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    Aaaaaah! Smurfy is in luuuuh-ussst! Smurfy is in luuuuuuust! Problem is, it's a dancer's ex-girlfriend. Eeeek!

    Okee, here's what happened. I went to the club Sunday night to kick it with my bouncer buddy (off work) and the crazy bull dyke cook who was bartending. Then in comes Michelle. Meow! Her and her girlfriend broke up a few days ago. Thank gawd, her GF is a bitch, who treated Michelle like some novelty toy.

    Anyway, she's sooo gorgeous. Skinny but not twiggy, little darker skin. I'm all about dark skin, it's hot. And oooh, the glasses.

    So needless to say when your friend tends bar, you get awful shitty. We were flirting like crazy, and she said something to prompt me to follow her to the bathroom where she kissed me like nothing I've ever felt before.

    We've been chatting the last few days, and listening to her talk is making me so friggin hot for her. It's insane, she's totally what I'm after. She's got goals, ambition, her head screwed on right.... Meow. Oh, and she's 27 and me being 21 I love being the baby.

    I know, I know, contain my desire to sleep with her. Be her friend, I'm trying!!! Ugh, my inner sappy romantic wants to make her pasta and cork a bottle of wine, which she was yearning for tonight when we talked. GRRR!!! I'm going nuts!!! I finally found a pretty girl (in the middle of nowhere), who is actually good enough for me (tell my lack of confidence that) and I can't blow it. Yall gotta help keep me out of trouble, kay?

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    OMG smurf that is great!
    friend schmend ....
    Make her dinner make her dinner, if your friend didn't treat her right then you should free your inner romantic and make her feel special!

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    Go for it. Try to maintain a sense of balance, and not get swept away too much. If it doesn't work out, there will be no lack of available alternatives of both sexes. Being a dancer does have its perks, not the least of which is many, many willing shoulders to cry on.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
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    Aww, Smurf... invite her over and make her some pasta.

    Lena



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    Lust is good. Getting in trouble is good. It's all good.

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    Mmmmm, lust and pasta. Have fun! Watch out for the crazy ex, though, and make positively absolutely sure she is really really ex . . . exs have an unfortunately way of becoming current again after recent breakups.

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    Nice! And you both hit it off. She is single. You both are attracted to each other. A kiss. And i think the woman wants more.... *hint*.
    Be a tigress....Go get her!

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    Take her to the Dairy Queen and share a Blizzard. Thats what I would do.

    PJ (being utterly of no help)

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    Absolutely, go for it!

    And make sure you take lots and lots of pictures.



    (Don't even give me that look, every guy here was thinking the same thing)

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    I know what you mean - same kind of set up with the girl I dated for 3 yrs - all I can say is I dont regret one minute of it. Pursue her, she's interested - so get on it and love every minute of it!
    Isn't lust grand? (or is that love?)
    LIVE LONG & PROSPER!
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    Plan ahead of time the perfectly charming conversation you're going to 'casually' engage in, then approach her with every intention of following through and asking her to dinner. Instead, chit-chat nervously about the weather before chickening out and abruptly excusing yourself from her presence. Then go home and pout about never getting dates, promising yourself next time will be different. Imagine the wonderful phone conversation you could have if you built up the courage to call her, but don't actually do so. Instead of spending your discretionary income on all of the romantic ideas and sappy gifts you long to give to that special person, go to a strip club and buy lap dances in a futile attempt to fill the affectionless void of your existence.

    This works for me every time! Oh wait...no. Crap. That's right, this never works. What am I saying? Go with pasta and wine.

    -lestatdl1
    (p.s. Dharmabum---LMAO, totally.)
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    The tried and true method here, Smurfie...
    Wine her, dine her, and.... you get the idea
    It's all a buffet.

    McCain

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    Lestat ....that was FUNNY!!!!! ROFLMFAO!
    LIVE LONG & PROSPER!
    Leigh Landon

    Never explain yourself to anyone, because the person who likes you doesn't need it and the person that dislikes you won't believe it.

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    you go for it, smurfy - but colette is right - make sure the ex is the EX - the first relationship i had with a girl was very bittersweet because her ex was stalking us all over the city and making incredible scenes when she would run into us -
    Good luck hun!
    Jax
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    Thanks Leigh, I try!

    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    I agree, make your move, get your honey!! And then some.. heehee. Wine and pasta, yummy! A way to their stomach.. and their heart!

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    Smurfy! It's been days! Update us, already ;-) Inquiring minds want to know!

    Lena



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