I must admit.. the plethora of new smileys is probably the best change in the Forums
Once there was a man named PJ, who liked to look at. One day, while eating a sandwich full of
, he had an
. He would go to his local Strip Club and see all the
he wanted. He was
at his decision, because
are the
. He donned his chapeau and put on his coat and sauntered on down to the Garment Removal Establishment. He felt
: and anticipated his time there would be
. On the way he met a
, who asked him where he was going. PJ said to him "I am on my way to see
". The
replied "
Carry on, son". He reached his destination, paid the fee
and went in. It was very
but he found a seat by the stage
. For the next few hours he saw all the
he ever wanted to see - and they were much better than the stuck together magazines under his mattress :wink:. He loved a dancer named Bridgette, then one name Naomi, then one named Pamela, then one named Bella, then one named Melonie, then one name Rayleen then one named..... you get the
. He was in heaven and felt
d:, then
, then
ng:, then
k:, then
: Money flowed free (who cares about the car payments?), they all loved him. He then felt a little
, got a little
and then got another brillant
. he tried to :kiss: and
all the dancers - they loved him right? Suddenly they became
and were
. They
him in no uncertain terms, called that same
, who took him away and dragged him in front of the
. He got 2862 years in jail for trying to get etxras, and now he is some big fat guy named Bubba's little bitch :fucker:
The moral of the story - Smileys Rock!



. One day, while eating a sandwich full of
, he had an
. He would go to his local Strip Club and see all the
at his decision, because
. He donned his chapeau and put on his coat and sauntered on down to the Garment Removal Establishment. He felt
: and anticipated his time there would be
. On the way he met a
, who asked him where he was going. PJ said to him "I am on my way to see
Carry on, son". He reached his destination, paid the fee
and went in. It was very
but he found a seat by the stage
d:, then
, then
ng:, then
k:, then
: Money flowed free (who cares about the car payments?), they all loved him. He then felt a little
, got a little
and then got another brillant
all the dancers - they loved him right? Suddenly they became
and were
. They
him in no uncertain terms, called that same
. He got 2862 years in jail for trying to get etxras, and now he is some big fat guy named Bubba's little bitch :fucker:
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lol just kidding. 
but I didn't know Prester John was a historical figure? That's awesome.
amizing how you could use the smilies to write a story ...lol
us:
:
today was the day to pay for all those ended auctions. So I put on my
s:, hopped on my scooter
and headed down to the bank. Being Friday, it was totally
: at home, so I had to wait forever in line. Of course some
behind me kept trying to make friendly, but I was too
from working late last night to bother replying. I just couldn't stop
until finally it was my turn to make my deposit and get back on my merry way. I
little
and stop me. Good thing too, because I wouldn't have wanted to give him the :fucker:.
ers: and
that StripperWeb would be back online because I spent all day yesterday
to fend off severe withdrawal symptoms. Lo and behold, when I got online, my favorite site was up and running, in all its new-and-improved
glory! Woohoo! I am feeling so
myself! SW is back! :yay: I think we all need a
, and to send a big THANKYOU to our unwavering
Pryce, and the lovely GF
for the hard work and improvements......and of course for doing such a good job at
away all the nasty :troll: who try to sully our little community.
.
ce:
The only thing that would make my life complete would be my very own
to grant me 3 wishes! 

...where's the professional strength lysol when you need it...
)
that is cool. You people 
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