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    I work with great DJs and sometimes their little introductions and comments to the crowd stick with me.
    My favorite one says: "Instead of sitting in a dark room with a bunch of other guys, you shoud try taking one of these beautiful ladies in the back for a totally nude lap dance!"
    and when some of them do get dances, he'll say,
    "That's great, guys! I was beginning to wonder about you!"

    (haha - the gay stuff makes me laugh every time)


    Or they will use little pieces of our personalities to announce us (or after our sets). The same DJ quoted above says this about me:
    "Wow, guys, that was Lexi. She's a wild one, take her in the back for a totally amazing time." (or something similar)

    For a more "tame" and girl-next-door type of dancer, he'll say something like, "Absolutely beautiful...That was _____, guys. Make sure you hit her up for a lap dance. You don't want to miss out so make sure you grab her when she gets off the stage."

    When no one is getting dances, they'll play songs that either inspire them to leave or make them feel like losers. I can't think of any titles right now but I'm sure you can think of a few.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie
    I think it's ok for DJ's to drink at work as long as they don't get piss ass drunk. One time this DJ I worked with got really drunk, got on the mike, and told all the girls what he really thought of them. LOL
    EVERY djs dream....."comming up...oh..OH oh THIS bitch"..lol...Naw thats not fair, I love 99.5%C of my new crew.....but that other .5%....oh the fun
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    in the club where I work, we are lucky to have an internet connection in the booth. Sometimes, just to get a rise out of the other customers, I'll go to (insert you favorite search engine here) and look for cheesy, corny, & "to the point" pickup lines and use them on the girls... while they're on stage, in between girls, etc...
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    I work for one of the two biggest clubs in Cleveland, wow...that isn't saying much. Well, tact is one thing and bluntness is another, dosn't matter. The art form to this is saying the mean or dirty shit you want to say in a humorous, thought provoking manner. I want to have fun, the girl wants to have fun, and we will drag the person in the crowd into our good time. This job wouldn't need an mc or dj if every guy that came through the door was ready to drop all of his cash and hoot n hollar at all the girls. Our job is to find the ones who are on the cusp of a good time and give them a reason to just jump in and have one.

    "I know you guys can see this beautiful girl up on stage....I didn't notice anyone getting led in here by german sheppards or seeing eye midgets. Let's make some noize for her (get to the stage)."

    "...did I accidentley call for 'last call'...you guys seem ready to go home. Let's relive those college days and do too much of everything and worry about it tomorrow. The weekend starts tonight."

    "..make sure you invite ........ over to your table. I know she's alot of fun, the housemom told me she keeps an extra set of knee pads in her purse."
    if it's really dead. I'll talk to the girl on stage and end it with..."oh, sorry guys. I didn't notice you out there. I didn't want _________ to feel alone up here."

    like most of you, I just make it up as I go along.
    out.

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    probably not relevant to a strip club but a dj friend of mine who is now a resident dj at a strip club used to say "buy one get one for me" whenever the club had drinks offers, u know instead of sayin buy one get one free? hes kinda quirky like that
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