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    Ok, due to popular demand, Here is the article for Scorpio. Do understand that it is written for a mens magazine, so please don't be offeded. Enjoy!

    ...Scorpio
    October 23-November 22
    Ruling Planet: Pluto and Mars, Gods of the underworld and war
    Element: Water, as in over your head, rip-tides, tsunamis
    Symbol: The Scorpion, as in “Don’t fuck with me”
    Motto: An eye for an eye.

    Remember that 70’s sci-fi show, “Lost in Space?” That stupid robot would, upon detecting some ghastly alien, shout his alarm of “DANGER! Will Robinson. DANGER!” Well, that’s what most people’s inner radars scream when they come in contact with a Scorpio. The intense energy they exude makes people uneasy, and for good reason. Being rules Co-ruled by hothead asshole Mars and silent but deadly Pluto, our Scorpio man is not to be trifled with. This is not to say that all Scorps are dangerous psychopaths, to the contrary. Scorpio’s are secretive and private, quiet, intelligent, and level-headed. Being powerful people, Scorpio’s won’t respect you unless you demonstrate that you deserve respect. A Scorpio’s favorite saying is “Everyone in the world is retarded except for me.” If you have been accepted into a Scorpios circle of friends (few in number for sure) A Scorpio will be loyal, generous, protective, and caring. One of Scorpio’s supreme advantages over others is their superb control of their emotions. They own the original poker face, and they also have the unsettling feature of being able to turn off their emotions as well. Have a love spat or argument with a Scorpio and watch their demeanor turn to absolute ice. This lack of emotion or guilt makes as Scorpio great at jobs such as Navy Seals, contract hit men, and SWAT teamers. They also get off on dominating others, so many end up as Judges or executives as well. If you think that Scorpio men are unemotional assholes, well, not exactly. That’s what they appear to be. Remember, what you see is absolutely NOT what you get. Under that icy calmness rages an emotional volcano. Seething with intense passion, women are especially drawn to Scorpio’s inner fire. Indeed, Scorpio is positioned in the 8th House on the Astrological wheel, and the 8th house rules SEX. Scorpio’s are well known for their sexual prowess and intensity. Scorps view sex not as a recreation or merely a good time, but as life itself. Sex with a Scorpio is an all encompassing affaire, and he will completely give himself over to you in passion and love, and he expects, no, DEMANDS that you do the same. Be superficial about it, and he will loose interest faster than ice water shrinks a dick. Women, if the martial, cold ways frighten you, consider that once a Scorpio man has captured your heart, he will be a passionate, loyal partner who would do anything to please and protect you. Steamy matches for this stud include other Water signs such as sensual cancer and passionate Pisces. Other good matches are ladylike Virgo and classy Capricorn.

    The lady Scorpion is exotic, sensual, intimidating, and once she locks eyes with you, you will not be able to hold her gaze. She may appear sexy and well put together, but her eyes will betray her power over men. She is the ultimate man eater. Because of her oozing sexual energy, her supreme confidence, and her directness, she will frequently rub other women the wrong way. In fact, it is a virtual certainty that she will catfight with most of your girl friends, so be prepared to ditch them once she slithers into your life. Her hypnotic power makes it easy for her to get her way with you, and as long as you do what she wants, no one will get hurt. Maybe. Oh. And don’t piss her off. I repeat DO NOT make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. One of the dark sides of Scorpio is their extreme vindictiveness. Offend her today, find your car keyed tomorrow. Sound like the supreme bitch? Well, yes, but wait, there is more. IF you earn her respect, and IF you respond to her passions with passion in kind, she will make a most excellent partner. She will be devoted, (just don’t piss her off) Generous, (just don’t piss her off) and she’ll give you the most amazingly intense sex you’ve ever had. (Just don’t piss her off) Speaking of sex, this is where she really shines. If you want long sensual love making sessions, get yourself a Taurus. If you want fun and games in the bedroom, find a Sagittarius. If you like it short and violent, Scorpio’s your girl. Scorpio rules sex, and so the sexual organs are where she is most sensitive. Since grabbing a Scorpio woman’s crotch at the club is a good way to get yourself stabbed, you must first engage her lust a different way. Start by whispering in her ear about how hot she is, and how much you can’t stop thinking of her smooth as silk thighs under that short skirt of hers. Continue by carefully looking around slyly, and whispering in her ear about how you won’t be able to control yourself very much longer. Pull her to you forcefully while looking directly into her eyes, sliding your hands around that perfect ass of hers and say, “Maybe we should go somewhere more private…” If she cracks a wry smile, take control and dive right in. remember, she only respects power, so once you’ve made it this far, take the lead and dominate her. If you survive the night, you will never be the same again.....



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    That description rings so true it's almost scary...
    my husband is a Scorpio, and as I'm a Saggitarius, we're an odd match to say the least...

