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    Default Here's to a good laugh

    Hey girls..
    LOL, I know some have been down lately as some clubs havent been doing so well. Here's a little somethin to help brighten your day, even if it IS at MY expense <grin>

    On stage, thinking Im all cute and dancing to the music.. Second song, I start to take off my top (bikini with this weird material string). After it goes over my head, I go to drop it on the ground. I look around and see people staring.. <cough> the friggin thing had got entwined in my hair and was hanging from it! I basically had to rip out some of my hair to get it out.. how the HELL do you even attempt to look sexy after that mishap!!! <rolls on the floor laughing> I swear.. some people tipped me because they felt sorry for me. Hehehe!
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    I hear ya Bebebabiez, I have done the same thing! or swingin my t bar around my finger and thinking I have released it to fly back in to my pile of costume and the back of the stage but the t-bar hook grabbed a piece of hair and HUNG ON! GEEZ! So much for the whole show-- gets brought down to that final moment of embarrassment! So I work some humor onto it as well, when I finally get it out of my hair --I toss it high in the air and as it comes back down I pretend to shoot it down with an imaginary rifle (like skeet shooting hahaha). Kinda like: hey this wasnt MY fault - ya'll seen that thing attack me? Didnt ya? Huh? Didnt ya?heh heh!!
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    Oh.....
    Glad you laughed it off, (with your hair that stinks). Happy for you! People at clubs can be so generous at times...Can't they?

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    Hey it's good to laugh at ourselves! I think our humanness showing through is sexy too! I had a guy in VIP the other night who bought a second session because he was so much more into me after we had been joking about something and I laughed so hard I snorted. Heh, sometimes guys like the funniest things

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    I was onstage doing pole work and was getting ready to do my signature spinny thingy. Along the way, this guy was just staring and I said u should come tip, didn't ur momma tell u plain ole starin was just rude. We shared a laugh but he still did not get up. As soon as I swung around the pole, first time I ever wore shoes without a strap, it flew off and smacked the mirror inches away from his face and landed in his lap. His friend said u better get ur ass up and tip her. That was a sign man! It was so funny. He tipped me so nicely after that.
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    LOL ive had my share of fumbles.. like falling off the pole for one.. Nothing for me TODO but laugh at my self lol.. The customers laugh alot to.. not the point and laugh more like that.. hahah shes funny..


    however i tend to hide back stage for about 10 mins after ward till i get more brave LOL

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    HAHAHA Divyne, what a way to get a tip! Maybe those non-tippers should start covering their heads when some of us get onstage

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    I was wearing a short black bob wig at work one Saturday night and when I did the splits it popped right off of my head - I believe the show must go on, so I ripped off the wig cap and kept going. I was totally embarrassed but did my very best to play it off, and ended up having a fabulous night sans wig.

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    nice save, i have been known to lose my shoes. i wear tights and my shoes have plastic so it slides very easily ....you can pictures the rest..lol

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    Last night Iris came bounding into the dressing room squealing and giggling. She dumped a guys drink into his lap, and all over his massive "growth". Silly girl, she was pretty damn amused. Apparently this was the first time. Oh my... I'll be working with a bunch of goofballs.

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    Ummmm....I started my period a week early last month...in white bottoms... on stage. I wanted the ground to open under me and swallow me up. That was definitely one of my most embarrassing moments. All you can do is look back (after the fact) and laugh.
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    luckly for me i get an earily warning a day before my period arrives


    hope that never changs

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    so embarrassing fire_woman! Sorry that happened. A club I danced at for a week had a female dancer that was just unbelievable. She actually got off stage went and asked all 9 of our customers if they had seen her "string" because she seen it! It was embarrassing! They kept her. I left. But soemthing funny that had happened to me was wahile walking down the stairs after my rotation I tripped over my ankle and fell right into a customers lap face first. He felt bad, he bought 3 dances!
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