I'll answer the original question. I've been to just a few clubs. The Orchid, Darlings, & one other club in Vegas. And then the Crazy Horse in SF and the Kit Kat in Sunnyvale, CA. I usually go with my wife, and the dancers seem to like her, and sometimes they undress her. So I'm not going to give you the normal single-guy opinion of a strip club.
I don't like the Kit Kat because the private dances are not private -- there is merely an open booth, brightly lit, that customers go to. If my wife is going to get felt-up, I'm not real thrilled having 60 other horny guys watching her. Not that this would happen at the Kit Kat anyway. For being the only fully-nude club for miles, it's boringly tame.
I like the Crazy Horse because it has private areas, so my wife got pretty wicked with a dancer named Lily. By "wicked" I don't mean that we broke laws, but at least at the Crazy Horse they let some touching happen in non-sexual areas. Like if I brushed my hand against her arm, no bouncer showed up and beat us to a pulp. I had roughly the same experience at Little Darlings. They have private "beds" you can go to, and the cute flirt who took me back there said something like "touch my pussy and trouble happens, everything else is OK." I put my hands behind my head and barely touched her at all, but it just put my mind at ease to know she wasn't going to get huffy if I put my hand on her thigh.
I did not like the Orchid -- with something like 8 tables for dancers, there was a lot of flesh and a lot of customers. But it was all quantity and no quality. Topless only. I got up and left when the 8th overweight, fake-breasted blonde in a row came on stage. Too much whitebread.
One other thing. My wife and I both always say "no" before saying yes. In other words, if we get a lap dance or private grind session or whatever, it's only after saying no to the girl first. I found that a lot of dancers will be exceptionally rude or curt to a patron the second the patron says no. So we just say no to everyone by default, and then reconsider the nice ones.
The club in Vegas with the name I can't remember (long bar at the entrance, small stage to the right, big stage beyond that), was pretty good because the women were all pretty (tho it was dark), and they were really grabby on the customers for being just a topless bar, and they seemed to come in pairs. They sat with some of my friends without asking for money. They danced with each other if they didn't have a customer. When I said no, they'd sit and chat for a minute anyway. We all ended up spending a LOT of money there.
I guess if I had suggestions for strip clubs it would be: have private areas even if your lap dances are innocent; having too many white strippers is boring; keep the lights low but not dark; a few pretty dancers is better than many average ones; don't treat customers like garbage if they say "no" to you; allow a little touching; reign in the prices/fees/scams a little.
Oh, and be enthusiastic. I don't mean always-smiling and giddy. But dancers with blank stares or who come by and say "wanna dance" without even making eye contact... well no. I'll take the friendly person with the fit body who is able to chat me up a little bit instead.


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There used to be this bikini club where girls danced on the floor for tips. When they came up to me ,I'd usually boogie along with them. I became quite popular with it both among the male customers and the dancers. 

It makes a huge difference. 
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