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    What do you girls think when a guy ejaculates when your giving a lapdance in the back? and can you girls notice it if the guy doesnt say anything or if you cant see anything?



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    Uhhhh, since it is fluid and it makes a wet spot on your pants, yes we can usually tell. She may not always notice right away, but if the girl is doing a decent job she'll be paying attention to you and will notice before long. This is not a good thing because no girl wants jizz on her, and most guys would probably be pretty annoyed if a girl danced for him with someone else's wet spot on her ass! Just control yourself during the dance, and if you have to cum, go to the bathroom and finish off there. Imagine getting a dance from a girl with other guys' cum on her, and remember that next time - don't do to others what you wouldn't want done to you.

    As for me personally, I can tell you that if a guy cums on me, I think 'What an asshole!'

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    Gee Bridgette, Your closing line, was my thought all long.

    This post is right up there with the post from the guy who wanted to know what girls thought when he popped a boner....good grief already.

    (insert eyeroll here)
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    I know it happens guy, and can be stopped as well, have respect for the dancer. YUK.
    If you must because you cum often when getting a ld, at least wear a condom, no one gets wet. No one knows. keep it safe.

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    I don't know who's worse.......
    The Regulars who are used to dances and takes longer to arouse but wants extra's anyways (what's new)............. or the Geeky guys who never got a lap dance and explodes during the second dance because they cannot help themselves. Either way it's called...."Self Control"............,plain and simple!

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    Jack:

    What do I think? Well, donning my nomex, here it is...I think that I just gave that guy one hell of a dance. Also, he will want others later. He will seek me out. I will stretch the dances out next time, and the next time, etc.... That is what I think.

    A girl can ALWAYS tell, if she is paying attention. And you guys ALWAYS say something--even if just with your facial muscles and body tension.

    If a guy looks like he's going in that direction, I ask him if he has a condom, as that makes for a greater thrill for him anyway. If not, I just make sure he lets me know he IS gonna let go, so I don't ride a wet spot. I just can't believe a guy would want to walk around with that spooge in his pants--hope his wife doesn't do his laundry. ; )

    OK girls, flame on--hope you all caught Jim Rome yesterday....

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    Oh, and the "geeky guy" that comes right away? They are sometimes the sweetest ones who really tip nicely, IMHO. I don't judge a book by its covers. That "geek" needs something and luvs our ability to give it to him.

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    Do you actually think this guy is for real?


    What kind of loser comes onto a website for dancers and posts "ummmm...i came"?

    "Jack carr"? "Jack Parr"? "Jacker"?

    My guess is that this is one of those guys from ASPDSC, or whatever the fucking acronym is, trying to get a rise out of SW members answering a fake question, or getting pissed off and/or grossed out by it. "Meatpile" Strikes Back, or whatever.

    Or maybe I'm wrong, and it IS just some geek who can't keep from coming, and has such minimal social awareness that he thinks it's a cool question...
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    Yup Djoser, LMFAO!!!

    'Twas the point I was trying to make, thanx for clarification! LOL! Guess it needed further...

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    I have a few comments about this.

    1. eeeewwww

    2. Yes, we notice, eeeewww.

    3. Congrats on letting the world know that you are a lightweight. Learn some self control. If this were a real world situation where you were actually having sex with a girl, you probably wouldn't even be able to make to the part where she takes her panties off. Guys like this I ALMOST feel sorry for.

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    Well yes I'd have to agree with one point Precious made on this one, I would also think I must have done a really good dance, but for chrissakes man, don't cum on the girl. That is horribly inconsiderate, selfish and nasty.

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    hey i dont appreciate being battered here. im not a nerd, and im the one that pays for your girls kids to eat, and for you to pay your cell phone bill. all i wanted to know was the answer to the question.

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    You asked. What you didnt want an HONEST answer???

    Maybe you like this answer better..
    Oh yeah baby, we sure do like that! We like it a lot. ewww gross, no thanks.

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    As for me personally, I can tell you that if a guy cums on me, I think 'What an asshole!'
    Oh, as if you did not expect the poor guy to get excited! Give me a break



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    hey i dont appreciate being battered here. im not a nerd, and im the one that pays for your girls kids to eat, and for you to pay your cell phone bill. all i wanted to know was the answer to the question.
    Hey well we don't appreciate having jizz squirted on us uninvited! Makes no difference if you're 'paying for our kids to eat and our cell phone bills' and our savings accounts and whatever - the price of a dance does NOT include the jizz. I hope you tipped your dancer well for that!

