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    Default Has anything funny or embarrassing happened to you at a SC?

    (1)My friend was at a strip club last year and kept eyeing this very pretty asian dancer. Well he finally calls her over and they begin chatting. She leads him upstairs to give him a nude couch dance. She grinds on him for two songs, and he thoroughly enjoyed it. After it was over, he got up from the couch, turned towards the door, and promptly fell flat on his face after tripping on her clothes on the floor haha.

    (2)Same friend, different time- Jeremy was sitting at a table near the stage with some guys. A pretty dancer spots him and comes over to chat. Well, Jeremy is feeling like a big shot. He says "Hey, let me buy you a drink" to the pretty dancer. So he calls the waitress over and tells her to get what she wants. The waitress says "That will be $15". Jeremys eyes get real wide and his jaw drops "What! I thought they were $4 dollars?? Sorry I can't buy you a drink now babe, I only have 10 on me!".

    (3) I was out eating with my dad and some of his friends (they are 50+ years old) and my dads friend told a story I wasn't supposed to hear. Back in the 70s my dad and this friend were at a strip club. My dad was talking to a pretty dancer, flirting with her, and all of a sudden my mom busts in the joint and dumps a pitcher of beer on his head.

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    Default Re:Has anything funny or embarrassing happened to you at a SC?

    Heh, I am a little clumsy, and stumble regularly while walking across the floor or lapdancing, and once in a while I fall right on my ass. Pretty embarrassing when you're trying to be all sexy! ed: The worst part is, everyone automatically equates a stumbling stripper with a drunk. I'm just a clutz! I stumble and trip everywhere. Something like Crissy from Three's Company.

    One time while rushing out of the bathroom to dance, in my haste I forgot to do the always-necessary string check. ed: It only took that one time to learn my lesson!

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    LOL! Yes I have had many embarrasing moments, in our club we have a lot of blacklights, and everything white glows. I was on stage and the club was packed, a guy yells out to me, 'Courtney, I can see you tampon string!' To my horror I looked down and there it was, for all to see. I nearly died with embarrasment, and didnt want to go back out for the rest of the night!!

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    Default Re:Has anything funny or embarrassing happened to you at a SC?

    Thats gotta be the worst huh? SOrry to hear but its kinda silly at the same time once you get over it right?
    LOL
    In my club the other day I was giving a ton of dances and had to go on stage immediately after. So I went to the back, and wiped my parts (we know the baby blankies leave fuzzies) so I thought they were all gone. I go on stage and the blacklights made me look like I hd sat on styrofoam. LOL
    I just laughed it off and blamed the blankies of course!

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    A dancer that I was fond of (still am actually if she ever shows up) was crawling across the stage in that sexy way. Well somehow she forgot about that floor to ceiling poll in the middle of the stage and smacked her head into it. It was the expanded side, had just opened, very few people, and music was not loud so it 'echoed'. She comes over to me with her head down, face sort of red in embarassment. I say with concerned look on my face and empathy in my eyes "Are you alright?" (It really was loud). Her reaction..."I was hoping nobody noticed". It hurt her pride more than anything. Glad there were only 3 of us in there.
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    My most embarrassing moment EVER happened in a small club in Michigan which had about a 10ft square stage. One of my "trademarks" is being able to crush empty beer cans in my cleavage ( ). But on this particular night things were going great, the club was really jammed, and I had drank quite a few Margaritas besides. After I had nearly finished my set, I started searching pervert row for an empty beer can I could use to finish the show. There was one guy with 2 beer cans sitting in front of him, so after seeing him drink from one I latched onto the other can assuming that it was empty. I put the can between my boobs, stood up so the whole room could see, and squeezed my elbows inward expecting to hear that familiar crumpling sound ...

    Unfortunately, the "empty" beer can I had chosen wasn't exactly empty. The remaining beer inside the can prevented it from being crushed, and instead the can went flying out of my cleavage like a rocket ! It flipped end over end spewing beer all over the guys in pervert row, narrowly missed one guy's head, and wound up crashing to the floor about 10 feet away from the stage. I thought "oh shit, now every guy in the club is going to be pissed off at me for soaking them down with stale beer". Instead, I wound up getting a standing ovation - go figure !

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    well,i haven't been to the clud for sometime now.Nothing really embarassing to say for now-LOL!I guess when i start to chase the skirts the family(u)will hear of it.Keep ur fingers xxxed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie link=board=1;threadid=5458;start=msg58778#msg58778 date=1072360890
    My most embarrassing moment EVER happened in a small club in Michigan which had about a 10ft square stage. One of my "trademarks" is being able to crush empty beer cans in my cleavage ( ). But on this particular night things were going great, the club was really jammed, and I had drank quite a few Margaritas besides. After I had nearly finished my set, I started searching pervert row for an empty beer can I could use to finish the show. There was one guy with 2 beer cans sitting in front of him, so after seeing him drink from one I latched onto the other can assuming that it was empty. I put the can between my boobs, stood up so the whole room could see, and squeezed my elbows inward expecting to hear that familiar crumpling sound ...

