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    Default Re:hey djs introducing girls

    The DJ at my club often jokes with the bachelor party by saying something like "well congrats on the upcoming marriage... and don't forget in about a year or so we also celebrate divorces!"

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    Default Re:hey djs introducing girls

    No matter what club I'm in, I usually get something like this:

    "Gentlemen, you don't need a stairway to get to this Heaven! Here she is, our very own slice of.....HEAVVVVVVVVVVVEN!"

    Always a Led Zep, "slice of", or "on earth" reference.

    I really hate the old hackneyed lines like "slip a tip on her hip" or "hate to see her go, but loooooooove watchin' her walk away!"
    ~Kisses,
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    Default Re:hey djs introducing girls

    really nice ideas anyone else pitch in too
    dj trip nip

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    Towards the end of the night,I like to inform the crowd that stripper ediqete<sp>dictates that during the last hour of operation,its customary for all patrons to tip at least 1 dollar for every inch of their dick.
    Then i point out a few guys that have only tipped a few dollars and call them on it over the mic.
    Be sure to add that you dont go by the half inch,
    "we dont have change for a dollar"so round up!

    Guys trip over each other trying to get to the stage to tip at least 7-9 dollars.I think its an ego thing shared by men born with the afliction of having a small willie,im not really sure.They say black guys tip more during this,but i think thats just a myth.
    You can generate alot of lines from this during your last hour with the drunks and zombies.

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    Default Re:hey djs introducing girls

    replace...
    "tipping isnt just a city in China"

    with....

    "tipping isnt just something rednecks do in a field full of sleeping cows"

    It gets a giggle every once in awhile.

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    for the younger girls (we have 2 still in high school at my club) I introduce one of them as the 2004 prom queen. and for adrienne we introduce her as our high school sweety. and then tell the crowd to get out the ones because monday is sloppy joe day and she needs lunch money

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexkkzx link=board=7;threadid=5895;start=msg115452#msg1154 52 date=1085861601
    and then tell the crowd to get out the ones because monday is sloppy joe day and she needs lunch money

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    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=7;threadid=5895;start=msg115442#msg1154 42 date=1085859015
    Towards the end of the night,I like to inform the crowd that stripper ediqete<sp>dictates that during the last hour of operation,its customary for all patrons to tip at least 1 dollar for every inch of their dick.
    Then i point out a few guys that have only tipped a few dollars and call them on it over the mic.
    Be sure to add that you dont go by the half inch,
    "we dont have change for a dollar"so round up!

    Guys trip over each other trying to get to the stage to tip at least 7-9 dollars.I think its an ego thing shared by men born with the afliction of having a small willie,im not really sure.They say black guys tip more during this,but i think thats just a myth.
    You can generate alot of lines from this during your last hour with the drunks and zombies.
    That&#039;s a good one, Big Green! No guy likes it when someone implies that he has a small cock, so I&#039;m sure it would get them tipping.







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    Quote Originally Posted by alexkkzx link=board=7;threadid=5895;start=msg115452#msg1154 52 date=1085861601
    for the younger girls (we have 2 still in high school at my club) I introduce one of them as the 2004 prom queen. and for adrienne we introduce her as our high school sweety. and then tell the crowd to get out the ones because monday is sloppy joe day and she needs lunch money
    LOL that&#039;s hilarious! That reminds me of that song by Adam Sandler, Lunch Lady Land. Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe...






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    Actually I think insulting customers is a bad idea. Most customers at my club get anywhere from mildly annoyed to downright aggravated when one of our DJs blasts some stupid insulting remarks at them over the mic. Imagine being a guy trying to enjoy the company of the beautiful girl he&#039;s paying, and having some loudmouth arrogant DJ yelling insults about the size if his pecker over the mic. I would liken that to a guy trying to have a lil quality time with his high school sweetheart and being barged in on by his older but dumber and totally obnoxious brother. Talk about buzzkill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=7;threadid=5895;start=msg115531#msg1155 31 date=1085874580
    Actually I think insulting customers is a bad idea. Most customers at my club get anywhere from mildly annoyed to downright aggravated when one of our DJs blasts some stupid insulting remarks at them over the mic. Imagine being a guy trying to enjoy the company of the beautiful girl he&#039;s paying, and having some loudmouth arrogant DJ yelling insults about the size if his pecker over the mic. I would liken that to a guy trying to have a lil quality time with his high school sweetheart and being barged in on by his older but dumber and totally obnoxious brother. Talk about buzzkill.
    Yup...I&#039;ve been in that situation and it totally killed the mood. I wanted to pummel the dj.

    Actually, it just made me tip less. I went up to the stage when a dancer called me up with a "come hither" finger to help her undo her bikini. I had some trouble with the knot and the dj gave me crap about being more experienced with guys&#039; boxers. So I avoided the stage a bit after that.

    -lestat1
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Exactly!! I&#039;ve learned that dj&#039;s are always cheesy!! I don&#039;t know why, but its true. Cheesy, but its funny.
    Good Luck!
    Im not saying we are cheesy,but we sure do taste good on a Ritz cracker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=7;threadid=5895;start=msg115531#msg1155 31 date=1085874580
    Actually I think insulting customers is a bad idea. Most customers at my club get anywhere from mildly annoyed to downright aggravated when one of our DJs blasts some stupid insulting remarks at them over the mic. Imagine being a guy trying to enjoy the company of the beautiful girl he&#039;s paying, and having some loudmouth arrogant DJ yelling insults about the size if his pecker over the mic. I would liken that to a guy trying to have a lil quality time with his high school sweetheart and being barged in on by his older but dumber and totally obnoxious brother. Talk about buzzkill.
    Oh I agree 100%.
    It just depends on the tact of the dj.An implied suggestion,if done correctly,can be a crowd pleaser and get a crowd laugh.Each crowd "laugh"can almost be translated into money for the entertainers,then in turn for them.
    I very rarely suggest singling out a customer for light hearted ribbing unless you know them,or the situation will allow you to get away with it.
    I guess its dj judgement call.

    Even if the building were on fire,i still wouldnt interrupt an entertainer who is making money from a customer,i wouldnt leave her behind,but im not stopping a lapdance till the fire dept orders us out of the building.
    Its pretty easy to tell if a customer is looking for a private evening or one with all the guys at the stage yelling and screaming.
    I would guess most dj targets are the crowd thats rowdy and at the stage,at least mine are.Sit at the stage and dont tip.....

    thats like begging me to fuck with ya!

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    One of my favorites was when we had this DJ who was a replacement:
    "And now, Xgirl making her way off stage, she enjoys playing violin, long walks on the beach, and gives really hot dances. Check her out, guys."

    Unfortunately, my DJ now has a routine, since he heard my family was from Lancaster, to talk about how I was Amish and living with no electricity until 4 months ago when I started working. This hardly jives well when I&#039;ve been talking to people and say that A. I&#039;ve lived here 2 years. B. I&#039;ve attended college for 1 year. C. people hear my southern accent. D. Someone actually knows something about the Amish and starts talking to me in German! Grrg.
    "I still have my name
    I still have my face
    I have not run away from home
    Doesn't seem so long
    If I now embrace
    Every single thing I've never known"

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    Its not easy to get a lapdance from an Amish girl,the long dress gets in the way.

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    Default Re:hey djs introducing girls

    anyone have any more new phrases or sayings that are funny or quick one liners
    dj trip nip

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    I love all these comments. You're really helping out. By the way, we have a Lexi at our club....GOD I want her so bad. You girls are such teases to us DJ's.

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