    Oh, as if you did not expect the poor guy to get excited! Give me a break
    Oh grow up already! Funny how your attitude toward me has changed so drastically - wouldn't have anything to do with my reaction to those stupid comments you made to me under the handle of 'Deja Voodoo' would it? Aren't you aware that using multiple handles isn't allowed here?

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    You should have to pay double or triple the rates, just for them having to take the mere risk of getting your non-nerdly jism on them.

    A "Geek Fee" might be necessary.

    Most dancers I know would refuse to dance--for any price--for a guy like you, if they knew what lack of control you were likely to display.

    I repeat: What kind of loser comes onto a website for dancers and posts "ummmm...i came"?

    BTW, is "Jack carr" really supposed to mean "jacker"? Or is it just a fake name, chosen at random, for use when grossing out dancers with unsolicited descriptions of your bodily secretions.


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    Oh, as if you did not expect the poor guy to get excited! Give me a break
    excited is one thing, losing conrtol is another.

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    My personal thought is that any dancer who is a high earner would be clued in to your high level of arousal, and would back off sufficiently to keep you aroused, but not allowing you to reach completion.

    I have two reasons for doing this: 1. If the customer comes, he leaves VIP and maybe the club for the night, taking his wallet with him. AND 2. He may be very embaressed (or feel guilty or whatever) by this event and never be back to the club ever.

    In either case my income is reduced, as well as the income of the club itself. If the customer really was looking for a happy ending he is welcome to call a "Pro" or seek video chat etc.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    A Troll by any other name is still a Troll.

    Mr. Carr - assuming your puerile question has a scintilla of legitimacy, what did you really think their responses would be? It is not beyond the realm of possibility to believe that there are maybe one or two dancers in this world who would get off on that sort of thing. However, it is far far more likely that they would react with revulsion the way any human would be if suddenly spewed on by total strangers. All their responses seem to back this up.

    The only way this Troll's question could be taken as legitimate is if he was hoping for positive responses to re-enforce his Junior High School wet dream fantasies. He didn't quite get that, now didn't he?

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    As someone who was driven off this site by the posters' narrow-mindedness (not that I care or any of you do or should care), please let me say that you guys have GOT to stop accusing anyone who has a slightly different viewpoint from yours of being a troll.

    Even in this thread, Precious took a much more sympathetic view to the initial poster and his inquiry than everybody else did, and in my experience, she's far from unique as a stripper.

    It's impossible to have any kind of dialogue if anyone with a differing view is lambasted for trolling.

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    Like Paris posted its best to keep the gentleman from reaching an orgasm. It keeps him interested and more likely to want more! But some guys do have a problem with premature release. Its his problem, As long as I don't get any on me.

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    Oh grow up already! Funny how your attitude toward me has changed so drastically
    It was just a comment to a post of yours, just like any comment to any post here and on the blue site. No harm intended.



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    Inserting my two cents: No one should be sharing any fluid during a lapdance. As a customer, would you enjoy a dancer leaving you with period stained pants? If not, you could understand at my objection at a ejaculatory fluid stained costume, lick marks, or worse yet, finding the used condom stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Guys may also want to think twice about their enthusiam for being "slugged" (just think about it for a minute) during a nude LD. Who wants to be the next dancer to approach that guy? Not me, I have a hard enough time sweating under those hot ass stage lights, dodging flying drinks and guys who bathe in cologne.
    Eyeliner and charisma go a long way!

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    Longtime listener, first time caller...

    Mr. carr: Since it is generally considered impolite to cough or sneeze on a stranger, one should be able to deduce that ejaculation is right out. It is not surprising at all that the ladies have handled your question roughly.

    As another poster indicated, it is almost a statistical certainty that some small percentage of strippers don't mind being ejaculated on during a lap dance. If that's, ahem, what you're into, ahem, and that's the real reason you posted your question - you're wondering if anyone out there would accomodate you - then I have the following suggestion. As with receiving oral sex from someone for the first time, so with a lap dance: the lady deserves fair warning. If she doesn't mind, she won't disengage.

    I suppose I should wish you "Good Luck". You're going to need it. [beamup]
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    Maybe I'm a nerd, but before I get a private dance, I always wear a condom just in case. The messy pants are probably almost as uncomfortable for me as they would be for her.

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