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    I was looking on ebay for stripper stuff..and of course came across yet another..loser selling his own CD set.. claims he is the only one to have this.
    How to Get a Stripper Dripping Wet With Desire WITHOUT Having to Spend a Dime http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=3149

    It even has a one year guarantee..lol
    In this course, you'll find out how to: :

    1. Introduce yourself; blow the introduction and you'll blow your chances of getting bl*wn
    2. Separate yourself from her clients, and make sure that she knows it.
    3. Use the one asset that'll help you get your hands on 1/2 dozen a** sets.
    4. How to easily spot the ones that will waste your time AND your money, and go for the ones who're truly in it for fun and to exude sexuality.

    Also included with this course is a SPECIAL BONUS REPORT called "How to Get Strippers to Come to Your House WITHOUT Ever Having to Go to the Club!!"

    Got to love this paragraph: :

    It means that all the "work" you put into seducing them has IMMEDIATE payoff (they'll be so turned on, so hot and bothered, they'll f*ck you before you're even done using our techniques). This Bonus is included ONLY with this product; you won't find it anywhere else.

    This is by far my favorite one:

    This course will give you the raw power over these women (and use those powers for good, NOT evil), and view you as THE source of their sexual pleasure. What dirty little things can you make her do if you had that much control?

    I've seen stuff like this before..but this guys like strippers suck and f*ck you if you do this and do that..lol..No wonder sooo many guys target strippers..[glow=red,2,300]We better be careful girls..the guys are closing in on our secret hand shake that will unlock all our PANTIES!![/glow]

    Holiday..I have to email this idiot to see wtf!!!
    :fucker:


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    OMG!! Holiday this ad sounds worse than the article about how to Pick up a Stripper. I mean in this day and age, everyone is all about the hustle. As silly and as crazy as his product is, trust me it will sell. There are probably millions of men on ebay who really believe that this product will turn their bad luck around.







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    What a great gift Idea… I ordered extra sets to give to my friends... NOT! LMAO
    The sad part is, this person will probably sell 5000 sets of this crap! I’m just jealous I that didn’t think of it LOL
    "when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day" ~ Marty Bucella

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    ohh man ...why did'nt i think of that idea (of the video) maybe i'd be rolling in money ... there are alot of fools out there who will actually buy this stufff ..believe it or not
    us: us: us: devil in disguise....

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    Ooooh...all of us strippers should buy this!! LOL...then when some poor, clueless schmuck comes into the club and tries this stuff, then we can just look at him and laugh and say..."Oh, you got THAT from Chapter 9, page 16. Next time, may I recommend you try Chapter 4, page 3?" Then walk away. Heeheehee I think it would be fun!!!

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    The author obviously got a copy of "How to write stupid ads to sparate even stupid-er people from their money."
    I understand he also co-authored "How to get your ass beaten up by a big, burly guy" and "The Dorks guide to self-fullfillment while in traction."

    A logic question though. " 1/2 dozen a** sets." is that 3 sets of two or 6 total?

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    OMG Im just in shock that some guys actually believe it will work!

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    Ha ha! I am sure this will work for some. Hell how hard is it to get some strippers to your house? Really?
    I have seenn many strippers leave with customers, hell my ex picked one up before he met me...? It's easy for many guys to get strippers, seriously. Just like any other bar, its very do-able. But why?

    Guys your not the only one......

    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss courtney link=board=1;threadid=5361;start=msg57445#msg57445 date=1071944437
    OMG Im just in shock that some guys actually believe it will work!
    You must not have seen many political ads. So far the high bid of 4 is $2.75.

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    Hey, does this course include a free potion of seduce-a-stripper cologne, like the one the guy on that Bud Light commercial showers himself with?



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    Quote Originally Posted by miss courtney link=board=1;threadid=5361;start=msg57445#msg57445 date=1071944437
    OMG Im just in shock that some guys actually believe it will work!
    Just like some guys believe the 'relationship' in the club is real. Some of us havent learned to control which head does the thinking most of the time (I am getting closer. )
    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck
    Remember HC, "NO" only means "NO" when she says it..... LMAO

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    Lol you guys are SILLY!!!!

