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    Default I killed a bunny rabbit...

    Ugh, what a shitty night. I know, I know, one was bound to come along but grrr.

    To start it was super slow and not getting any better. The usual DJ wasn't there, and the one that was there sucked. I was totally not feeling it and needed Bobby to advise me. He couldn't pick shit, gave me the wrong songs.

    Then I decided to be flat out goofy and do the Gimme Gimme's cover of "My Boyfriend's Back" and that "Who put the bop..." song whatever it's called. These totally rude fuckers were criticising everything I picked. Sorry, I don't dance to Tool. For the record you probably are one though.

    Anyway, I just couldn't win, no matter what I did. Iris was "tutoring" me and kept insisting I slow down. So I did, practically fucking my skin on stage, and this guy says, "That just looks like it feels really good." Yeah, so good you threw down 2 dollars.

    Almost beats the guy who said, "I just wanted to see your pretty eyes, not your *thing*!" Okay, it's not a sea creature, it's my Coochie Snorcher and you hurt its feelings.

    So then it gets better. I have $34 to my name. Tami comes in asking for our $20. HUH? The deal I was told, sketchy, but whatever, was that we tipped DJ/Bouncer $10 per and were paid minimum wage and our house was taken out of that. I've worked 3/4 other nights and no one has said that to me. Then, the fucker ass DJ who played the wrong damn songs for me assured me that I could just give it to his girlfriend later. RAR!

    Then I give Iris a ride home. After she tries to tell me she wants $15 for the blue dress, not the $10 she originally asked. Sooo, she promises me gas money since she wants to go clear to the NE corner of town and I live SE. So we chat for a while, I keep going the wrong damn way because all I want is to go home and be with my dogs. Then she has the nerve to bullshit on her cell phone practically the whole damn way!!! Then I drop her off and the gas money never manifests itself. And I hit a bunny rabbit. Killed it dead. It made a thunking noise. I've never done that before. I've nearly gotten rear ended saving critters. Oh I feel so shitty. I had to see it laying there on the way home. And, it will be there on the way to the barn tomorrow.

    Ugh, my friend Seth works nights, he's gonna take me to breakfast. I'm sorry, this is so whiny, but I just wanted to snivel to some people who actually understand.

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    Love and cookies, indeed. Sounds like you need a little of both. Some nights are better than others. Some nights you wonder if it isn't better to live in a cave. Some nights are so bad that you end up debating with the DJ which is more fun: working, or the thought of getting screwed in a really uncomfortable place with no lube while being beaten in the head with a brick. Nevertheless, you persevere. So bring on the love, and let them eat cookies....

    As a side note, "You Never Can Tell" by Chuck Berry and "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" by Urge Overkill are both good songs when you're feeling goofy. Look no further than your nearest "Pulp Fiction" soundtrack.

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    Smurf hopefully an animal will come out at night and take the rabbit so you wont have to see it.
    As far as the night, i hope you can look back one day and say; "man that night sucked, glad it's over".
    Pamela

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    God Smurf, you had a horrible night! I had a bad one last night myself...good luck honey.

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    Smurf, I'm so sorry you had a bad night ...but now it's a new day, and the past is but a memory. Nothing to be done about it- but bummer that it was crummy.

    Keep your head up!

    Lots of love and big hugs,
    Megan

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    Nights like that come and go. It happens sometimes. U know sometimes little critters aren't where they are supposed to be. I hit way more than a few in New Mexico in the middle of the night while driving back from Vegas. There are no lights out there, and when u see em u can either honk, brake, or swerve. U can't do all three and if u could U still might hit em. I know I did. Don't let it get you down.
    Now, in all honesty, I just wrote that rabbit recipe down. We have a family tradition of eating rabbit and rice for Xmas, but I never really eat it any other time of year except certain french restaurants. However, that recipe sounds really good so I'm gonna have to try it. I know a rancher at home who kills em just for the skins so might as well use the meat.........................................Did I mention I'm from the south?
    "Come what may although I often say realities come from dreams, but approach all lies with open eyes because NOthing in this world is EVER ALL it seems."

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    That was a tale and a half smurfbaby! Wow! I am so sorry about the rabbit - I too --do EVERYTHING I possibly can NOT to hit anything, flashing my lights honking braking swerving yelling inside my car at it"" RUN FORREST RUN!"" I yell as loud as I can - not like they can hear me it is a knee jerk reaction!
    And about that girl who ripped you for gas? I would have said "WHAT DO U MEAN $15.00 for that dress, what do u think it would have cost you to cab home last night??" Or something to that effect; like well since I gave you a lift and you didnt toss me any gas cash, take the extra 5 off that dress and we are back down to the original $10 you asked for.
    I love bustin people on that shit - straight out - because they are trying to pull something I love throwing the roadblocks up - ass cash or well you know what I mean - no one rides for free!

    heres some love and cookies too right back at ya, pretty girl!
    LIVE LONG & PROSPER!
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    God Bless, Smurf - sounds like a horrid night!! I'm with Leigh - call her out on that BS. And get your cash upfront next time

    As for the rabbit, don't be too hard on yourself!! I hit a small deer coming home once in an ex's truck and you would've thought I'd ran over a small child the way I was carrying on!!

    Best wishes for a mucho better night, darlin'.

    Amethyst


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    Girl, I'm sorry you had such a bad night. Something I learned early on in this business is be assertive, stand your ground, and don't let folks bulldoze over you because you are polite and generous. I'm not saying don't be polite, but don't allow yourself to be bullied either. That often happens to the new girl who is trying to fit in to this new career.

    And about the rabbit, I'm sorry too. I have hit a few critters on my way home from work. I usually doesn't bother me if it is a snake, but once I ran over a cat, and had huge guilt over it. Nothing I could have done to prevent it, it is just something that happened.

