Hello Ladies,
(and Gents);
Not to take away from Holly's jokes (they made me laugh) --- I thought I'd contribute here........
How COLD is it where u r????
Here's some "tongue in cheek" Weather Facts......
(oops, sorry about the pun,,,,)
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat & unpack the thermal underwear,
People in Iowa go swimming in the rivers;
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat,
People in Iowa plant gardens;
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
People in Iowa sunbathe;
@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start,
People in Iowa drive with the windows down;
@ +32 degrees
Water freezes,
Iowa River water gets thicker;
@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats,
People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt;
@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat,
People in Iowa have the last cookout before it gets cold;
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Iowans lick the flagpole;
@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates,
The Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door-to-door;
@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
People in Iowa rent some videos;
@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale),
People in Iowa start saying "Cold enough for ya'?"
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I guess this is why I moved back to Iowa!
Have a good day.....
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Until the next Post/Reply,
Take care & stay healthy & warm/cool;
ALOHA;
Jameson
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