I personally enjoy taut, perky breasts, I don't care if they are fake or real, as long as they look nice
I personally enjoy taut, perky breasts, I don't care if they are fake or real, as long as they look nice



"actually, breast implants under 1000cc in size haven't been tax deductible since the early 90's when congress banned deductions for elective medical procedures."
good grief, it's been that long already? man, you know you're getting old when about a decade has passed by as fast as what feels like only a couple of years... time to start taking that there Geritol.
actually, this is something i'm only just learning about since i hadn't considered implants till rather recently... and, i'm still often hearing girls claim that all implants regardless of size are tax deductible. i even know of one girl that claimed her implants as a deduction on her taxes just last year (i guess she must do her taxes herself or something), and they definitely weren't 1000 cc's... what's likely to happen because of that? does the IRS red flag something like that for an audit automatically? since i pay someone to do my taxes correctly, i don't really know how the IRS handles a situation when someone's taxes are filed with a big error like that. maybe it could even go unnoticed?



"At what point in time did (we) stray from 36/C being the "perfect" female chest size?"
one of my brother's has always said that the perfect breast should just fill a wine glass... but if you've ever seen his wine glasses, they look like fish bowls.![]()
Since when does having large implants equal lousy stage performance, big butts, and ugly faces? Give me a freakin' break! Did anyone ever stop to think that the dancer obviously had some attributes going to be able to save the $6,000 in the first place?!? The hottest dancer in Oregon right now is awesome on stage, beautiful, lean, and has implants (no, it's not me!) and she makes consistently less money than many other less-qualified girls in the club.
I mean you all get so defensive about your real boobs, like guys are always harassing you about why you don't have implants and you have to defend yourself or something?!? I know that's not true! Girls with implants get way more grief from customers. Like we should be punished for investing in ourselves?! I think there's alot fewer implants out there now because alot of girls are up on their "no-implants" soapbox and trying to martyr themselves over a cause that just doesn't exist. Not that implants are best, mind you. Beautiful boobs are the best boobs and they come in many varieties; real, fake, big, small, etc.
I just think it's about time customers and dancers stop acting like the "no-implants" thing is some big ol' political stance. Like you're a renegade Greenpeacer because you don't like or don't have silicone. I have known plenty of girls who talked nothing but shit about implants until they saved enough money or got a customer to buy them (which, by the way I think is nasty) then they thought they were great!
All-in-all, I think that the majority is going towards confidence over reality. Why else would I see so many teenage girls walking the mall in low-rise pants and short shirts with huge fat rolls hanging out and them thinking they look sexy-as-hell? More and more, I see the new generation dancers putting much less into their appearance i.e. ;obviously not exercizing, very poor make-up application (or none at all!), grown out roots, etc. and rather than fretting about it, they seem to somehow believe that the are the sexiest person alive. I think fewer girls are getting implants because fewer girls are investing any time or money at all into their appearance.





Hey, calm down. Nobody said anything derogatory about implants. And nobody ever said that boobjob=bad stage performance, etc. We were just discussing trends. Every woman should do what she wants with her body - every stripper, by definition, has to agree with this. Nice boobs are nice boobs and if you want to invest in some implants or a lift to make yours nicer, more power to you.
Dancers w/implants certainly do get some shit from customers. Whenever a guy asks me if another dancer has implants, I just ask him, "Does it matter?" All of us get asked all sorts of stupid questions from "Is that your real name?" to "Do you date?" You can't go ballistic every time you hear a dumb question from someone at work - be it a dancer or a customer.
I do agree that some newer dancers do not polish their look very much. Experience will teach them to. Grown-out black roots drive me up a wall! As do chipped nail polish and torn costumes.
So, a summary:
Nice boobs important
Nice face + personality important
Good stage show important
Put them all together, and like Melonie said, you may very well be the queen of your club.
PS: Don't ever, ever, ever try to save money when shopping for boobs! I've known some bargain hunters that have been severely screwed.
This is the truest thing I've read on this Board! amenI personally enjoy taut, perky breasts, I don't care if they are fake or real, as long as they look nice![]()
"You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything." -Claudette Colbert





to Alanna re deducting implants. I am told that the IRS computers pick tax returns to audit based on analysis of relative percentages, like for example a very high amount of deductions versus reported income. If your friend's return gets audited, by the book her deduction will be disallowed and she will therefore owe a lot more in taxes plus a penalty will be assessed for not pay them by last April 15th. Fortunately individual auditors have a lot of leeway in cutting deals, so tell your friend that if she is audited and the auditor is male the best thing she should do is offer him a hands-on examination of her "investments".



