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    hey thought I would start this topic as a counterpoint to the "you know you are a stipper when" so us guys can give our peice

    - when you travel out of the county to go to a club so you can save money by not running into any of your Favorates.

    -every time you vacume you car, you find at least one garter.....

    you have seen all your female freinds naked but haven't slept with any of them......

    okay all add to this.

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    When you call your ATF (who's going the club) and ask "What do you want me to pick up for dinner, tonite?"

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    When you can safely point out that i have pimple on my ass!

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    hey thought I would start this topic as a counterpoint to the "you know you are a stipper when" so us guys can give our peice
    We have actually. Plenty of goodies in this thread from the blue site.

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    When you go to church Sunday morning and the donation you put in the in the collection plate is all folded one dollar bills. (Or worse yet, an IOU)
    Anyone with a memory should be very humble.

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    When dancers hold your regular seat for you even if they don't know for sure you're coming in that night......


    We used to do this for a Scarlett's customer who normaly came in before 9 on Wed's. -when we saw him walk throught the door I'd order his fav drink and usualy it would appear just as he sat down !



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    You know your ATF's bra, panty and dress size, but have no clue what size your wife wears.
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    You can drop $300 on your ATF nightly, but scream at your Grocery store manager endlessy once the price of Top Ramen goes up by 2 cents.

    Have had the Police, Gang Members, Drug Dealers,and other Dancers at your house all in the same night with in an hour of each other looking for your ATF whom you haven't seen in a week.


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    Have had the Police, Gang Members, Drug Dealers,and other Dancers at your house all in the same night with in an hour of each other looking for your ATF whom you haven't seen in a week.
    I dont understand that one? Am I dumb, niave, or does it not make sense ???

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    Have had the Police, Gang Members, Drug Dealers,and other Dancers at your house all in the same night with in an hour of each other looking for your ATF whom you haven't seen in a week.
    [eek] I get it! Damn Madgrad, you really are a regular! This is my favorite one, so far.

    One question. Was it worth it?

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    When your waitress sees you coming in and orders up your favorite beer along with drinks for your favs that will be at your table shortly. Happens all the time...its great
    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    when she gives you a birthday present

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    I dont understand that one? Am I dumb, niave, or does it not make sense ???
    LOL Amaya I dont get it either LOL Im old so maybe its an age thingee LOL

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    LOL Amaya I dont get it either LOL Im old so maybe its an age thingee LOL

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    Okay guys, never heard the story; but let's see if my perceptive powers will alow me to sum it up. Correct me if I'm wrong Madgrad.

    His strung-out ATF, who is known to occasionally hang out at his place, owes $ to drug dealers, so she's on the run. Dancer friend worried about her, probably strung-out too, thinks madgrad kidnapped her, calls police, and they all end up at madgrad's place in search of in debt strung-out ATF. Oh yeah, and gang members were strung-out dancer friend's BF who were her ride over to madgrad's place.

    So madgrad, did angry drug dealers request [beat]her debt be paid by you? If so, did you?


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    Ha Ha! Naomi, If i ever need a private eye, or wanna find anything out, Im gonna hire you! [winky]
    [bye]

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    Close Naomi,

    More like my ex- roommate at that time, was so in love with this girl(Candy), and in constant denial of her issues (he is a classic codependent-hero/ fixer) even though she gave off the vibe of criminal sociopath and was avoided by most of the men she met. He couldn't keep away. This basically evolved from him being a regular into a part-time boyfriend w/benifits, and a shoulder to cry on, when her actions caused her misery ("I'll Change") or to be broke.

    This of course culminated into my night of hell. A week after she was gone. 1st knock at the door(early evening) was the cops looking for her on warrants (credit card fraud). Second knock was her drug dealer wanting to know where she is, then demanding to be paid (I gave him her little safe she left in the my friends room, over his extreme protests). Third knock was her girlfriend (Crystal) looking for Candy because she needed a place to Crash, she had just broken up with her abusive S/O Gang member BF. Fourth knock was another dancer with her Gangmember BF, and two of his friends, including Crystal's BF wanting to get back with her, because "She just can't leave him like that" After, two hours of fighting, argueing, and crying. My roomate trying to be "white night" and nearly getting us both killed in the process. Crystal decided to get back with Freeloading Gang member dirtbag, and left with his friends. All this stopped about 4:45 in the a.m. finally time to get some rest. Fifth time, a loud knock at 5:30 a.m. followed by the words "search warrant", Boom, and black clad SWAT team members turning over everything in the house, me learning that the most terriffying thing in life is an MP5 with laser sight pointed at you, by some vengful cops who'd like nothing better to do than get some "street justice" for trying to remove a cop from this planet, [cops are vengeful mf's]while being flex cuffed and interrogated on the floor as to Candy's and JT's where abouts , all this while experiancing extreme hearing loss from the grenade they through in. It seems our abode was listed as her part-time residence. So the cops decided to have an extra patrol car do some fishing in our area to catch her; if she was around. Of course he sees the Fiasco with Crystal and friends runs the plates and boom someone else has warrants too(for ADW on a Peace Officer) so he must be there. Consequnently, the early morning wake up call from the SWAT Team. I did not leave the station until about 6 p.m. that day. After being interrogated by various detectives, and being told how nice, and long my stay would be in the Common Wealth of Virginia's Penal System as well as what happens to first time white boys when they go to prision, if I was caught lying to them. My roomate of course was in anger, tears, and denial about his love. I was of course moving out that night. [the bastard came after me for breaking the lease and wanting money a month later]. Grrr.