    Thanks Scorpio!

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    Thanks Scorpio, for not posting the same old boring typical Scorpio stereotypes. These may be true; but can't you leave a girl with some mystery?

    You repeated several times that it's not wise to piss us off; but what pisses a Scorpio woman off? You do make it sound as if we're irritable, snappy bitches who'll fly off the handle at the drop of a hat. I've found that Scorpio women, myself included, tend to blow off a lot of bullshit because it's not worth the fight. There is, however, a few things that a man can do that causes my jaw to clench, my vision to tunnel, body quiver, and blood boiling; so I'll be a doll and warn the guys here how not to do a Scorpio. BTW, you'll never know what's coming until it hits you, even with all that rage boiling over, our faces remain expressionless and lips sealed until the plan is ready and time is right.

    Don't ever insult our intelligence! If you're not intelligent enough to figure that out than obviously you're not fit to deal with a Scorpio woman.

    Don't tell your friends/family anything about her, or your relationship, that can be perceived as negative. Don't allow others to overhear you while you're on the phone with her.

    Never, under any circumstances, choose to be the bigger man and play Devil's advocate when your Scorpio is at it with another female. This is unforgivable. You wanna pick sides, make sure it's your girls, because embarrassing her in front of a rival female will get you stung with venom you'll live with for the rest of your worthless miserable lives.

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    And they all said it was in my head.
    Don't make me spank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naomi_Tx link=board=1;threadid=5534;start=msg59766#msg59766 date=1072821932
    Thanks Scorpio, for not posting the same old boring typical Scorpio stereotypes. These may be true; but can't you leave a girl with some mystery?

    You repeated several times that it's not wise to piss us off; but what pisses a Scorpio woman off? You do make it sound as if we're irritable, snappy bitches who'll fly off the handle at the drop of a hat. I've found that Scorpio women, myself included, tend to blow off a lot of bullshit because it's not worth the fight. There is, however, a few things that a man can do that causes my jaw to clench, my vision to tunnel, body quiver, and blood boiling; so I'll be a doll and warn the guys here how not to do a Scorpio. BTW, you'll never know what's coming until it hits you, even with all that rage boiling over, our faces remain expressionless and lips sealed until the plan is ready and time is right.

    Don't ever insult our intelligence! If you're not intelligent enough to figure that out than obviously you're not fit to deal with a Scorpio woman.

    Don't tell your friends/family anything about her, or your relationship, that can be perceived as negative. Don't allow others to overhear you while you're on the phone with her.

    Never, under any circumstances, choose to be the bigger man and play Devil's advocate when your Scorpio is at it with another female. This is unforgivable. You wanna pick sides, make sure it's your girls, because embarrassing her in front of a rival female will get you stung with venom you'll live with for the rest of your worthless miserable lives.
    So true. I am a Scorpio, and I dated a Scorp woman for 5 years, so I am intimately familiar with the female Scorp. How I survived, Ill never know, (well I do, Its because Im a Scorp!)

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    my ATF is a Scorpio and She really enjoys being Dominant and i enjoy Her for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorpio link=board=1;threadid=5534;start=msg59710#msg59710 date=1072796973
    Speaking of sex, this is where she really shines. If you want long sensual love making sessions, get yourself a Taurus. If you want fun and games in the bedroom, find a Sagittarius. If you like it short and violent, Scorpio’s your girl. Scorpio rules sex, and so the sexual organs are where she is most sensitive. Since grabbing a Scorpio woman’s crotch at the club is a good way to get yourself stabbed, you must first engage her lust a different way. Start by whispering in her ear about how hot she is, and how much you can’t stop thinking of her smooth as silk thighs under that short skirt of hers. Continue by carefully looking around slyly, and whispering in her ear about how you won’t be able to control yourself very much longer. Pull her to you forcefully while looking directly into her eyes, sliding your hands around that perfect ass of hers and say, “Maybe we should go somewhere more private…” If she cracks a wry smile, take control and dive right in. remember, she only respects power, so once you’ve made it this far, take the lead and dominate her. If you survive the night, you will never be the same again.....


    I never would have imagined that liking the short rough sex would be a characteristics of Scorpio women, I guess because of all that crap written about how sensual, seductive… we are. I thought I was just a freak; well maybe… but at least I know what I like.

