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    Another agomizing slow monday night. There was hardly anbody in the club at all. I'm on my last set of the night and have two guys at the stage tipping. This one guy who had been there for a while comes and sits at the stage. This guy had been haning out with his buddy who was working this one girl. All he'd been doing is staring and dancing in the corner by himself. A real winner.

    So he sits at the stage and motions for me to come over, I'm thinking "OK, maybe he's going to tip". He leans over and says to me....."Those red shoes really aren't working for you. You should have some beige junks." What the F$%&*K! This coming from a guy who when he walked in I was wondering iF Prince was here, because he and his friend looked like part of The Revolution!

    Wrong thing to say, wrong gal to say it to.

    Needles to say I gave him a peice of my mind. Told him that I love my shoes, (standard stripper platforms) and that if he wanted to play fashion critic I could start on him. I walked of stage into the changing booth then I came back out and yelled that he could have at least tipped me!

    I'm laughing now. it's just so amazing some of the idiotic things that guys say!


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    "I'm laughing now. it's just so amazing some of the idiotic things that guys say!"


    No shit, girl! I love it when a guy, who probably has trouble matching his socks, gives you fashion advice!!! :o

    I don't blame you for telling him off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va link=board=1;threadid=5960;start=msg64859#msg64859 date=1074623203
    This coming from a guy who when he walked in I was wondering iF Prince was here, because he and his friend looked like part of The Revolution!
    Wow, you're getting fashion tips from someone who is still stuck in the 80's
    Houston we have a problem .. lol
    You're right he could've at least given a damn tip
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    Personally I've never heard any thing at the club yet, but at school my legs were crossed and my socks were showing where my jeans had come up, some idiot guy told me " girls should never wear white socks, there just not sexy. Even plain black ones are better." They are socks. Who cares.
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    Personally I think sarcasm works better in this type of situation because the other person is never quite sure what to think. For example you could have said "Hey thanks for the advice, I'll try it. By the way, I really like that (xyz) that you're wearing." You get the last laugh and he might even tip if he thinks you're serious, which makes it even funnier.
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    Sarcasm works great although you have to remember that sarcasm is always perceived as an attack. That being said, subtle sarcasm is a much more effective way to combad moronic statements like that. My suggestion is to say, "You are absolutely right...these shoes suck, but BECAUSE NOBODY IS TIPPING WELL in here tonight, I just can't do better." Just look the guy right in the eye when you say that so he knows that you aimed it at him.

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    Don't get me started.....

    Ok....you've got me started.

    Know why men hire hookers? Cuz they're too lazy to jerk themselves off.

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    Well, maybe the idiot was a bit confused about what kind of "tip" he was supposed to be giving!
    There really are people in this world who are that stupid.

    Good for you for giving him a piece of your mind.
    Maybe next time before he opens his mouth, he'll use his mind.
    And I have to agree that the sarcastic approach is great, when delivered sweetly..makes it even funnier when they're too stupid to realize their being dissed.

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    btw, red platforms sound pretty damn sexy to me.

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    In order to use sarcasm properly you have to be good enough at it that the other person thinks you're serious. Then it becomes a win-win situation: he thinks you're hot for him and may tip you well (for him that's $2), his friends know better and will never let him live it down, and you get to laugh about it for days instead of getting upset. This situation is perfect for sarcasm.
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    What straight guy would go into a strip bar and look at a dancer's shoes? You're right LOSER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cardinal link=board=1;threadid=5960;start=msg65095#msg65095 date=1074701334
    What straight guy would go into a strip bar and look at a dancer's shoes? You're right LOSER!
    Actually, I have this guy that comes into the club that has a total foot fetish!

    Although I thought that Susan's "incident" was funny...I think that she lost an opportunity to make some good money. That guy might have looked like he was a total loser, but you don't know how much dough he had on him. Maybe him telling you that the shoes you had on weren't "doing" it for him...and he just told you what would. At that point, you could have laughed and said, "Well, those shoes cost XX amount of dollars. Tip me that much, and I guarantee that the next time you come in, I'll be wearing them!!"

    The only reason I question his motives (I highly doubt he was trying to insult you) was because he called you over...in my experience, the guys that don't like what you are wearing don't waste their time.

    Don't take those things personally...just try to think of how you can turn the situation into a money maker...and the customer into a regular!

