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    Default Okay now for some silly questions...

    My major one is wtf do I do for dancing during a period? I'm assuming obviously that I'll need to cut the string on my tampon. Then what? Just dance carefully? lol

    Also, how do I do lap dances? I asked the manager and he told me I could come in early to practice the stage. Oooookay. Well that helps me for dancing on stage lol.

    And the last question I can think of for now is about getting another girl to come with me. I was told by the nicer of the two managers that I should try hard to find a girl to dance with me. He said that there's a pecking order and basically said most of the girls were going to hate me no matter what, especially because of my unique look, and that with a friend they would be less likely to group up on me. Yikes. Anyway I thought I could ask the local radio station to help me find a female friend to go with. It would work. I'm almost positive. The only problem is that my dad listens to this station. And he can't find out that I'm working here. I think he would recognize my voice on the radio... I'm almost sure of it. And he listens to the radio in the office at work too. Argg.

    Anyway, I feel stupid for asking questions all the time, since I know most girls have to just learn on their own, but I really appreciate everything you guys help me with.

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    Default Re: Okay now for some silly questions...

    Yeah, cut the string, shove, and hope you're a good fishermen. Of course if you're bleeding a decent amount, you can kinda push um out with your body. I'd use ob, no applicator cuz you can flare the bottom out. I used to sleep with two tampons on, this should provide added security for ya. I'd just avoid any days you're really heavy. *laughs* Which is all of um for me.


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    Default Re: Okay now for some silly questions...

    They told me nothing of the toilet paper/baby wipes, but THANK GOD you told me. lol That would have been my downfall.

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    Default Re: Okay now for some silly questions...

    just go in and watch the girls do their lap dancs.. its not a hard thing to learn.. your just grinding on their crotch.. you might want to rotate positions every min.. this stops the costomer from.. suprting.. or atleast alot of the time anyways.. plus they like the tease..

    and yeah just put the tampon up there and cut the string.. you dont have to cut all of it off.. just most of it. I use ob tampons.. for some reson tampax just doesent work for me.. ob is better when it comes to "leaks" anyways.. Oh yeah baby wipes.. take them to work.. they are also handy when you get nasty customers..


    youll want clear deoderant.. and try to keep the outfits light colord white looks best under the lights.

    dont worry about dancing while on your period... all i do is cut the string.. take some midol.. then goto work. oh and i always ware black thongs.. Just incase.

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    Default Re: Okay now for some silly questions...

    I always wear dark colored bottoms on THOSE days...after you've danced awhile you will begin to joke with your coworkers that its "black outfit day"!

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    Also, i put the tampon way up inside, no string at all. To take it out i have a small tube of K-y, and squat while in the stall, rub K-y all over my fingers, and stick them inside to take it out. Slides out easily for me. No nail hurt, or poking around. And the next one stays in fine.

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    Default Re: Okay now for some silly questions...

    Tampons are not a big deal with if you're dancing in a topless club. I don't even cut my string, just roll it up in a ball and stuff it between my lips. In a nude club you'll have to cut the string or at least stuff it inside you deep enough that it can't be seen. I generally don't work on my heaviest day because I have to change so often I'm paranoid I might leak. If you're in a topless club wear red or black g-strings with dark outfits. I really don't like wearing light colored g's at all because I tend to get quite wet alot - turned on or not.

    You'll learn to lapdance by seeing other girls. It's really not that hard. The most important thing is to keep alot of eye contact with the guys and play with them - you can do just about anything and they'll like it as long as you're using alot of eye contact.

    The manager is right about girls ganging up on you. They may not do it physically either, they may do it all behind your back. Like telling on you for doing things against the rules even if you're not just to get you in trouble. With your look you'll probably have to deal with an extra amount of cattiness. And yes if you have a friend it does help. If you have a friend who might be interested in dancing, talk to her. I wouldn't do the radio thing, but you could possibly get a DJ to do some announcing and make it some sort of game without using your voice. Tell them you don't want to be heard for the sake of privacy from your folks. Hey it might work and it would make a fun show for the radio that's different from the same ol crap!

    Good luck!

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    Default Re: Okay now for some silly questions...

    Exactly! Cut the string. Please! Some girls don't and it is gross to see the string hanging out! I mean guys come to see you and if they wanted to see the string they would stay home with their wives.

    And the lap dancing is just what was said before grinding and then there is the thing and standing and touching your own body. Watch the other girls to see how they do it!

    I just watch the other girls to help me learn and then I went home and practiced again and again!! The girls were not that nice but atleast they did not try to gang up on me!

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