    Unfortunately, the "empty" beer can I had chosen wasn't exactly empty. The remaining beer inside the can prevented it from being crushed, and instead the can went flying out of my cleavage like a rocket ! It flipped end over end spewing beer all over the guys in pervert row, narrowly missed one guy's head, and wound up crashing to the floor about 10 feet away from the stage. I thought "oh shit, now every guy in the club is going to be pissed off at me for soaking them down with stale beer". Instead, I wound up getting a standing ovation - go figure !
    Of course you got a standing ovation Mel! That would be one hell of a sight!

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    Melonie,
    You brought a new meaning to the term "shooters".
    And those guys weren't giving you a standing O. they were draining the beer off their laps. LOL

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    Not my most embarrassing moment I'm sure, but still a good one...

    I had gone to a club to see a feature. This woman had a set of 110 NNN's! Well, we four guys were sitting at a table talking while waiting for her to come on stage. I didn't see her coming up behind me. I felt a tap on my shoulder, turned my chair around and all I could see was chest! She asked me if I wanted my picture taken with her and I agreed to it. She asked what kind of pic I'd like. I said to make it something to write home about. Next thing I knew, this 6'6" Amazon did a flip and her legs were over my shoulders. When she came down though the Y brushed down my face. She had some sort of lotion on, it smelled strong of coconut. Not too bad except I had a reaction to the lotion and caused me a trip to the ER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdoc link=board=1;threadid=5458;start=msg58796#msg58796 date=1072372667
    I had gone to a club to see a feature. This woman had a set of 110 NNN's! Well, we four guys were sitting at a table talking while waiting for her to come on stage. I didn't see her coming up behind me. I felt a tap on my shoulder, turned my chair around and all I could see was chest! She asked me if I wanted my picture taken with her and I agreed to it. She asked what kind of pic I'd like. I said to make it something to write home about. Next thing I knew, this 6'6" Amazon did a flip and her legs were over my shoulders. When she came down though the Y brushed down my face. She had some sort of lotion on, it smelled strong of coconut. Not too bad except I had a reaction to the lotion and caused me a trip to the ER.

    This sounds like something my friend Maxi would do ! She's a BBBIIIIGGG girl, in more ways than two !



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    This story was more embarrassing for the dancer than me but I'll tell it anyways. I was at the club one night when I was approached by this absolutely gorgeous dancer with beautiful LONG blonde hair, she asked if I wanted a LD, who was I to say "No", about half way through the first dance I started to smell something funny, it was kind of a burning smell, at that point I glanced over at the dancer and her hair had started on fire from the candle on the middle of the table . I yelled out to her something to the effect of "OMG your hair is on fire", luckily we were able to put out it out without any serious damage. She disappeared for a bit after that dance but to her credit she did come back later to finish the LD.

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    Not the most, but i had a friend who tried a stage dance for the hell of it one night in Lauderdale, and while swinging around the pole, knocked a guys drink flying! I did the same thing once but knocked it out of a customers hand.

    Now it's funny, at the time i thought he was going to (my customer) throw what was left back at me.

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    I was doing my set on stage, it was a slow night but suddenly guys started tipping me like crazy and getting out of their seats coming to the stage. Then I realized my g string was pushed off to the side. I had been given a full frontal show.

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    LOL! Once I was on stage (topless club), and I was wearing a thong with the clips on the sides. I had worn them several times without problems, but this one time I had just gone down for a floor show, had left leg to the side and right leg in the air, and the right side of my thong popped open and my thong flew open. I had about 5 guys standing around my stage and they all started clapping and hollering loudly, so everybody in the club turned to see what was going on (I was on stage 3). I was so embarrassed, I just clipped it back and went on. Alot of guys came up to tip after that to see what the ruckus had been about.

    There's a waitress at my current club who always uses alot of gel and hairspray in her hair, and one night as she was getting a customer's order, she had been standing in front of the side bar and a candle was too close to the edge, her hair caught fire and went up in a HUGE flame all around her head! She didn't even realize until a few people started yelling - it looked from behind like her head was a fireball. She got it put out with no serious damage, but whoa!

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    The other night I was sitting on a guy's knees facing him, and I fell out of his lap backwards, landed on the floor, right on my back with my feet in the air! I have a huge painful bruise on my spine now!
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    Heh, so I'm working out in Montana, and I'm sooo proud of my new tie side "scrunchy butt" panties. I was wearing them under my santa outfit and everything started going downhill. The DJ can't get my Christmas tunes playing so here I am dancing to buttrock, while I'm waiting for sultry jazz holiday tunes. Swell.

    Well, courtesy of my new birth control I've been spotting and totally forgot to replace my plug. As it figures my white panties have become casualties. Not knowing this I start strutting my stuff in front of these three guys. OH SHIT! Why are they giggling? Pleh! That sucked! The best part was artfully foliding them and carefully finishing my set. Screw them!

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