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    Hello Ladies,


    I recv'd this joke the other day (it's clean) so I thought I'd pass it along......


    A U.S. Navy guided missile cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following message from the wife of a wealthy nearby plantation owner.

    "Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's coming of age party. I would like you to send four well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive promptly at 8p.m. prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and dance with lovely young ladies. One last point: No Mexicans! We don't like Mexicans."

    Sure enough, at 8p.m. on Thursday, the lady heard a rap at the door. She opened the door to find, in dress uniform, four exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. Her jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "...There must be some mistake!"

    "Oh no madam," said the first officer, "Captain Martinez doesn't make mistakes."



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    Take care & stay healthy & warm/cool;

    ALOHA;

    Jameson
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    Default Re: Feel free to use this one.......

    good one jameson

    next time feel free to post on the joke page!!!!!
    blessed be

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    Default Re: Feel free to use this one.......

    LOL very cute

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    Default Re: Feel free to use this one.......

    Hello Holly Day & Tia_q,
    and Ladies;

    Forgive my error --- I'm still a newbie here.
    My next joke(s) will go into the Joke Page here == hopefully I'll remember. If not, punish me by taking away my TV for a week, or ......... (???) open to "some Possible" ideas!?!?! ;-)

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    ALOHA;

    Jameson
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