Okee, wow, um this is gonna be long but I have a million questions and yes I have done tons of research so please don't spank my arse and tell me to go read whatever. Cuz I'll just ask fore more.
I am so super broke, I've done work for a "barely legal" web site when I lived in a bigger city and had a blast! No one else involved in the pics, just little old me. So after getting laid off from my very well paid "cashier assistant" gig I'm looking for that kind of money and then some again. I've got a horse, need some money for school, would like to be able to put some money down on a truck and trailer so I can show said horse. Oh yeah, and I just found out my college fund was a big lie, so I gotta find some money for school. Forestry degrees ain't cheap!
Anymewho, first of all, me. I'm 5'5" 135lbs, 36/B-C, 28" waist, 36/38ish in the hips, basically your typical set of curves. I've got a little "squish" but mostly muscle tone from working my arse off on a dude ranch. I've got short hair right now, long doesn't flatter me. I just turned 21 and not a soul believes it, I look super young and have capitalized on that. I am pierced, small little purple labret, old ladies think it's cute. My nips are pierced with barbells, much prettier than rings I think, plus I have this one nip that runs away (turns inside) if touched so the piercings make them perky 24/7. I have my hood pierced, might redo my navel, and have 2g ears but you'd never know with the jewelry I wear. My boobs kinda but me, but then again I'm the trpical super critical girl. They aren't all uber perky, I think my body really planned on them getting much bigger. They aren't straight offa Discovery channel, but you get the idea. Anyway, to sum all that up, are there girls like me working at your average local club, or am I gonna make a fool outta myself just walking in?
Auditions or "No Experience Necessary?"
There are two clubs in town, one I called a long while back and really didn't like their attitude. The other is new, in a smaller nearby town and hard pressed for girls. I really have only been to a strip club once. That was a miserable experience. The girls, in San Francisco no less, glared at me and made me wanna die. Bummer for them, all I had on me was $20s. Needless to say I spent the whole time studying my shoes. So I have no clue what to do, basically. I would love to go observe but my money is kinda precious right now and I'd feel like a loser. How does a girl with zero experience audition? I don't wanna make a dork outta myself with some cheezy stereotypical ideas the media has ingrained in me. I'm a quick learner, I taught my friend's "I'm a Slave 4U" moves the third time I saw the video! I took dance classes all my life so I can move decently, but I've also been a raver for years and whenever I try to dance, I look like a silly little raver. =)
Gotta Get Dressed to Get Naked
Another problem is what in gawds name do I wear to start out? I just sold all my good Lip Service vinyl, and can't really afford anything until I make some tips. I have awesome 4" open toed mary janes from London Underground, will those get me by? Also, I have some super cute cutoff shorts and a pink gingham print tie back halter that looks sooo country cutie. *laughs* I even have chaps! It is kinda rural here! Is it reasonably commonplace for other girls to share with the innocent newbie?
Phat Beats?
In general can you pick your own music? What kind of stuff works well, especially for newbies? I was thinking LowFi Allstars "Battleflag" would be lotsa fun. *laughs* Of course I also would have a blast with The Cure "Lovecats" so you gotta watch out with goofy bastards like me.
Lap/Table/Private/yadidda yadidda
I don't think any of the clubs here allow any sort of touching, it's pretty conservative here. So do any of you dance at places that are no touching? What kind of stuff do you do to really make money on those? I'm not sure I'm that down with that much touching anyway. Sitting on a guy's lap and talking about the first thing that pops up is one thing, service with a smile is another.Further, how often does a table dance really mean the table? I just know I'd fall off. I fell off a riser, trombone and all in middle school.
Oh, and do you make just more with girl/girl shows? My lover wants to do amatuer night together some time, and hell, might as well have fun!
Psuedonyms
Um, how do yall come up with your stage names? My only nickname is smurf or some variation thereof. I went by Sandy when I did the website, but that's nothing to write home about. My hippy friend calls me "Sexy Cowgirl Mama," but I digress...
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
I wanna know from all yall what it's really like. I just want your honest opinion. Are you enjoying yourself, is there any camradre with the other girls? I think I could have a whole helluva lot of fun with this, but I'm not the expert. So honest opinions please. And if you're just a big old whiner in general, you can opt out of this part.
Okily dokily, that outta do for now. Thanks for anything you can offer, I'm sure I'll be back with something else shortly. And I'm sure you've answered the same question a million times, but I'm the kind of person who likes lots of reassuring that the water is warm before I jump in!
love and cookies!
-smurf



Further, how often does a table dance really mean the table? I just know I'd fall off. I fell off a riser, trombone and all in middle school.
Oh, and do you make just more with girl/girl shows? My lover wants to do amatuer night together some time, and hell, might as well have fun!
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