Is it ever real and if so, how would you know?
Is it ever real and if so, how would you know?





Very rarely. Some signs it's not a fantasy but rather a real romance or friendship- she asks you to not to visit her at the club and prefers instead to spend her free time with you instead. If she tells you she feels uncomfortable taking your money or flat out refuses it. She asks you to meet her non dancer friends and/or family.





Refer to Juliette's sig line:
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
--from The Principia Discordia
Thanks Lena. You know what's up!!!!
If you want to read the entire Principia Discordia online-which is most interesting-go to this link:
http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html
It will stretch your brain to funny dimensions and forever may you eat hot dogs with no buns.
Hail Eris!
Juliette de Sade
The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!



It's real when she wants to spend time with you and there is no money involved. It's VERY rare.
Not just flirting - the tools of the trade INCLUDE vunerability and helplessness, or feeding your need to take care of her or whoever.
It also includes fostering the feeling a man gets akin to falling in love she can mirror your actions or sentiments if it continues to feed her bank balance.
I think that once the money factor is removed - then and only then can one judge accurately.
Just my take on stuff.![]()
LIVE LONG & PROSPER!
Leigh Landon
Never explain yourself to anyone, because the person who likes you doesn't need it and the person that dislikes you won't believe it.
Question, if I may:
I've made an observation about you.
Perhaps this isn't placed well, but what is the appeal of a dancer to you that carries on to real life? Generally speaking, what you see is a facade.
We are hot, yes.BUT we also fart and pick our toenails. We don't make ourselves up like that at home, or even on dates. And if you come into our club, we ARE
only after your money. If I were a money-spending customer, I wouldn't pursue it much after that. The lines are too blurry. Do we still sound like that perfect ideal to you?
It's not fair to the other ladies if you only go after strippers.
Juliette de Sade
The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!
Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that...j/kWe are hot, yes.BUT we also fart and pick our toenails.
I wish more dancers would turn someone away with this answer...it's great!It's not fair to the other ladies if you only go after strippers.
-Sad-
Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.
Chicagoguy its never real...just enjoy it for what it is. I learned through bitter experience...now its all good![]()
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
SAD!
Just now, I laughed so hard I farted. LOLOLOLO [laughup] [bong] [rotflmao] [rotflmao] [rotflmao]
Wuv ya baby
Juliette de Sade
The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!





Well, I meant what I said (or quoted) before.
If I dance for you, I really am focusing all of my energy and affections on you for the space of the song. That is very real. But, that's all it is. A lapdance. An amazing experience, but not indicative of any feelings outside the club.
Lena
It's never real with alot of strippers. I was one who it was never a 'real' relationship inside the club. I wanted to make a buck, and thats all there was to it. Many rich, brilliant men came to see me. It stayed at work. I had some friends who i told i danced, we remain 'friends' only.
I was a stripper, gave guys what a stripper should, it was all good, but not a real experience other than stripping.
Pamela![]()
I guess the closed circuit cam in your house is not an option...huh...and I was wishing...lolSAD!
Just now, I laughed so hard I farted. LOLOLOLO [laughup] [bong] [rotflmao] [rotflmao] [rotflmao]
Wuv ya baby
Juliette de Sade
-Sad-
Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.


Good point.I think that once the money factor is removed - then and only then can one judge accurately.
It's just entertainment - its a strip club! Lots of smoke and lights and high heels, just good fun with money being exchanged.![]()
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but it happens....haven't you ladies ever though "man, why did I have to meet you in a strip club?"
Anyway, I think it can be as "real" as a one night stand. In other words, you are taking a chance of building something on a superficial foundation. it can happen, but it's coincidence....unless you believe in love at first sight (which I don't).




SAD!
Just now, I laughed so hard I farted. LOLOLOLO [laughup] [bong] [rotflmao] [rotflmao] [rotflmao]
Wuv ya baby
Juliette de Sade
Wow, you really know how to turn me on



It is as real as when you watch a movie and they do a love scene. What you have to keep in mind that the only difference is that only one person is an actor inside the strip club.
What is interesting is that men set themself up.
Men say..."If I pay you money, will you pretend to be interested in me and let me look at you?"
And then when the dancer does exactly what we asked her to do we say, "You are only pretending and all you want is my money!"
well yeah....
Juliette,
And to think that all this time I thought that you never went to the restroom and when you passed gas it smelled like roses. Another fantasy down the drain!![]()
Anyone with a memory should be very humble.




=Juliette,
And to think that all this time I thought that you never went to the restroom and when you passed gas it smelled like roses. Another fantasy down the drain!![]()
Actually I always assumed it was more like potpourri![]()



Considering this is Juliette we are talking about you may be correct. A veritable bouquet of aromatic scents wafting though the air, as she skips majestically to her gold plated four poster bed. Which is always freshly made with satin sheets of course.![]()
Anyone with a memory should be very humble.




Does this mean she spends her nights in white satin? Does she ever reach the end?Which is always freshly made with satin sheets of course.![]()
I'll bet she has written letters that she never meant to send.



Somehow I picture Juliette with something more spicy like RED satin sheets. And also if she eats salsa and chips in bed you can't see the stains. Not that she would ever spill any of course.
Anyone with a memory should be very humble.




You know, its her beauty that I have missed with these eyes before. Hmm.. actually... just WHAT the truth is, ya know, I can't really say anymore.Somehow I picture Juliette with something more spicy like RED satin sheets. And also if she eats salsa and chips in bed you can't see the stains. Not that she would ever spill any of course.
But you know what? I love her.. Yes.. I love her...![]()
PJ,
The Romeo impression for Juliette, complete with poetry is truly touching...especially over a mere Internet fart.
-Sad-
Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.
Go to the restroom? Noooooooo. I'm such a great actress that I only pretend to fart.
Women like me create such lovely words as Squat Blossoms...and then make a perfume line out of it. Cumming this season to a retailer near you. Choose from a vast array of sensual squat blossoms by Juliette.....to attract and allure.
So you never have to ask again "Wherefore art all my darn Romeos?"
I Luv you guys......[monkeydance] [blob] [pimp]
Juliette de Sade
The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!





Chicago Guy sometimes it is but in my 15 years of dancing and I started when I was around 19 I have gone out with a total of 3 men I met at a club, one being my current fiancee'.
What I think you are looking for is an attractive, well kept women who is liberal thinking and open sexually as a girlfriend. In other words a woman who dresses and is kept up like the soap opera divas who likes more than the missionary position in bed.
You really will have a better time finding a woman like this in a high end mall or upscale urban enclave than in a club. A woman who wears tight fitting Versace jeans, nails done always has make up on, never goes out without 2-3 inch heels on and sporting a Louis Vuitton purse who wears sexy Victorias Secret lingerie underneath and will walk around the house in her French Maid outfit thigh highs and black dancer shoes at home. (Makes you horny thinking about it huh?)
Many dancers are not really into fashion nowadays and live in flip flops, wear their hair up and can't wait to take their makeup off when leaving the club. They are not kept women outside of the club. Dancers like Pamela exist who are into looking nice and won't go anywhere without heels on but they are not the norm.
If you regularly frequent different clubs over time you may eventually find a dancer whom clicks with you, but it may take 100 or more visits to clubs to find that connection. And then when you see the girl in street clothes she may or may not resemble what you were attracted to in the club.
I know you are hell bent on dating dancers, just realize that many are just ordinary girl next door types who are not overweight with a cuter than average face when wearing makeup.
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