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    Default I did it!!!

    Ohmygawd that was so much fun! I know I'm a tease, buuuut, I have to get to class and I promise I'll say more later. I just had to put that out there! I am not chicken shit!!!

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    Knew you would do it!!!! Congrats!!
    Please tell more to the board later, would love to hear in detail about your *TEASE*

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    Good for you sweetie, and yes we will all be waiting to hear how everything went........ !!!!
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    Okee okee. I went to deal with this earlier but the board was all messed up.

    First, my looser ass "friend" ditched me as she often does because she's a total flake. I knew better than to have any faith in her but we were so excited I guess I got caught up in it. Anyway, I had to here all about her drama, and then she proceeded to avoid me for the rest of the night.

    I was freaking out. Went and got my shoes, waited for her to call. No call, bullshitted my mom and told her we were going out anyway. She knew we were sposed to. I swung by Ross, picked up the dress and panties and drove to Redmond.

    The desire to vomit was so strong. I was changing stations on the radio, and my absolute favorite new song came on and I figured it was a sign. So I kept driving, shaking quite a bit.

    Inside I was introduced to Teddy Bear the manager and he took me into the dressing room after proving I was old enough.

    Now, I don't wanna sound like a bitch or anything, but some of those girls were seriously icky. One was missing teeth, and the remaining were like, rotting. The other was ancient and looked kinda strung out. Save for them the rest of the girls were really cute. I think that club would have better luck getting new girls if they weren't working on gaining a rep for not so cute girls.

    Oh well, it was one helluva confidence booster. I got dressed, Chase made me "show her my goodies" and assured me I'd do good. She totally helped me out, taught me all about blacklights and babywipes.

    I went and watched a couple girls sets, then the DJ asked me when I wanted to go, and what I wanted for music. Oh my gawd, I worked with him back at Red Robin, I was amused. So I picked out some Portishead and Moby.

    My go was right after Iris who is a total dawl. She brought me up on stage, it was cute. Apparently that's all Star's style or something. Desire to puke was immense at this point. Bobby made a big fuss about me, and this being my very first time, etc. I had an absolute blast!!! I totally forgot that I was nekkid and wagging my goodies in guy's faces. My tip rail was abolutely loaded by the time I was done! Sure it was all singles, but $20 was more than any other girl was pulling off on a set.

    So Bobby asked if I wanted to stay in the rotation, then later asked when I wanted to work. I did 3 more sets and came home with a pleasing $51 plus $50 for the amateur thing.

    The girls hooked me up with a few more outfits which is good because the glitter on my dress chafed the hell out of me!

    Two of my friends came by to provide moral support and promised to watch my next set if I didn't "wag my coochie" in their face. Hee hee, problem was the boy sitting next to them wanted to see my coochie!

    Needless to say my knees hurt, my legs are killing, but I love it! I think I might work tomorrow night.

    The high point of my night had to be the older latina chick sitting at my rail eating it up and tipping like crazy! Yay for her!!!

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    Well, good for you, I knew you had it in ya, sweetheart. Sometimes those places that take dancers as you described are great to start in, it tends to take the heat off. And you had fun, that's what's important. Also it sounds like you lucked out with a great DJ, to start you with Moby and Portishead! Keep it up, and soon that 101$ will be a drop in the bucket.

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    Yep good for you smurf! We knew you could do it!

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    That is so great! Congrats on the whole thing, and good luck in your new career hehe.

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    Congratulations!! Good luck!! It sounds like you had a blast!! The feet and knee pain will go away. You just need to give it a little time. YOu put most of the pressure on your knees and feet but in due time you will learn to use your toes mor ethan anything. Good luck though sweetie!! Congrats once more!!
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