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    So another celebrity went to a strip club. So he went to Scores. So what? Did he spend any money or just sit and drink and expect the girls to hang out for free?

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    God that's lame! What a sad, sorry article! Like celebrity men aren't supposed to be human too? Sad thing is, too many regular joes out there are way too interested in this sort of crap, and so it keeps on coming.
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    I guess you would have to be an Elijah Wood fan (or celebrity gossip columnist) to understand the significance. Since I am the former (Hello, Mrs. Robinson...) I'll fill you in.

    Nearly two years ago, on his 21st birthday, Wood's LOTR co-stars and friends wanted to take him to a strip club extravaganza for the occasion. Wood reportedly panicked and begged to be let off on double counts of being too nervous and what his mother would think. The birthday party was moved to a bar.

    Last year, Wood's birthday took place in Vancouver where he was wrapping filming on Try Seventeen. Billy Boyd (Pippin) again tried to lure him to a strip club for the celebration. Wood declined (again) and Billy Boyd teasingly reported that Wood said "I'm nervous around women, to be honest. I can't see myself whooping at a stage with boobs in my face. Maybe next year." His relationship with Franka Potente (The Bourne Identity) was on the rocks at the time, which might have had somewthing to do with it as well.

    Well, the third time's the charm, I suppose. Elijah Wood's birthday is two weeks from today.
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    Right, celebrities like me have a right to go to strip clubs LOL



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    I attended a TV event a few months back where Elijah Wood was also one of the guests. At the after party he had no trouble being around women. Of course, this might have been influenced by dozens of women throwing themselves at him, however he wasn't running in terror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarlosPR link=board=1;threadid=5801;start=msg62983#msg62983 date=1074110157
    Right, celebrities like me have a right to go to strip clubs LOL
    yea ...stripperwebs most famos ass man :

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    Don’t mean to hijack this thread completely, but speaking of celebrities at SC's, Natalie Portman was on one of those late night shows recently, and she shared a story about visiting a strip club in Transylvania called Dracula Erotica with her friends. She was up there filming Cold Mountain. Who knew they had SC's in Transylvania.

    I looked on SCL and I didn't see any clubs listed for Romania.. I'm curious if we have any dancers from Eastern Europe on this board who can verify if this club is legit... LOL.


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    NVJosh~
    I always assumed that the "nervous around women" bit was some sort of PR gag. It did make for a funny story. Of course, the simple answer is that his balls finally dropped in the year since his last birthday.

    Sexcellent. Wish I worked at Scores. Those LOTR lads are gorgeous. I've always maintained that I am too dignified to throw myself at a celebrity, but it would be very nice to put that theory to the test.
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    I have to say: So he was 'nervous' about going to a strip club at first. So what? I have seen my fair share of men who were nervous about it at first too and it doesn't make the headlines when they finally go. I guess my point is that I couldn't care less when this or that celebrity took his or her last dump and what it smelled like. I have more important things to think about than whether celebrities are actually human. I know they are.

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    When the LOTR trilogy first started being filmed here (i'm in Wellington NZ) apparantly Elijah came into our club on a quiet night and was mistaken for a woman and no one really recognised him.

    I can't be 100% sure the story is true as i wasn't working that night, but there were only a handful of girls working that night, and they're not really the sort to make up stories like that.

    Who knows... heh heh heh

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    I just hope he was very generous to the ladies he encountered on his outing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=1;threadid=5801;start=msg63002#msg63002 date=1074113944
    I guess my point is that I couldn't care less when this or that celebrity took his or her last dump and what it smelled like.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash link=board=1;threadid=5801;start=msg62989#msg62989 date=1074111399
    Quote Originally Posted by CarlosPR link=board=1;threadid=5801;start=msg62983#msg62983 date=1074110157
    Right, celebrities like me have a right to go to strip clubs LOL
    yea ...stripperwebs most famos ass man :

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    Why, thank you cash, that's what I meant :



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    People keep forgetting that the vast majority of these "celebrity sitings" are planted. Actors all the time "do things" so that they position their public image to try to get cast in certain roles. The press's desire to make it look like they discovered a secret belies the fact that someone associated with the actor told them it was going to happen, or they did it in a place where the press was known to hang out. Odds are the kid is trying to move up from kid-roles to adult roles and wanted to look "grown-up".

    Carlos for example is trying to position his image to sell swimwear for Jantzen. LOL

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    Good for him. I think it's great when celebrities go to strip clubs. It just goes to show that every one enjoys their share of strippers!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by montythegeek link=board=1;threadid=5801;start=msg63089#msg63089 date=1074129811
    Carlos for example is trying to position his image to sell swimwear for Jantzen. LOL
    <Jantzen Rep.> For the love of God, we&#039;ll pay you to take down that pic!

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    smooth -> it&#039;s in our database! http://www.stripperweb.com/clubs/index/club_id/429
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    I&#039;m so struggling to hold back all the terrible "wood" puns and LOTR jokes...
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    HEY was Margolis there? If so , so was I and I got to lick his pointed ears yummmmmmmmy. ok I&#039;m j/k duh anyway. I really hate Ohio. we never see famouse people.
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    The funny part about all this is that the press makes such a big deal about "stars" coming to sc&#039;s but in my experience, they are the worst customers!
    I hate to see some "big name" asshole in my club. We usually end up babysitting his ass or throwing him out anyway.
    That would be an interesting thread:
    What is your worst experience with a famous person.

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    "The funny part about all this is that the press makes such a big deal about "stars" coming to sc&#039;s but in my experience, they are the worst customers! I hate to see some "big name" asshole in my club. We usually end up babysitting his ass or throwing him out anyway."

    bigeasy73, that is so true!--but my favorite post is by Bridgette:

    "So what?...I couldn&#039;t care less when this or that celebrity took his or her last dump and what it smelled like. I have more important things to think about than whether celebrities are actually human. I know they are."

    I have always detested the whole celebrity ass-kissing routine, and it is so often at it&#039;s worst in SC&#039;s. I&#039;m sure the poor little Hobbit Frodo was just looking for a little human fun, but why should we give a damn?

    There are so many fascinating, sexy people right next to us, everywhere we go. Why do we need to get all worked up about who Hollywood wants us to get spastic about?

    Pamela Anderson Lee, for instance, is one of the most phenomenally boring people I have ever been bombarded with images of--no matter to me how many myriads of men drool over her.

    When Tom Cruise came to Daytona a few years back, the average IQ there, already abysmally low, dropped a further 30 points. One girl fainted when a guy who resembled him walked in her restaurant. Hey, he might be a great guy and a real stud, but I was sick of the bullshit before he even arrived in town.

    This whole LOTR whoopla is getting real old, real fast. I can&#039;t wait for the next big media event to present us with some new demi-gods to fawn over, so we can forget about the f**king elves and hobbits, already. I loved the books, and the movies were great too, but enough is enough.
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    I&#039;m sort of with Lilith on the whole "I think I wouldn&#039;t throw myself at a celebrity but it&#039;s never happened yet" thing. I work at Scores Chicago and once I think the singer of Disturbed was in there but I didn&#039;t approach him. I think I would feel weird if the celebs started coming in, like someone might take my picture or something.

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