    I hope today is going better for you, and I am thinking happy thoughts for you.


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    "that rabbit had a family...

    Rabbit Stew Ciociara - Roman peasant style
    Serves 6Ingredients
    Rabbit of approx 1 kilo, cleaned and cut up for frying;
    90 ml oil;
    2 cloves garlic, crushed in the garlic-press;
    250 grams smoked ham, chopped
    2 dl dry white wine
    1 kilo of tomatoes, peeled, seeded, drained, and chopped
    15 grams parsley, chopped
    Salt and freshly ground pepper
    Method
    Dry the pieces of rabbit thoroughly and season them with salt and pepper.
    Heat the oil in a large, heavy casserole over fairly high heat and brown the pieces on all sides.
    Add the garlic and ham, cook until the garlic begins to colour, add the wine and cook until it has evaporated. Add the tomatoes, adjust seasoning, cover the casserole, and cook over low heat for about 1 hour. Sprinkle with the parsley and serve in the casserole.
    im sorry pam but i cant remove it...it's way too funny...
    blessed be

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    Well at least the other one was removed... That was down right rude.
    Thanks Jax.
    But road kill for dinner.....YUK. If only wolves knew how to cook then i guess :-/

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    And I thought you were preggo.

    Killing the rabbit was how they used to tell.


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    Le Q, that was my first thought, too.

    Hope the week improves from here, Smurfy.


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    Killing the rabbit was how people used to say that they were pregnant? I've never heard that.... and I don't get it?! :-/

    Sorry you had a bad night Smurfy! If it makes you feel any better, I ran over a squirrel yesterday and working both Thursday and Friday nights I made a TOTAL of $47. Needless to say, I started at a new club on Saturday. Worked out much better that way.

    Keep your head up and things will always get better. The way it always works for me is that if one day is exceptionally bad, the next day is always great. It's like you're due!

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    Killing the rabbit was how people used to say that they were pregnant? I've never heard that.... and I don't get it?! :-/
    One of the hormones produced by a pregnant woman is fatally toxic to rabbits, rats, and toads. Back in the earlier part of the last century, a blood or urine sample would be injected into one of these animals, and if it died, there was a likelihood that the lady who produced the sample was pregnant (unless some other toxic factor or disease was present as well). So "the rabbit died" became a cliche-ish term for stating that a woman was pregnant, even long after the medical community went to more sophisticated testing.


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    Well ya talk about things that nobody cares
    A what'cha wearin' out things that nobody wears
    What'cha callin' me things a but'cha girlfriend lied
    A 'cause ya can't catch'a me 'cause the rabbit done died
    Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
    Said my get up and go musta got up and went
    Well I got good news she's a real good liar
    A 'cause her backstage a boogie set your pants on fire
    Sweet emotion
    Sweet emotion
    -- Aerosmith

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    Hi smurf-

    I am a newbie, still have yet to do my first audition, but just wanted to send you some support, and positive vibes++++++. I work in an animal hospital (vet student wanna-bee). I see "hit by cars " a great deal since we are located right off three major roads. Sometimes its just the wrong place and the wrong time. It's hard enough to exercise a judgement call, in the 1/2 second increment in time you have to make it. You did what you could!! These things just happen...

    Let me send you some hugs, I am sorry you had such a tough day - draw a warm bath, have some Ben & Jerry's.
    it's my recipe for getting over a bad night.

    hugs-
    Lara

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    What the hell is wrong with the "guests" who are posting to this thread? Someone who posts on this board alot, is a great person and ANIMAL lover ran over one, and it died. And jokes will fly. She may be upset. I would be. Yes you get over it, but this crap being written sure don't help. Jokes are really not cool when an animal wild or not is killed.
    Think about this when your dog/cat whatever pet you have gets run over by a vehicle, or dies, and how you feel.
    I just don't see the point of jokes or lyrics from songs being made from a dancers heartache, and accident.
    Yes i will lighten up. But you know what they say about people who don't care for animals....

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    Pamela, lighten up. The lyrics don't refer to a rabbit being run over, it's about the guy running after the woman's "rabbit test" comes back positive (pregnant). You need to get a grip!

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    The posting has nothing to do with the "original" thread.....And we know why it was put there...

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    Smurf,
    I'm sorry hun. =( I hate that feeling as well. Two nights ago,I almost ran over a possum. It was so sad because he was in the middle of the road, and we were coming in from a turn, and the lights shined on his eyes, and he looked up...it was very eerie...but I swerved and it ran away.
    Dont feel so bad hun, tha stuff happens all the time. And you didnt mean it. Some people deliberately aim to hit animals in the street.
    I DID kill a possum once by accident on the way from Hooters one night...it was terrible.

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    "You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
    You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit gone died."
    - Aerosmith "Sweet Emotion"


    Yep, thats what that lyric makes reference to!!

    What technically happened in that test was that the urine from the potentially pregnant woman would be injected into the rabbit. The hCG hormone in the urine would cause the rabbit's ovaries to bulge (so more specifically a female rabbit had to be used).

    Problem was back in the old days (the 1920's) the only way to check for this was to dissect the critter, which of course meant killing it. So "the rabbit died" whether the woman was pregnant or not.

    Later, they developed a non-lethal means of testing this.
    Anyone familiar with M*A*S*H* has probably seen the episode where they took the ovaries from one of Radar's bunnies to see if Hot Lips was pregnant.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Pam does NOT need to get a grip. Its true what they say about people who hate animals...
    And by the way Pam, I doubt all these guests are really GUESTS. There have been a share of registered users who POST as guests. So really, it can be anyone on here.
    Point being, you people need to stop being so damn insensitive.
    And telling people to get a grip is not cool either because obviously SOME PEOPLE on this board have feelings.
    Inconsiderate jerks.

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