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    Hi everyone

    I am going to share this story with all of you because A. it was one of the most embarassing moments of my life and B. if any of you are in a bad mood and need a GOOD laugh, this will certainly put a smile on your face.......

    I decided yesterday to try out a wig for the first time. i was feeling a little playful and just wanted to do something different. sooooooo, i am at the bar talking to this handsome, very well dressed, very well spoken customer that tells me after i go on stage, he would love to take me in the back for a few couch dances. so 2 songs later, up on stage i go. the dj is playing one of my fav songs, im feeling very sexy and flirty, long, long blonde hair flowing all over me and im thinking forget the couch room, this guy is taking me to the chanpagne court - i was feeling HOT!!! well, about a minute into my song, i decide to swing around the pole, forgettting that my hair is not attached, and as i go one way, my wig flies off and goes the opposite direction, doing 360's mid air as it goes off the stage and onto the floor, about 2 feet from a customer!!!!!! i almost died!!! i jumped off the stage. squatted down and tried to put the thing on my head and RAN like hell through the bar and into the dressing room!!! thank GOD it was only 2:00 in the afternoon and there were only 4 customers at the bar!!!! If only i could have seen the look on my face!!!

    Needless to say, i didnt bother going back out to my customer NOR did i go back out to the bar until after all 4 of them left. we laughed so hard, i was in tears. i wonder if i can get the video tape from yesterday and send it in to one of those funniest video shows???? LOL

    Guess from now on, im leaving my hair au natural!!!! Hope this brightens someones day!!!!! LOL
    Hugs.....Shawn

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    leaving it all au natural or glue it down... just kidding. but on the real thanx for making my day.

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    You should have gone back out there. You might have picked up some better tips because they felt bad for you. I know I would have tipped you. Laughing my a.. off, but I would have tipped you.

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    That is a hilarious visual - I admit I laughed out loud reading this- does your club tape things? that would be so funny to see.
    At least it didn't land on someone else's head!


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    yah those things happen more often than we like;

    I had one of those clips with the hair attached to the clip and it was long and pony tailish sort of looking, during my floor show I arch back letting my long delightful tresses dangle off the side of the stage while I posed like I was basking in the sun on the beach nude thing, I was really feeling it - hahahha, so I pull back up out of the arch but as I went back into a sitting upright position the hair had caught on a nail or something on the outside edge of the stage and STAYED THERE! SO I am sitting there with this little butt end ponytail of my real hair that WAS tucked up and hidden within the hair clip!!!

    AH GEEZ! How incredibly embarrassing, especially cause I was being so graceful and full of confidence from that damn hair clip! So I grabbed the hair and threw my blanket over me like a little kid in a tent and put my damn hair back on underneath! I had to finish the show - but I never looked up at anybody and thankfully there was only like 2 minutes of the song left anyway!

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    oh my god, you girls had me rolling over here. Thats the funniest thing I have ever read although I am sure it wasnt funny at the time.
    Thanks for making me smile though

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    If you can't laugh at youself you aren't worth a damn, I don't care how much money you've got or how cool everybody tells you you are. I have a very high opinion of myself but I have pulled some colossal blunders in my time.

    Ok, I got one for ya, and this could've gotten my ass beaten, LOL. Being a bit of a vampire anyways, and not wanting to go home after getting all wound up at work, a lot of times I go to this after hours bottle club. Its kind of sleazy, not really my kind of place, but if I'm in the right mood it can be fun, especially if some of my late night friends are there.

    There are some rough customers in there, though, sometimes a lot of bikers, etc.. I like to dress up for work, tie, jacket, etc., and rarely change before going in there. Since I used to ride with some bikers in Texas and have scars all over me, I don't really give a damn what they think--but some of them will give you the eye sometimes and you know you need to watch how you carry yourself very carefully.

    Well, one night this woman I know comes in looking for her rock musician boyfriend, who, while he is in many ways a great guy and also a friend of mine, tends--like many rock musicians do--to treat women like shit. She has been throwing herself all over this guy for months on end and he could give a damn. She's like "Have you seen Mike?" and I told her he was in earlier, but I didn't stop him from leaving, which got her all pissed off at me for not helping her debase herself some more.

    So she says in this big loud voice "You suck!!!". I'm standing there, having a great time, a little bit (OK maybe a lot that night) buzzed, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let her get away with embarassing me in front of all these rough characters like that.

    That song "You Suck" comes into my mind (A great song, very funny, and very danceable, sung by a woman about it being time for the GUY to perform oral sex, which as we all know, can involve a little gentle...well you know). So without hesitation, in my extra-loud (even for a DJ, and especially if I've been partying) voice, I snappily come back with...

    "As a matter of fact, I DO SUCK, and I DO IT WELL"

    No sooner had the words left my mouth than I realized what the hell I have just said, where I am, and who is there. Trying to figure out how far away the door is, and whether I can make it there with all my teeth, I summoned up my courage and looked around me to see who was going to throw the first punch.

    I guess it was my lucky night because it was like I wasn't even there. They HAD to have heard me, with my voice, but noone was even looking any where near me. Noone said a damned word about it, so I finished my drink and left. I still go there, and never has anyone mentioned it (thank God).

    I don't know, maybe this is too far from where all of you are at in life, but it's just my funny little story. I have to laugh at myself for this one, I hope some of you find it amusing as well.

    Djoser
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    Djoser, LOL that story is great....
    I have a T-Shrit that I wear out sometimes for shock value, it says " I Love Penis" The best part of wearing this shirt out to the bar is the guys who very loudly I might add, read my shirt from across the bar... Seeing thier face once they realize what they have said is great. Thier friends always have to tease them for the rest of the night...
    There is no better buzz then busting a nut.......
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    Yep. it was definitely a Kodak moment. I should have gone out there for those "pity" tips. but i could not stop lsughing long enough!!!!

    Yes, NYCjacqueline, we are trying to get the tape of it. my manager is going to see if he can go back that far. LOL being topless though, i dont think i could get it aired on one of those funniest video shows, but ill keep you posted!!!

    Djoser - i loved the story - thanks for putting it up here!

    Glad i could make so many of you smile! i wish you all could have been there!!!!! Shawn



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