    It’s difficult for a man to know how to initiate sex with a Scorpio woman, because he’s only seen her initial social personality i.e. aggressive, blunt, confident… so logic would suggest that she’s all about taking charge in the bedroom. Hell, I’m still waiting for Mr. Right to come along, tell me what to do, and shock the hell out of me with an elbow to the back of my head “take this dick bitch!” k:


    p.s. Tom, I don’t want to spoil your image of her; but the image I portray at the club, while not a malicious lie, is in no way what I like at home. I’m not saying that I wear leather and carry around a whip at work (couldn’t pull it off with straight face) I am far more controlling. But what the hell do I know, maybe she is dominant in bed as well… does she, by any chance, wear the conservative librarian look at the club?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naomi_Tx link=board=1;threadid=5534;start=msg59812#msg59812 date=1072843185
    Quote Originally Posted by scorpio link=board=1;threadid=5534;start=msg59710#msg59710 date=1072796973
    Speaking of sex, this is where she really shines. If you want long sensual love making sessions, get yourself a Taurus. If you want fun and games in the bedroom, find a Sagittarius. If you like it short and violent, Scorpio’s your girl. Scorpio rules sex, and so the sexual organs are where she is most sensitive. Since grabbing a Scorpio woman’s crotch at the club is a good way to get yourself stabbed, you must first engage her lust a different way. Start by whispering in her ear about how hot she is, and how much you can’t stop thinking of her smooth as silk thighs under that short skirt of hers. Continue by carefully looking around slyly, and whispering in her ear about how you won’t be able to control yourself very much longer. Pull her to you forcefully while looking directly into her eyes, sliding your hands around that perfect ass of hers and say, “Maybe we should go somewhere more private…” If she cracks a wry smile, take control and dive right in. remember, she only respects power, so once you’ve made it this far, take the lead and dominate her. If you survive the night, you will never be the same again.....


    I never would have imagined that liking the short rough sex would be a characteristics of Scorpio women, I guess because of all that crap written about how sensual, seductive… we are. I thought I was just a freak; well maybe… but at least I know what I like.

    It’s difficult for a man to know how to initiate sex with a Scorpio woman, because he’s only seen her initial social personality i.e. aggressive, blunt, confident… so logic would suggest that she’s all about taking charge in the bedroom. Hell, I’m still waiting for Mr. Right to come along, tell me what to do, and shock the hell out of me with an elbow to the back of my head “take this dick bitch!” k:


    p.s. Tom, I don’t want to spoil your image of her; but the image I portray at the club, while not a malicious lie, is in no way what I like at home. I’m not saying that I wear leather and carry around a whip at work (couldn’t pull it off with straight face) I am far more controlling. But what the hell do I know, maybe she is dominant in bed as well… does she, by any chance, wear the conservative librarian look at the club?
    Scorp women are seductive for sure, but are too dominating to be sensual, which requires a slower, softer approach to sex. Naomi, next time Im in Texas, I'll drag youout of the club by your hair and tell you to "lie down and be quite, bitch!" J.K. LOL!

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    So true. I love being a scorpio. One of the best known!!
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    I'm so glad my moon's in Cancer... sort of throws you off guard when I bake cookies for you

    ~V~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veronika link=board=1;threadid=5534;start=msg59856#msg59856 date=1072877783
    I'm so glad my moon's in Cancer... sort of throws you off guard when I bake cookies for you

    ~V~
    (who's been told she's an eagle or pheonix phase scorp for some reason)
    My moon is in Pisces, so I will cry with you when the cookies burn! LOL.
    An Eagle or Pheonix Scorpio is the higest level. Scorpio is the only sign to have 3 levels. The Scorpion-which is the un-evolved level that continually tests itself and is tested by ever increasing dramas in life. The serpent-Who embraces the darker side of Scorpio-vindictive, aggressive, manipulating-these people are professional criminals or killers. they have no emotions or guilt. The pheonix or eagle rises from these lower forms, cleansed by the fires of its self destruction and dramas, learned its lessons, and soars on the wings of an eagle in the positive aspects of scorpio-loyalty, protection of the weak, justice.

    this is why Scorpio is considered the most powerful of signs (along with Pisces-whos secret weapon is humility) Scorpio has "been there, done that" and survived, and what doesn't break our backs makes us stronger. Scorpios, even untested ones, have a huge reserve of determination and desire, whether they know this or not. A Scorp can weather emotional storms that would make a less strong sign break down.

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    I too am a Sag woman with a Scorp man. I tend to think we're more equipped to deal with these guys than the afformentioned signs (I mean pisces?! come on, my guy would eat her for lunch.. and not in the good way LOL). Funny about the navy SEALS thing, pretty near right on....
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    My boyfriend is a Scorpio as well. I'm a Virgo. We actually match pretty well as long as neither one of us gets mad (my mars is in Scorpio). But the description of Scorpio men fits him so well. He makes me crazy with that "no showing of emotions" crap! I can nag it out of him though
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    I'm scorpio with scorpio sun and moon signs, so heh.. yeah. Tho it does take a lot to piss me off. And I don't know about the short part LOL

    I have Virgo rising - what does that mean?

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    The more i read into this stuff, the more i'm inclined to believe it. That was spot on mate.

    question though, how much worse/better does the senario get when the scorp is born in the year of the snake?

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    This is very accurate.

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