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    Default Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    I must admit.. the plethora of new smileys is probably the best change in the Forums


    Once there was a man named PJ, who liked to look at . One day, while eating a sandwich full of , he had an . He would go to his local Strip Club and see all the he wanted. He was at his decision, because are the . He donned his chapeau and put on his coat and sauntered on down to the Garment Removal Establishment. He felt : and anticipated his time there would be . On the way he met a , who asked him where he was going. PJ said to him "I am on my way to see ". The replied " Carry on, son". He reached his destination, paid the fee and went in. It was very but he found a seat by the stage . For the next few hours he saw all the he ever wanted to see - and they were much better than the stuck together magazines under his mattress :wink:. He loved a dancer named Bridgette, then one name Naomi, then one named Pamela, then one named Bella, then one named Melonie, then one name Rayleen then one named..... you get the . He was in heaven and felt d:, then , then ng:, then k:, then : Money flowed free (who cares about the car payments?), they all loved him. He then felt a little , got a little and then got another brillant . he tried to :kiss: and all the dancers - they loved him right? Suddenly they became and were . They him in no uncertain terms, called that same , who took him away and dragged him in front of the . He got 2862 years in jail for trying to get etxras, and now he is some big fat guy named Bubba's little bitch :fucker:

    The moral of the story - Smileys Rock!

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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    Coolest story ever PJ! You Rock!
    But you forgot about the part where you and the bouncer met lol just kidding.

    BTW, totally off subject, call me stupid but I didn't know Prester John was a historical figure? That's awesome.

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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    lol at pj... amizing how you could use the smilies to write a story ...lol
    us: us: us: devil in disguise....

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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    Holy Crap! I love the new forum! So much to figure out yet....



    ....And I have Karma! Yay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shayden18 link=board=1;threadid=5162;start=msg54301#msg54301 date=1071259346
    Coolest story ever PJ! You Rock!
    But you forgot about the part where you and the bouncer met lol just kidding.

    BTW, totally off subject, call me stupid but I didn't know Prester John was a historical figure? That's awesome.

    Shayden
    Actually, "Prester John" is a mythical historical figure. Kudos for you for finding it out :

    <--My fav new smiley. Dont ask why.

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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    That was funny. I can&#039;t figure out how the do the smileys though, sometimes they just appear, like when I do this: ??? And I don&#039;t understand the Karma thing either.

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    LMAO @ PJ! Dude, you&#039;ve got some imagination!
    :silly:


    I just gotta use some of my fave new smilies too....

    After spending WAY too much $$$ on ebay this week , today was the day to pay for all those ended auctions. So I put on my s:, hopped on my scooter and headed down to the bank. Being Friday, it was totally , and unfortunately I had left my nifty : at home, so I had to wait forever in line. Of course some behind me kept trying to make friendly, but I was too from working late last night to bother replying. I just couldn&#039;t stop until finally it was my turn to make my deposit and get back on my merry way. I on over to the post office to pick up my mail, and then head home. I almost got stuck in a traffic jam, but I just zipped right on by the traffic on my little before he could break out his and stop me. Good thing too, because I wouldn&#039;t have wanted to give him the :fucker:.

    So I finished my errands and found my way home and turned on my computer, ers: and that StripperWeb would be back online because I spent all day yesterday to fend off severe withdrawal symptoms. Lo and behold, when I got online, my favorite site was up and running, in all its new-and-improved :cool: glory! Woohoo! I am feeling so : , I can hardly myself! SW is back! :yay: I think we all need a , and to send a big THANKYOU to our unwavering Pryce, and the lovely GF for the hard work and improvements......and of course for doing such a good job at away all the nasty :troll: who try to sully our little community.

    Now I&#039;m ready to . ce: The only thing that would make my life complete would be my very own to grant me 3 wishes!


    There, now you can call me a copy-cat, but I don&#039;t care! I just had to use some of those nifty new smilies!

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    Default for RIZEAL!

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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    Holy crap, how much time does it take you guys to do that! It&#039;d be a half an hour for me to pull something out of my ass like that! Way too cool!
    "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
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    have to give my two c-notes....i looove the new smileys...

    (now...i must medicate and go beddy bye...sick co-workers breathed all over a sister ...where&#039;s the professional strength lysol when you need it... )
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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    I like all the smiley&#039;s also realy like the mood smiley&#039;s.

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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    Neato-Keato as my little cousin says. Cool as shit in college people speak. I have yet to explore al of the smiley&#039;s but above I noticed several in PJ and Bridgette&#039;s posts that will soon be in frequent use. PJ- what a perfect example of creative intellect.
    "Come what may although I often say realities come from dreams, but approach all lies with open eyes because NOthing in this world is EVER ALL it seems."

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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    damn, PJ & bridgette have some serious skills with the smilies! love it.

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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    Very creative! i agree PJ ang Bridgette have some skills and quite an imaginaton!


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    I LoVE this!! Good job you guys, and thank you!

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    Default Re:Like, Dude... A Cornacopia of Smileys

    Very cute!

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    that is cool. You people
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