When you arrive early at the start of night shift or Saturday, and the club is understaffed and they ask you to watch the front door and
check age ID. (No cover untile 7 p.m.)



When you arrive early at the start of night shift or Saturday, and the club is understaffed and they ask you to watch the front door and
check age ID. (No cover untile 7 p.m.)





LMFAO!!! The funniest part is I have known a few girls who did such things! LOLYou wont even take out the garbage for your own wife, but you'll help your ATF move from her house within 5 minutes notice while her BF watches you and the other regulars loading the truck, drinking a beer.



Nothing you see in the club suprises you anymore.
You can compare your "meds" with the girls, then have a loud argument over whose "meds" are better.
I enjoyed reading the posts above. Hopefully some new people will enjoy reading it as well. I thought that I would add a few.
1. When you know the real name and favorite drink of the hairstylist that does the girls' hair.
2. When you are invited to an employees only holiday party.
3. When the bouncer brings over the drunken dancers so you can watch over them while they sober up.
You can think of me as imaginative and not experienced with any of the above.





When all your ATM slips have a $7.50 ATM Service Charge on them.
The ORIGINAL Stripper Sales School
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Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. ~Abraham Lincoln
When your ATF gives you a nude picture of her signed with her real name
Please don't lick me, it tickles..


when the bartender says your atf isn't here, do you still want a beer
heres some wierd but true ones.
when your stripper wife and her stripper friend sit on your lap and play get you hard with hands since theres no guys to hustle yet cause its early.
when another hot stripper comes up, sits down in the next chair, spreads open, and asks both me and my stripper wife if we can see any of that yukky white stuff in her twat, then uses a napkin to clean herself rite in full view. really!
when a stripper on stage whispers "is my string hangin out?" while you're tippin her a dollar.
when you know she's a new girl when she asks if you want a lap dance. (she obviously doesn't know i don't need any more dumb lap dances from sluts less hot than my bitch!)
when more than one stripper has given you a free lap dance and lets you lick it just to get them juiced for work.
when girls give you a really dirty lap dance in front of a whole table of guys for free just to get them horny and sell dances rite afterwards. (don't forget the "hot air & purr" trick girls!
when your table is jammed full of bored "B-Team" strippers who sit with you as a safe haven and all the other guys think you must be their pimp.


When you name characters in video action games after your favorites...complete with photo if you have one. (OK I know I'm a dork)
Wildlands...and I was thinking my experiences were special. Funny stuff but universally true I guess.
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