Just so we dont feel left out:
...You hear a song and you know exactly when 3:30 min has gone buy
...You hear a song and say "this is .......'s song"
...You also pay all your bills/grocieries/ect in ones
...Your music collection costs more than the car you drive
...You see a girl in sweat pants with no makup on and hair in curlers and you think HOT!
...Your the only guy you know that knows pole tricks
...Your mother is worried that your allways sick cause your voice is horse every time you talk to her
...Normal Hot girls in regular bars dont phase you cause you are now imune to there looks
...You know more about the female cycle than any other guy you know
...You've ever performed a String check for a girl
...When you talk on the phone you sound like your on a microphone
...You think most radio "DJs" are putzes
...You've ever gone skinney dipping at 5AM with 4 other girls and thaught no big deal.
...You've ever been mobbed by "boob sweat"
...You've ever walked into a dressing room full of Naked girls to collect money and were anxious to get it over with cause you wanted to go home
...You've reffered to a DJ booth as your "office"
...You'be ever wished your "office" had a lock on it so woman couldnt talk to you
...Your other bartender friends shutter when you tip them cause they wonder were the money has acutally been
lol...the list could go on



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I can take blame for the "crotch" check before going out on stage too.







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