    About six months later I ran into a mutal friend who gave me the update. It turned out that Candy had met the man of her dreams, and took off with him; until he got sick of her and left her high and dry in Amarrillo, Texas. She eventually earned enough money to get back to her "white night" and earn his forgivness. My ex roomate then blows his entire savings on a good lawyer and some more to make her legal problems go away. After, he took care of them; she of course leaves again to parts unknown. Leaving my exroomate alone trying to fix Crystal or the next lost soul he meets...

    This happened in the early 90's, about every other year and half to two-years, I get a phone call from either Dectective So and So, or from a bill collector asking if I've seen Candy lately....

    Names changed to protect guilty.

    There you have it Naomi, my story. You were so close though.

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    When you go to church Sunday morning and the donation you put in the in the collection plate is all folded one dollar bills. (Or worse yet, an IOU)
    How about trying to place the bill on the person's waist, as if he/she was parading in a g-string?



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    You wont even take out the garbage for your own wife, but you'll help your ATF move from her house within 5 minutes notice while her BF watches you and the other regulars loading the truck, drinking a beer.

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    ...YOu have her/ the club's number on speed dial
    ... You find yourself regularly getting off work early/ taking a late lunch on the days she works

    BTW, Madgrad, at least you'll always have a fun story for parties Nice icebreaker [pimp]
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    you have massaged more pretty woman than a professional massuse. (if you are a reg, practice, it is the nicest thing you can do for a gal after she has worked a long day exept get a dance.)

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    ...you know more club gossip than the bartender who is dating the manager.

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    I actually wrote a page like this for a club website I did a couple years ago:

    1. You name your pet after your favorite stripper.

    2. You go to the grocery store and you ask for all your change in singles.

    3. Dancers, Bouncers and Waitresses ask you to pick up food for them.

    4. At least two dancers ask you to finance their boob jobs.

    5. You win a $100 bet with a friend that you know whose on stage before going in the club based solely on the music you hear.

    6. When you are at a nightclub you automatically clap when the music stops.

    7. The club has to change their liquor order if you go on vacation.

    8. You mark the dancers periods on your calender so you can arrange your schedule accordingly.

    9. The waitress brings you a drink before you even sit down.

    10. You fill in for the bouncers or bartender when they go to the bathroom.

    11. You can go in, declare you have no money, and still get just as many drinks and dances as you normally do.

    12. You have two mortgages, one your wife knows about and one she doesn't.

    13. You arrive and they kick a guy out of your "favorite seat" for you.

    14. You've collected a whole sack full of souveniors that you can't bring home.

    15. You're on vacation and you automatically look in the yellow pages for the nearest strip club.

    16. Every woman you meet you ask her if it's her real name or stage name.

    17. You accidently ask the waitress at Ponderosa how much a table dance is.

    18. Your brand new, 22 year old busty wife asks you to skip the club for a night of hot, hard core sex and you choose the club.

    19. Christmas is a let down because the club is closed.

    20. The Bouncers, Dancers and Bartenders send you cards for your birthday, Flag Day, Yom Kippur, your half birthday and dog's birthday.
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    Madgrad,

    What a story!

    I'm glad everything has calmed down and sorry you're roommate had to go through that.

    But as sad as that story was, I couldn't help but laugh, because one of my ATF's lives was something like that. Not all in one night, but if you put together all the fucked-up stories of many stupid (avoidable) nights, it almost comes close. So I guess I was laughing out of recognition.

    And you wonder why, although I am addicted to dance, that I pick the quieter and at least seemingly sweeter ones nowadays.

    One dancer once said to me of her choices, "Normal is boring". This was when she was telling me about her convicted-yet-again boyfriend. Well I think most people like to WATCH action movies, but not be one.

    ~Sad~

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    ... when you spend all your money on the same dancer(s), even if you go to that club infrequently.



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    I actually wrote a page like this for a club website I did a couple years ago:

    1. You name your pet after your favorite stripper.
    [email protected]:

    ...you create a computer network at your house and each machine is named after an ATF you once spent time with

    ...the group of machines is called dancers

    ...more than one of the machines has an ATF as the background picture

    ...the screensavers may actually show a collage of pics from this site

    Naw, you wouldn't do that, Sad would you...? That's pretty sad, Sad!

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