Wife picked me out a new dancer the other night. She was somewhat of a wallflower and sat alone at the bar mostly.
Anyway, my wife suggested that she looked like my type and that we should tell the waitress to have her come to our table. Turns out my better half can pick them a lot better than I can! This girl was GREAT! We have the same twisted sense of humor and the same habit of quietly making fun of the dudes and dancers who are trying to look cooler than they really are.
One guy had shaved his head and was dressed like the character, Lex Luther, on TVs Smallville. We had a field day with him.
Anyway, we had numerous dances that night and she and I had the chemistry that I have been looking for a long time. My wife bragged on the way home that she knew me a lot better than I know myself...she's probably right.
Anyway, here's the problem. Last night we went back and my new ATF and I were having a terrific time. On our first dance she surprised me with a new move that involved her standing on her hands, backward, with her legs wrapped around my neck. Everything would have been really cool except for one thing: her crotch was inches from my face and it smelled really bad of, well, bathroom type odors. (#1 and #2)
Went back last night and the same thing happened. She seems to enjoy my company and I enjoy hers. In fact, she's the best dancer I've ever had.
I would not hurt this girl's feelings for anything in the world and want to keep getting dances from her. My only thought at this point is to fake an injury and tell her that while I really like the new move, my neck/shoulders won't take it.
Does that sound reasonable or does anyone have another idea. I really don't think she has any idea about this. Telling other dancers is out of the question. These girls tear each other apart on a regular basis.



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thats what I'm going to do the next time it happends to me. Sorry girls it does happen. Like what was said before if we were doing the dances we would sweet also. I'm also sure that some girls get a little worked up hot and bothered. I'm no expert but this would also cause the smell. Is she new? Maybe she dont know about baby wipes like foxee said. Yes it will hurt her feelings if you said something but in the long run she will understand.
It really is rotten, and I think it's not a matter of not wiping well enough but rather an STD issue. Like Pam said, that fishy odor is a vaginal infection. I'm not sure which one it is, but that is what causes the strong musk odor. The girl needs a visit to the gyno.



Just KIDDING!!! Seriously though, this is what I'd do: The next time she does that move and then the dance is over, what about saying you have to tell her something but you "reaaalllly dont want to," and make her "drag" it out of you. Tell her you didnt know how to tell her this but when she first started dancing for you, she smelled "differently." Of course she'll ask you to elaborate, and then just kind of say the right TACTFUL things "you smelled lighter, a little fresher," etc., so she can draw her own conclusions. You seem very sensitive, and I think you can do this. It really is better if you tell her, and if it were me I would want a customer to tell me like I just suggested to you. Honestly, I'd be embarassed as hell and afraid I would lose you as a customer. So you MUST reassure her about how sexy and beautiful you think she is, and get a few extra dances from her that night to help boost her ego a bit. Good Luck!
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