Vasoline....she uses vaasolinee! don't know who sings that crappy one but the DJ played it on me last week......![]()
Vasoline....she uses vaasolinee! don't know who sings that crappy one but the DJ played it on me last week......![]()
AndieB, did the song go something like, "I know a guy who... goes to shows...when is at home and he blows his nose... he dont use tissues, or his sleeve, he dont use napkins, or any of these, he uses maaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaazines... magaaaaaaaaaaazines?"
This song is sooooooooooooooooooooo old, and I was in 7th grade when it came out. LOL
I dont remember who sings it though!
another song that would get a DJ killed is "I hate everything about you" by Ugly Kid Joe.
"And I....get sick when I'm around, I...cant stand to be around....I...hate everything about you!....everything about you!"
Yikes!![]()
"Vasoline" is by the Flaming Lips and they are a great indie band!
Their one hit is one of their worst songs, as it often happens...
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
I love country music try sweet by toby keith



Stripper ( I want my dick sucked)--- body count....way gross
"you can get this lap dance here for free" ....um ...no you cant
" what would you do if your son was at home
crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz hes hungry and the
only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money" ....okay hello degrading crap!!!!!!
and me personally......i hate "girls girls girls" and " feeling HOT HOT HOT" what the hell is that??? the red lobster theme song!?!?! I actually had a dj play that!!



Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
and that song too!!!!!!!!
Actually, a lot of girls at my club dance to Michael Jackson! One of them always dances to "Black or White," which is kinds weird!
I used to want to slay the DJ at my old club when he played "Girls" by the Beastie Boys. Not only are the lyrics totally insipid, but it's impossible to dance to.
Love,
Asphyxia
Shame, Shame, though out this whole post no one mentioned the number one song that would get a DJ crucified....
"HO" by Ludacris....man imagine being on stage when that came on....
"Ho"
[Chorus]
Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)
[Repeat 1x]
[Ludacris]
You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too
[chorus x2]
[Ludacris]
Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far
Ho! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!)
Cuz youza
[chorus 2x]
[Ludacris]
You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too
[chorus x2]
(Ho)
Muthafuckas im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin
bout hos this, hos that, you tha muthafuckin ho nigga
I wasnt no ho last night
(Pimp)
Ho, bring yo ass!
(Ho)
Ok, hold on
I love that song! But I would never work in a club that played it, hehe!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
What about Beautiful by Christina Aguilera? Bad lyrics and a bad rythm, but played a lot....don't get it.
And one time a DJ played "I Keed" by Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.
I am usually pretty low-maintenance, but this annoyed me.
"Roses" from Outkast's last album...I always liked this song and heard it on the radio recently...guess its the next hit single, its such a funny-ass song, but I don't want to be onstage dancing while the guys hear about my shit smelling like roses, or otherwise........
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
I forgot one. and I have no IDEA who sings it..
Stupid Girl.... great beat but I hate it.. and there is one more.. Beck's Loser.... I don't like it either .... great song too, but not for dancing...
Whomever said the comment about Girls from the Beastie boys.. is so right.... HOW THE HELL can ANYONE dance to that? However, I like the B Boys "She's on it"...
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Garbage...Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=7;threadid=3669;start=msg89961#msg89961 date=1080682557
a girl at our club always dances to that!
and Not An Addict by Kay's choice
Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
(Nothing means a thing to me)
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...
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