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    Every one at work was laughing about this last night and every time I went On stage the DJ would annouce me and my shoes! I deciced that i was going to wear tham all night long no matter what! This was hard bacuse I don't have alot of read outfits!
    Well, who should come in at the end of the night but the same guy! The waitstaff and other girls kept yelling at me that my shoes rocked! The guy gave me a wierd look and i thought nothing of it. He did tip this time, not alot but something.

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    *snortgiggle*

    Fecking hysterical.


    "The only reason I question his motives (I highly doubt he was trying to insult you) was because he called you over..."

    Actually, Venus, some guys are just that pathetic. I've had guys walk to the stage, tell me that the WOULD have tipped if it wasn't a slow song, and then walk back to their table without tipping. I've had guys walk to the stage just to tell me that I would never make money until I took my top off. Three weeks ago, one fellow approached every dancer on stage, merely to announce loudly that she had pimples on her ass (No, they didn't. He was trying to be a dick).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilith link=board=1;threadid=5960;start=msg65105#msg65105 date=1074704421

    Actually, Venus, some guys are just that pathetic. I've had guys walk to the stage, tell me that the WOULD have tipped if it wasn't a slow song, and then walk back to their table without tipping.
    thats when you just feel like going :twak:

    What I have never figured out is just how insulting other people like that (for no reason at all too ) makes these guys feel better about themselves ?? Whatever......


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    I'm gonna have to go ahead and completely disagree with you. Infact, Susan-Va i'd go so far as to say, you're probably a bigger "idiot" than the guy....

    He said something that you thought was disparaging, in regards to your SHOES, not even your body. He was giving you straight out criticism, but apparantly since he didn't phrase it as a complement, you couldn't take it. effectively he said, "i think you're cute/hot. but i think you'd look even cuter/hotter in some beige junks."

    "beige junks". what the hell is a junk? Venus nailed it dead on. If a guy talks about your shoes/feet he probably has a foot fetish. If he knows what kinds of shoes there are for women he either 1.) sells/produces women's shoes 2.) has a foot fetish. I'm guessing he wasn't trying to increase his sales, but was probably trying to increase the amount he was going to spend on you......especially when you considder the fact that he came back soon after.

    The actions lilith mentioned are actions of guys who are idiots. As far as i'm concerned Venus is the only one with a clue here. I know SW is for all dancers to cuddle together, but come on, when someone makes a dumb statement like that, you deserve to hear it...wether its in the form of constructive criticism like Venus' post, or in the form of a smack in the face, like my post.

    I know it may be hard to think about it, but you're selling a product. The product is your body(wether strictly visual or physical) and company. If the consumer mentions something he'd prefer you shouldn't bitchslap him. Either accomadate him, or tell him you can't. By making a scene as such, you're proving to all that you are by far, the bigger idiot. Congrats.

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    "Actually, Venus, some guys are just that pathetic. I've had guys walk to the stage, tell me that the WOULD have tipped if it wasn't a slow song, and then walk back to their table without tipping. I've had guys walk to the stage just to tell me that I would never make money until I took my top off. Three weeks ago, one fellow approached every dancer on stage, merely to announce loudly that she had pimples on her ass (No, they didn't. He was trying to be a dick)."

    Omg, that is soooo beyond rude! Obviously, someone like that has a real problem with himself. He probably goes to restaurants and stores just to be an ass to the people who work there and see if he can upset them. Probably makes him feel powerful. I've known people like that, very sad & pathetic.

    Now if someone told me I had pimples on my ass, I probably would have said something like...oh my gawddd, one of them just jumped off my ass and started speaking..ewwwww! :o
    Then again, my mouth always gets me into trouble.

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    Men are definitely idiots...

    One customer had the nerve to tell me that my hair would look better if I used pomade and analyzed the color of my outfit---which was black--- and told me that black must mean I wasn't confident and was hiding something.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayln link=board=1;threadid=5960;start=msg65183#msg65183 date=1074725424
    Men are definitely idiots...

    One customer had the nerve to tell me that my hair would look better if I used pomade and analyzed the color of my outfit---which was black--- and told me that black must mean I wasn't confident and was hiding something.


    It sounds like he was trying to come across as a "new-agey insightful sensitive" type hoping it would help him score, but ended up being an insensitive idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son link=board=1;threadid=5960;start=msg65122#msg65122 date=1074708502
    I'm gonna have to go ahead and completely disagree with you. Infact, Susan-Va i'd go so far as to say, you're probably a bigger "idiot" than the guy....
    A customer who comes up to the rail and doesn't tip sucks. The rail is for tipping customers. Hell I get pissed when they come up and give me a compliment and don't tip. If I'm so great come up with some cash. Compliments don't pay my bills and I'm not stripping to get my ego stroked.

