My bastard X once played Dick in the Dirt by Sammy Haggar on main stage. Get it, dirt-leg
Yeah I could've killed him.



My bastard X once played Dick in the Dirt by Sammy Haggar on main stage. Get it, dirt-leg
Yeah I could've killed him.
I used to hate " I like big tits" by Joe Walsh, until I got my boobs done, now it's not so bad.
I don't mind much, I will dance to anything and smile, but I have real issues when a song is played that references suicide, child abuse, rape, abortion or religion.
There is only one song I WILL NOT dance to, and that is "Hell is for children" [grr] I would rather sit and chat with customers on stage than make money to a song about a tot's misery. It doesn't feel right to me.
**Live Long And Prosper**
Personally I'm a fan of country. I try to limit it at the clubs, but it's just a matter of finding the right tunes. I know they've had BAD publicity (it's really a shame) but I still like playing Dixie Chicks, especially when playing their faster, upbeat bluesgrass and the D.J. has the sense of humour to say, (redneck style) Oooooo baby, yer lookin' slicker than a corncob in a bowl a gravy! It makes me laugh anyway, and at the club I work, the guys love it too!
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
ANY PRINCE *shudder*. There's a girl I work with who ONLY dances to his songs. Everytime she's on stage I want to tear my hair out! Whew.
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
**Along with the Forum topic: Do DJs play favorites....**
I was paired with some girl fighting it out with the DJ... As I start rocking the south side pole I hear this unfamiliar beat...
It's Matchox's Twenty's song: "DISEASE!"
[flaming]
Needless to say, no one made [glow=red,2,300]ANY[/glow] tips.
i agree with pamela all the way its sad but true. [dazzled]
WORK LIKE YOU DONT NEED MONEY
LOVE LIKE YOU NEVER BEEN HURT
DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING
Bella21 said it best...i detest Prince[puke]
*especially pussy control OMG
THIS IS THE WORST SONG EVER!!!
do NOT play PUSSY CONTROL by PRINCE!!!!!!!
NEVER-- [devil]
* all, i repeat ALL copies of Prince's "pussy control" should be rounded up and DESTROYED! all DJ's that read this--destroy your copy NOW!!!





Lap Dance by NERDS and My Love don't cost a thing by JLo. Just seems stupid. I don't know of anyone who gives free dances!





N.E.R.D.'s song Lapdance is actually not about strippers - listen to the lyrics. I think it's a rockin' song to dance to!
I totally hate "She's Got the Jack" by AC/DC - about a girl with an STD, for crying out loud! And anything by David Allen Coe - while it's fine for country bars, I want it banned from strip clubs.
Playing the Mr. Clean theme song for a girl dressed as a french maid has lost me a few tips....
Weird Al Yankovick makes a slow afternoon go by quicker too...![]()

Haha, I think I might actually LIKE dancing to a few of Weird Al's songs.. I mean, he does parodies, and some of those songs were good originally!
*~* 7 Seven 7 *~*
I swear... If you even think about playing me anything country, I'll run off that stage and choke you in the DJ booth! [argue] [flaming] And I agree about J.Lo's "Love Don't Cost a Thing". There's this one girl who dances to it all the time, and I end up running into the dressing room so I won't have to hear it! [bye]
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I'm not a dancerbut I guess that any Pink Floyd song would send the DJ packing. Like, it's too eclectic and mellow, right ???





OMG, I'd say play ANYTHING from AC/DC, regardless of the lyricsI totally hate "She's Got the Jack" by AC/DC
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Boyz2Men "Mama" or anything else about parents
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
Country music played backwards isn't so bad:We don't want customers who are drinking, and getting their hearts ripped out inside our clubs.
We want sexy cheerful happy music.
Not to say some country is not happy music, just has a knack for being depressing, thats all.
Pamela
1) The dog doesn't die
2) The kids comes back
3) The wife comes back
4) You get your job back
>>>Sad<<<
Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.
One DJ had the audacity to play "Macho Man" when a lesbian dancer was on stage. She was not amused.
>>>Sad<<<
Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.
How about "what would you do?" by City High...I had a DJ play this once and definetely wanted to kill him.............
You know what, Indigo, I hate that song as well!! Thanks a lot for reminding me!![]()
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How about "Never Again" by Nickelback? I understand that some women may find it empowering or whatever, but the idea of dancing to a song about an abusive relationship gives me the creeps.
And "Hotel California". I really like the song, but it is toooo slow and toooo long to be getting naked to.
Oh, and the other night, I got stuck doing a private to a goddamned 10 minute song-- "Cashmere", I think.
Should be banned. Think of the girls in the private dance area!!
I think it's important to not only have a list of what you will dance to, but also a list of what you won't dance to.
-slashingbeauty
There's a country song my club plays every once in a while and all the girls sing along and I can't stand it!! I don't know who sings it but it's called "She thinks my tractors sexy". Err I get shrill at the sound of that horrible song!![]()
Lips, Hips, and Sugary Tits
Any song that last over 5 minutes and you're doing a lap dance for a guy you can't stand will DEFINITELY get a DJ killed!! Buried and will never find a trace of the body!!:o
Kianna Jayde-- Feature Entertainer/Model
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kiannassecret
http://www.kiannassecret.com
What about Tina Turner's "Private Dancer"?
Goodness me, as fab as Tina is, she ain't got a clue about strippers. The lyrics in that tune would make any guy think that you were his personal robot. It's pretty demeaning to dancers. If a DJ played that I'd ram his decks up his f*cking a*se.
You are the envy
of all parallel lines that
dream of curves and convergence
- Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words
I am cursed with "Free Bird". EVERY time that song is played, I am in VIP.Any song that last over 5 minutes and you're doing a lap dance for a guy you can't stand will DEFINITELY get a DJ killed!! Buried and will never find a trace of the body!!:o
Grrrrr...
The DJ has it tough with me. I tell him what I want played; band name, song title and in what order I want them played. If he fails to do this correctly, he dies. I'm trying to put on a show here!
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
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