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    okay i know this sounds like a weird weird question...but i'll explain why i'm asking in a sec...

    What are the wierdest boobs you've seen on a dancer? (who actually made money)

    this is the deal. i am 21. been wanting to be a dancer since I was 18. I have hypoplastic breasts (underdeveloped) that are about a B. I've always had this thought in my head that "as soon as I get my breasts corrected, I'll start dancing". but lately i've been starting to realise that I might not afford to get my breasts reconstructed until in a few years. so what should I do...just see if there's a club who will want me anyway and risk getting humiliated...or should I wait?
    my breasts don't have a sag whatsoever (not even the normal sag) and are instead a little cone-shaped. when my nipple goes hard they get rounder and look a little more normal. I'll try to get a picture of them so that i can post it here.

    so any advice for me?

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    I have worked with girls who have had like, no boobs at all, and also girls with incredibly saggy boobs where it looked like there was nothing in there whatsoever, just hollow skin hanging out of their chest. They were still able to make money as dancers. I don't think you will have a problem finding a club to work at now...most girls are self-conscious about something but they still get hired as dancers and make great money. So I say, go for it!

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    I wouldn't worry about it. I have seen girls who have NO boobs (keep in mind i'm pretty tiny here), who have huge nipples, whose boobs look like "deflated teabags"..etc. ..I've heard lots of things said about girls boobs, but somehow everyone makes money. And Keep in mind...Lots of guys like lots of different things...
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    From a mans perspective, especially this man, It's not the "boobs" that attracts me. It's the eyes, the attitude and the ass in that order. I'm sure you have many good qualities. Accentuate those qualities and you will be successful. Rock on - Stay safe
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    autumn and i work with a girl, i won't say her name, but her tits are i two different time zones.they're basically under her arms.....tits are tits no matter how u slice em....
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    two different time zones, that made me crack up hahah
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    Mine are strange. They are 38c, but before my period they will go firm and round and bigger! After period, they go anyplace they want. I know it's normal for some women to get bigger that time of month, but i feel like i had implants once a month for about 4 days!! Hard and big. But it works for me. Just tits. I like them all. Pamela

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    The wierdest boobs I ever saw were on this poor woman who came here for Bike Week 2 years ago. She had gotten a boob job but something had gone really wrong, especially with the right one, which looked a lot different from the left. She had some spots on it that looked bad, really bad. I finally sat her down one night and painted some designs for free on her breasts so that it wouldn't show. She was cool, too, and at the end of that night I painted her insisted on giving me some money. I heard later she had some major problems I won't get into with it, I hope she is OK now. But you know she made money, wierd boobs, painted or not...

    I wouldn't let your size worry you, B sounds plenty good enough. I have seen and helped A girls make a lot of money. If you have a pretty face, and most important--a good, friendly attitude, you will have no problem.

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    mine do the same as Pamela's - I swear, I gain nearly a full cup size when I PMS. I feel like hell, but my tits look great! And of course due to this gaining and deflating, I have stretch marks and they sag a bit (I average to about a C cup). it's not a big deal as far as money or work goes.

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    I had to work with a deflated implant before. It was horrible. Like hard-ass implant on one side, National Geographic on the other. Although I got some stupid questions like, "Do you have cancer?" I still made money. No matter what your boobs look like now, they can't look any worse than mine did.

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    If you want to hear about weird boobs.......I actually have THREE. I was born with a third nipple just under my right breast. And lately I've gained a little more weight and as I gain weight, my third boob gets a little bit bigger. I have 36C boobs and the third one probably couldn't even be considered an A cup, but it is definitely there.

    However, most guys don't notice it when I work. I'd say about 7 out of 10 guys never notice and the only girls that I work with that knew about it were the ones that I told. None of the others noticed either until I said something about it.

    As far as money goes, I don't think I make less because of it. As a matter of fact I actually use it to make more. For instance, if a guy wants to tip me a dollar in between my breasts, I tell him that he has to tip a bill for each breast. If he only gives me two bills, then I show him the third one and ask for more. I've never had a guy that was put off by it. Most of them think it's cute and they are in awe cause they've never seen a dancer with three boobs before. Sometimes they even tip more than I ask because of it.

    So, I think the point here is that you should never feel like what you have isn't good enough. Find a way that you can promote what you have. Use it to your advantage and be proud of it.

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    What exactly does hypoplastic mean? Like what makes your breasts underdeveloped as opposed to small? (Not that a B cup is not perfectly respectable).

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    I was wondering the same thing. There are some girls at my club that are an A and I would think that that would be more along the lines of underdeveloped.

    We also have a girl with a botched-boob job, and as a result, her nipples are totally disfigured. She makes good money - as do the A-cup girls ...
    We also once had a girl who had extremely cone-shaped breasts...actually like small bananas! She also made decent money.

    I wouldn't worry about your boobs, erica - there are many diff customers with diff tastes, and you should be fine...

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