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    Default First Tax Refund of the Year

    Last night some regulars started tipping with fives and tens instead of ones. Unlce Sam has started kicking back the monies he took and my boys are passing on the wealth.

    If I get paid with IRS tax money does this make me a goverment employee ?
    My rating could be a GS 9.5 (Girl Stripper 9.5 )




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    grab the money while you can! After the IRS audits these high rollers next month the tips may go back to singles in a hurry.

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    Hee, the clubs should put up a sign like auto dealers do: "Cash Your Refund Check Here!"

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    Of course! Why do you think I've been so busy in the clubs this last week...

    ...tax refunds rule.
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    Oh, thanks for reminding me, I gotta calculate and return my tax forms pronto. I always get a refund and if I get it before my vacation next May I'll be able to go strip clubbin' practically every weekend during that month just like I did last year!



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