢ and many sooner or later become White Knights.
    Snaggyâ„¢ (Siren, 2/96) - 1) Sensitive New-Age Guys 2) emotionally weak guys who would do anything for a woman. LMR adds: it's what every woman claims to want in a man, but wouldn't hesitate 2 seconds to toss him out the door for a hardcore asshole. See "PLâ„¢"
    Stage Inflationâ„¢ (LMR, 4/97) - While sitting at the stage, customers start tipping more because other customers are tipping more.
    Stick shifting (Z Bone, 1995) - n/a.
    Strip Miningâ„¢ (PIC, 12/01/00) - Going to several strip clubs in one night to find a dancer that'll give you the mileage you want.
    Stripper Damage- The negative psychological impact of the biz on some dancers, leading to unhappiness, etc.
    Stripper Shit (Dunk On You, 4/96) - Teasing methods to induce arousal and cash spewing. Rubbing her leg on yours, fingernails running up and down your leg, standing next to you straddling your leg, etc.
    TAFKAâ„¢ (Saxbeat/David, 1996) - (1) The Artist Formerly Known As....
    Teddy Bear Brigadeâ„¢, TBBâ„¢ (ASS-C.COMâ„¢, 1997) - Deluded customers that believe a stripper will fall in love with him if he gives her a teddy bear.
    Touronâ„¢ (Ook, 8/20/98 ) - A tourist moron with an expense account.
    White Knight (DougLee, 1995) - Insane ASSCerâ„¢ trying vainly to save a dancer from squalor/drugs/sway/etc.
    X-Factor (Alan Bostick, 4/96) - attitude. "she…can convince me…that spending time with her is the sexiest thing I could imagine doing…"
    YHTBDâ„¢, You Had To Be Dere (SaiBaba, 1/14/99) - And believe me, ya did.
    YMMVâ„¢, YMWVâ„¢ (ASS-C.COMâ„¢, 1995) - Your Mileage May (Will) Vary. (a warning given to others so they remember they're not guaranteed to have the same good experience you did.





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    Default Re: Strip Club Acronyms

    A.S.S.C. is the old Usenet newsgroup Alt Sex Strip Clubs. It still exists today but has been largely replaced by forums such as this one (and stripclubjunkie). ASSC did actually have conventions and meetings but its more like a Yahoo party than a secret society. Yes ... I was a member almost 15 years ago.

    Also (for those who didn't know) The ASPD site is a spinoff of the usenet newsgroup Alt Sex Prostitution (Imagine that).
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    When talking in "Escort" terms...GFE means a "Girl Friend Experience"

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    Thanks for clarifying that one!!!
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    I got my first view of Usenet newsgroups on an Commodore 64 with a 2400 baud modem. Growing up in Vegas we had early access to ARPANET (the military computer network that Al Gore hijacked to "Invent" the Iternet. We were surfing the newsgroups in HS and College on those early Comodores and Apples and Tandys. This was before E-mail or websites so the newsgroups was all we had to read ...but it was fun. The good old days. I attended several gatherings of ASSC in Vegas and got my first DJ gig thru a contact at one of them so I have fond memories of that era.
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    Default Re: Strip Club Acronyms

    Hey fishnet, after reading these forums for a while, I came up with my own acronym. It's:

    SBL - Stripper Boot Licker

    Unfortunately, I see that there's already a similar acronym in your list. Of course, I like mine better.
    Hi, my name is Sleepy and I'm powerless over strippers...

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    Maybe it's time for another reunion?

    Pity Dance, same as Mercy Dance


    "carpe diem"

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    Default Re: Strip Club Acronyms

    you can still find saxbeat, zbone, and sai baba and other old school asscers on zbone.com where he has a more well rounded stripclubjunkie site concerning southern california. Damn, I wish I was old enough back then to when Chez Paree was the center of the Assc unverse, those asscons sure seemed fun.
    whats a PL to do?

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