    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela link=board=1;threadid=5361;start=msg57455#msg57455 date=1071945135
    Lol you guys are SILLY!!!!

    Pamela
    Which chapter is being silly in? I need to start a book now. "How to pick up a stripper without ever meeting them"
    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck
    Remember HC, "NO" only means "NO" when she says it..... LMAO

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    Hmmm, you know it IS entirely possible that the person selling this is a stripper who got fed up fending off shitheads wasting her time at the club trying to fuck her and spending no $$. Maybe she just found a way to get them to pay her! LMAO

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    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=1;threadid=5361;start=msg57462#msg57462 date=1071945844
    Hmmm, you know it IS entirely possible that the person selling this is a stripper who got fed up fending off shitheads wasting her time at the club trying to fuck her and spending no $$. Maybe she just found a way to get them to pay her! LMAO
    In sing songy voice---
    "Bridgette wrote a book." LOL

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    Guys already DO come into the club trying to hustle us without spending a dime. They use BS techniques like neuro-linguistic programming to "seduce" women through hypnosis and such. I can always spot them, and am pretty good about actually getting some money out of a few of them....

    A guy friend actually sent me a book about something like this, "How to Always Pick up Chicks and Score".
    He was worried that I would get angry at the "secret tricks" but curious about my feedback. Do you know what this self-help hype basically said repeatedly:
    "BE DA MAN AND YOU WILL SCORE!"

    Duh! I'll tell you now, all these self-help books and CD's tell ppl is to stop wetting the bed, bolt on your balls, and have some freakin confidence....

    Successful Strippersistas, we've got that in spades, hahahaha!!

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    It's www.thedatingwizard.com. Same ideas, capitalism is GOOOOOOD!

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    >>This course will give you the raw power over these women (and
    >>use those powers for good, NOT evil),

    LOL! So this book illustrates how to be a tragic, disingenuous loser for the powers of good? ohyeahsurerightokay.

    Thanks for sharing this advertisement. This is some of the best comedy material I've heard all week!
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    Geez, and I always thought the way to get a stripper dripping wet without spending a dime was to take her swimming.

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    theres losers bidding on that LMAO!!!

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    up to $20.50 with 10 hours left...
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    I love the line "skyrocket into the minds and panties of..."

    gimme a break.

    "This set gets you in touch with women that are dripping with sexuality, and they have them seeing you as the kind of guy that they really want to F*@K, repeatedly. If you can get this kind of girl so completely turned on that she's begging you for it, imagine how you'll be with any other woman you meet."

    so I guess this is implying that strippers are only "practice" women, not the real thing!

    "Here's the guarantee: Try out ANY of our products for a full year. Put them into use, email me for any pointers and advice, even inidividual challenges. If, at the end of one year, you're not satisfied, simply return the product. It's that simple!!

    You can pay by check, Money Order, or VISA/Mastercard, $8.00 domestic shipping and handling. "

    in other words, "satisfaction guaranteed or no money back!..and $8 for shipping? Considering it probably some guy who produced this whole set in his basement for $3 in materials..pretty steep. Also notice his rating of 90%, probably gets lots of replys like "hey, I bough your system and all I scored was a kick in the nuts!"
    Loosers!




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    You got to admire the guy’s creativity. After all it’s all about the Benjamin's. I keep telling my friends money is everywhere, its just a matter of how creative you are in how much of it you can get your hands on.

    Never forget, Americans will buy anything! ng:

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    Check his feedback - click on his feedback number and read the posts. He's got several complaints of not shipping product, or shipping very late. Then he replies with, "He's right, but I shipped a BONUS for the delay." LOL

    And the bids are up to $20.50 right now. What morons can these dudes be? LMAO This just confirms my suspicion that if I put together a package like that and list it, and actually send it to people, I'll make a killing!

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    The cluelessness of some people never ceases to amaze me. Too bad this person didn't also write a book titled, "The Real Reason Attractive and Intelligent Women Want Nothing To Do With You Unless They Are Paid to Put Up With You," to help these guys get a hint!

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