    If he wanted to give her a shoe request or tell her that she could improve in his eyes he could of waited until she was off stage. He was just being a dick. If he isnt tipping his opinion does not matter anyway because he is NOT paying for the product he is so clearly consuming and finding unsatisfactory.

    Personal experience: guys who dance alone in the corner are fruit loops. And guys who come up to the stage WITHOUT cash in front of them are flatly ignored. They are the idiots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cardinal link=board=1;threadid=5960;start=msg65095#msg65095 date=1074701334
    What straight guy would go into a strip bar and look at a dancer's shoes? You're right LOSER!
    who said he was stright?

    and why is it some men are idiots? shouldnt that be all, or a least most? (this coming from someone happily married)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son link=board=1;threadid=5960;start=msg65122#msg65122 date=1074708502
    I'm gonna have to go ahead and completely disagree with you. Infact, Susan-Va i'd go so far as to say, you're probably a bigger "idiot" than the guy....
    Not so much... the red shoes matched the outfit...

    He said something that you thought was disparaging, in regards to your SHOES, not even your body. He was giving you straight out criticism, but apparantly since he didn't phrase it as a complement, you couldn't take it. effectively he said, "i think you're cute/hot. but i think you'd look even cuter/hotter in some beige junks."tr.v. com·pli·ment·ed, com·pli·ment·ing, com·pli·ments
    To pay a compliment to.
    To show fondness, regard, or respect for by giving a gift or performing a favor.

    crit·i·cism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (krt-szm)
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    The act of criticizing, especially adversely.
    A critical comment or judgment.

    Two different things.


    I'm guessing he wasn't trying to increase his sales, but was probably trying to increase the amount he was going to spend on you.When he was first seated at the stage another dancer had to remind him and his friend to tip. If he doesn't want to tip me fine, just leave the stage area.

    I know SW is for all dancers to cuddle together, but come on, when someone makes a dumb statement like that, you deserve to hear it...wether its in the form of constructive criticism like Venus' post, or in the form of a smack in the face, like my post.Why does anyone deserve to hear a dumb statement?


    I know it may be hard to think about it, but you're selling a product. The product is your body(wether strictly visual or physical) and company. If the consumer mentions something he'd prefer you shouldn't bitchslap him. Either accomadate him, or tell him you can't. By making a scene as such, you're proving to all that you are by far, the bigger idiot. Congrats.
    Yes, I am selling a product but he wasn't buying. Buying this product is differnt than buying lets say a car, You can tell the dealer that you don't like the color and it doesn't hurt the cars feelings, telling a woman you don't like her hair color, breast size or outfit just might hurt her, my feelings weren't hurt. I know that by putting myself out there in the manner I do I am open to comments. I've had men before say things about my body, that it didn't appeal to them. I can take commpliments and criticism,i was just amazed that he had nothing better to say. And it wasn't just me, another girls purple outfit didn't work for him either.



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    I really don't want to be a hater but customers can do the lamest things.

    From crap like that comment to peeing while seated at the bar stool to spitting a loogie right on the dancers crotch (it happens) They jerk off under the counter, in the bathroom and in the parking lot. They steal dances, pull money off the stage and lie relentlessy.

    Then, after that's all over, they drive home drunk and post stupid comments on Stripperweb.
    You get what you put up with

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    I had a customer who would talk shit about everybody. he would give me a loooooooooooot of money and i would just sit there. I wouldnt say nothing just smile. I felt like a snake but i never participated in his meany comments.
    Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanilla_dog link=board=1;threadid=5960;start=msg65331#msg65331 date=1074756446
    I really don't want to be a hater but customers can do the lamest things.

    From crap like that comment to peeing while seated at the bar stool to spitting a loogie right on the dancers crotch (it happens) They jerk off under the counter, in the bathroom and in the parking lot. They steal dances, pull money off the stage and lie relentlessy.

    Then, after that's all over, they drive home drunk and post stupid comments on Stripperweb.
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    From crap like that comment to peeing while seated at the bar stool to spitting a loogie right on the dancers crotch (it happens) They jerk off under the counter, in the bathroom and in the parking lot. They steal dances, pull money off the stage and lie relentlessy.

    I wish you were kidding but you're probably not.

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