(1)My friend was at a strip club last year and kept eyeing this very pretty asian dancer. Well he finally calls her over and they begin chatting. She leads him upstairs to give him a nude couch dance. She grinds on him for two songs, and he thoroughly enjoyed it. After it was over, he got up from the couch, turned towards the door, and promptly fell flat on his face after tripping on her clothes on the floor haha.
(2)Same friend, different time- Jeremy was sitting at a table near the stage with some guys. A pretty dancer spots him and comes over to chat. Well, Jeremy is feeling like a big shot. He says "Hey, let me buy you a drink" to the pretty dancer. So he calls the waitress over and tells her to get what she wants. The waitress says "That will be $15". Jeremys eyes get real wide and his jaw drops "What! I thought they were $4 dollars?? Sorry I can't buy you a drink now babe, I only have 10 on me!".
(3) I was out eating with my dad and some of his friends (they are 50+ years old) and my dads friend told a story I wasn't supposed to hear. Back in the 70s my dad and this friend were at a strip club. My dad was talking to a pretty dancer, flirting with her, and all of a sudden my mom busts in the joint and dumps a pitcher of beer on his head.


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ed: The worst part is, everyone automatically equates a stumbling stripper with a drunk. I'm just a clutz! I stumble and trip everywhere. Something like Crissy from Three's Company.
SOrry to hear but its kinda silly at the same time once you get over it right?
. I yelled out to her something to the effect of "OMG your hair is on fire", luckily we were able to put out it out without any serious damage. She disappeared for a bit after that dance but to her credit she did come back later to finish the LD.

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