hahaha! thanks for the advice, i'll definitely let her know. i had a feeling a penalty of some sort would be involved. she is one hot number all across the board, so i can see how she could "convince" an auditor of just about anything... hell, she could maybe even convince ME of just about anything!![]()
To bring up an old topic i had to make a comment. All you ladies with implants, more power to you! I could not endure the pain if need be. I stated earlier i am a 38C, and happy. (so far.) When i wear a tight bra, people make rude comments about boob job. I really hate that. If one can have their nose done or lipo. to look better why can't women have the breasts they want, and size!!!
I had a guy a few weeks ago ask me how much "the" implants cost me? I said not a penny....i haven't talked to a surgeon about 'the implants'. he looked confused. So... then i looked at him and said "i am just taking the twins out for a walkl!!!!! he was stunned. Not to mention rather ignorant.
It was funny.....joke backfired on him. If i ever get hit with a question like that again from a stranger.....i am gonna come back at him (seems to always be guys right.) with well now how much was your penile extension, and is it fully functional??????
Pamela

ahhh..lets just say this
As the old saying goes..more then a handfull is a waste...
I say I am a wasteful person![]()
As far as breast implants and EVERYTHING else in this world goes...."you can't please everybody, so you have to please yourself!"
Pamela
You only live once....if it makes you happy the more power to you.![]()
I am one of the few all natural girls left at my club- I have an a cup and am very happy with my clientel-all older buisnessmen and asians-I wouldn't change myself for anything! When men look at me they know I like myself enough not to change a thing. I don't have to buy confidence. I have a friend that has huge boobs and is so self concious. She draws a different crowd entirely.
I think you see small-chested girls more because it's just more common in general...I mean, to get right down to it, seperate girls into two categories: 'skinny enough to be a dancer' and 'not skinny enough to be a dancer'.
Obviously most dancers come from the former category. If you're naturally slimmer, chances are you naturally have smaller boobs (obviously there are exceptions). Thus, unless a girl invests in implants, most dancer types will be of the skinny/boobless persuasion.
Feature costumes for sale!
dancers with big fake ugly boobs are dated. not ever guy wants saline in his face. I have a nice small cheast to go with my nice small bidy. Fake tits are overrated.!!!!!!
Hustler for Life.


i have naturally large ones (34dd), but i wish they were smaller. they just look so much nicer, and you can wear more with them.
but then, i work at a club where most of the guys go for leg and ass, and only a few care more about tits.



Guys like breasts of any size as long as they are pretty and perky. It always makes me laugh though when a guy says he does not like implants and favors "natural" breasts because it's usually the same man who chooses the dancer with fake (absolutely well-done) implants.... Ironic huh>?
Gee, I might be one of the few happy dancers here...I'm under five feet tall and have 36Bs, that seem too big. I just worked with a tall girl with A cups that made 1-2 hundred $$ more a shift than I usually did.
My point is...You always want what you haven't got!
I just got my breasts re-done after having my old implants for ten years. I wish I could have natural breasts, but when I was 20 I put on about 30 lbs., and at 5', that was a lot of weight. So when I lost it all, by 22, my breasts looked like two little plums hanging at the bottom of marble bags. Getting my breasts done, and now redone to match my even slimmer 105 frame was the best thing I ever did for me.
I think size is personal choice. I am always wanting to be big. So I
am lucky to have this happening in my life.
I can feel power and confident.
Some are not liking me, but my many fans do.
I still am becoming bigger. Who can say how big.
I do not like big breasts on other girls and not partners for sex.
I must be bigger.
I feel very beautiful being big, I have a goal image of me in my mind.
Love you all darlings
Thankyou for seeing me welcome
Love Penny xx





Some guys like implants, some don't. Some guys like big breasts, some don't care or like small breasts. Girls with small breasts can do just as well as girls with big ones.
I happen to like big breast, I happen to like small breast also. Given a choice I'll take huge. They are hypnotic. What I don't like are heavy women with an unattractive face. I think any size boobs are ok if they have a good shape. I think big fake look better than big real. I don't know what makes more money in a club but I imagine that attitude and skill count more than breast size. I think real is overrated and there is too much criticism of women that bought their tits. This is just one man's opinion.


I wish men were into smaller boobs,then i would of never spent 8000$ on perfect fake boobs or maybe i would have lol.I honestly believe confidence is more important then boob size.I think its the media and mens magazines like playboy that attract the thin body and fake breast look.I also believe its because men like youth long flowing hair is a sign of youth as well as big breasts that are perky because they are youthfull.
Different sizes look good on different women. Just as not all men like the same size. I never really thought about it. Women should have whatever size they want, so long as they are happy.
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