Can anyone help me with music to go with a burglar costume? I have a stag that is tommorrow and I need music! ANything except hard rock that has to do with thieves and robbers or bad girls.
Can anyone help me with music to go with a burglar costume? I have a stag that is tommorrow and I need music! ANything except hard rock that has to do with thieves and robbers or bad girls.
smart, pretty, horny.........pick two.
Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. It has a sneaky feel to it.
You are the envy
of all parallel lines that
dream of curves and convergence
- Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words





"Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson - also there's a cover by Alien Ant Farm
"Jailbreak" Thin Lizzy
"Born to Be bad" "Bad Reputation" the Runaways
"Breaking the Law" Judas Priest (well, that counts as hard rock)
"Highway Patrol" and "(You're Wanted by the Police and) My Wife Thinks You're Dead" - really great funny country songs
"Criminal" Fiona Apple





Bad Boys by Inner Circle. Hey, everybody loves the theme from "Cops"
smooth criminal! I should have thought of that one first (being an MJ fan and all!).
Good colette!
You are the envy
of all parallel lines that
dream of curves and convergence
- Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words
Thank you everyone and I just thought I would post the full list to give y'all a feel for the set I am planning. I will be wearing a sheer black cat suit and a not sheer black hooded cat suit over top(both tight) I suppose I will wear a black bellaclava and probably have a briefcase full of pretend diamonds, oh ya and black gloves too. My set goes like this:
1) Oh yeah-yellow
2)Burglar-Larry Mc Cray
3)Smooth Criminal-MJ
4)Diamonds are forever-Shirley Bassey
5)Criminal-Fiona Apple
And as an additional and perhaps encore number incase they love me or are rude then I will play The men in blue by Everlast.
I am dancing for a stag that has a guest of honor who is of an official nature and has the right to issue me my rights! Kinky!!!!!!!!!
smart, pretty, horny.........pick two.
Try the theme for the Pink Panther......for shit's n' giggles.
The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!





shits n giggles my ass! Juliette that's a great idea considering her theme outfit!
Mistresssmoker, since my club requires at least 1 theme set a night I am "borrowing" your cat burglar idea along with the pink panther music!
Good Idea Saphire!!!!!
What club if you don't mind me asking, would love to see your burglar set! And even if the other songs don't seem appropriate you should download em and listen at least for a laugh. I find when I search songs like that I often find a way to cater to every inch of the crowd with the music at least!
smart, pretty, horny.........pick two.
omg fiona apple would be sexy! id reccomend that 1![]()
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