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    I know there are more than enough cumming in pants threads but in this one I wanted to ask. If it happens, how can I moderate the bad reaction?

    from what I read, it seems that most of you when it happened to you were more upset by the fact that the customer didn't tell you than the incendent itself. so lets say it happens. would you all be more fogiving if we stop the dance imedeatlye to keep you from contacting it and appologize (maybe with a tip?) or is it just as bad?

    as for some of the guys "well it would NEVER happen to me" attitude. either you are full of crap, not that exitable, or you have never had a High contact dance. I am betting if the conditions are right, it could happen to any of us, some things just set us off, and if a dancer hits on one of them, off you go. or at least you would have to tell her to stop...... so don't condem them out of hand, it happens.

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    Default Re: how, could we moderate, "accedents"

    I think the real problem is that the guy never stops the girl and says "stop! I'm gonna cum!"

    Many times there is no warning until it's too late.

    I don't think anybody cares if you nut as long as none of it gets on us (with the exception that you won't be spending any more money on dances)

    A healthy tip is much appreciated (in fact, expect to be asked unless you just dropped a few hundred on dances) since you're done with dances for the evening.

    If your intention is to cum or you're a quick cummer you can easily curtail this "accident" by wearing a condom.


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    Default Re: how, could we moderate, "accedents"

    or "big boy rubber underpants" he he..


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    Default Re: how, could we moderate, "accedents"

    A tip ALWAYS helps in 'sticky' situations!!! --no, seriously it does! Say something before hand, and all will be spared...say something like, "oh, excuse me I think it is best that maybe we stop..." smile, tip+ (pay) then bolt!

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    or "big boy rubber underpants" he he..
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    Default Re: how, could we moderate, "accedents"

    Really, now. If a guy is ejaculating into his pants because of outside stimulus, there's issues involved other than the dancers'.

    The guy could talk to his sex partner (if she isn't completely alienated by now) about his problem. He could see a psychotherapist, I suppose. He could read articles on the subject of premature ejaculation and how to prevent it. He'll only be doing himself, any present or future sex partners, and the dancers that he sees, a huge favor.
    Roughly how much sexual experience (and or age) does it take a man to reach the point where a hot naked woman grinding in his lap isn't enough to get him "too excited?"
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    If you are going to high mileage clubs and expecting to cum in your pants regularly or occasionally, you should just put on a condom before going into the club. That way the mess is avoided and you don't have to worry about pissing off a dancer because you got her sticky. If the condom thing doesn't work, you could also try wearing double underwear - may not work as well, but should help - boxers on top of briefs or something. And by all means, if a dancer gets you off, tip her WELL on top of the price of the dance(s).

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    Default Re: how, could we moderate, "accedents"

    yeah, thanks for the advice. when I did have accedents, it was when I was younger and what got me in trouble was that i was to scared to ask the dancer to stop untill it was to late.....

    ah, my youth, now it take a really hot dance to even get me close and then I will stop the dancer before it happens. though one that backfired because the dancer DIDN'T stop and made me mess my pants on purpose.... I think she like the control factor.

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    You guys should wear a dick clamp. Stop the juices flowing *LOL*
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    I think it would also help if you did an anticipatory jerk before you left the house. Clean out your pipe and empty your parts. THATS RIGHT!!! The dancer will appreciate it.

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    I think it would also help if you did an anticipatory jerk before you left the house. Clean out your pipe and empty your parts. THATS RIGHT!!! The dancer will appreciate it.

    Because every man is a jack-off (most women too!)
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    I don't JACK off. I JILL off .
    I used to do that and it didn't help, I was primed again when I was at the club...... :o
    Now that I have better control, I do it afterwords, unless I get help with it on site.....


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    LOL! Well you cleared up the question in my mind. Most dancers, I'd guess, will back off if you let them know, but of course there will be those who get into the control/power trip, or whatever.

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    You guys should wear a dick clamp. Stop the juices flowing *LOL*
    [eek] that hurts just thinking about it. anyway the clip will just pop off once I get exited. I have gotten dances from a couple gals that needed uh, corks.....

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    [eek] that hurts just thinking about it. anyway the clip will just pop off once I get exited. I have gotten dances from a couple gals that needed uh, corks.....
    I know what you mean! I was reading a post from a guy who was talking about the countless number of times he left a lapdance with damp patches on his knees. I couldn't sense if he got off on this. I'm curious; do you guys dig that or does it make you feel queasy?
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    dido. you have no problems getting exited around me at least. if I do that for you, it is cake on top of the fee I pay for the dance. If I know you enjoy it that makes my day. and I will tolerate soiled pants for that anyday....

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    to answer Malibu I would say that it does make me queasy. However I have been given dances by several girls who knew I would come and accomodated me. In general in these cases I have on enough clothes so that the dancer doesn't get wet and since she knows I will come she knows when it happens and avoids contact. I always ask if its ok to come and how she wants me to handle it - wear a condom, two pairs of underwear etc. So its a problem that can be easily handled by two intelligent people.

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    Ladies, don't you wish we were so easy as a gender that we could come just from a lapdance like the boys? *sigh*

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    I think that some of you ladies probably could if you tried..... but you are working, so I don't blame you for being somwhat restrained.... but if you come to think of it, your rubing a very sensitive part of your anatomy against somting that for most of us guys is hard and warm. I bet if you just let yourselfs go with the physical sensations with a customer that you at least like, I bet you may begin to enjoy it. after all a hot dance is basicly dry humping,

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    I have to agree with BigRed. When I've worked in clubs that allowed straddling a customer, there have been times he's gotten me so excited I've cum....But, I guess it depends on the girl and the customer...some guys turn me on by caresses and some don't...it's just a matter of how they do it.
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