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    I've been to SC's with a buddy a few times and he ruins everything. He is way to good looking and takes all the dancers whether he wants to are not. The last time we went as we entered through the door the woman on stage actually stopped and stared at him as we went to our table, no shit, and she didn't know him. As soon as we sit down he is surrounded by dancers asking to sit with him and they stay on him all night even though he has never payed for a LD while with me just gotten a few free ones. It's enough to really piss off a regular guy and we have even been harassed by other customers before because he never tips the stage, never pays for any dances or buys any women drinks but he still gets all the girls. I know this isn't really a question, more like venting, I just get pissed since I couldn't get this kind of attention with a thousand dollar bill stapled to my forehead with him around. Thanks for listening.

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    I love when guys like that come in...they distract the girls so I can make money off the guy that looks like E.T.

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    Antihippie!

    How'd you find me? I realize that my adonislike good looks are a burden upon all (me especially), but you don't have to get mad at me!

    So i have Dancers crawling all over me, you don't have to post that on stripperweb!

    They look at my perfect face, chiseled abs and rocklike arms and are enthralled as all women must be!

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    Antihippy, thanks for being a good sport.

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    >>"I couldn&#039;t get this kind of attention with a thousand dollar bill stapled to my forehead"<<

    Ya might want to try simply folding it so it hangs out of your front pocket.

    They obviously couldn&#039;t see the denomination through the blood from the staple.
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    I don&#039;t care if Brad Pitt walks in the club. I&#039;m not hanging out with him unless he&#039;s buying dances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antihippie link=board=8;threadid=6075;start=msg66534#msg66534 date=1075017452
    I&#039;ve been to SC&#039;s with a buddy a few times and he ruins everything. He is way to good looking and takes all the dancers whether he wants to are not. The last time we went as we entered through the door the woman on stage actually stopped and stared at him as we went to our table, no shit, and she didn&#039;t know him. As soon as we sit down he is surrounded by dancers asking to sit with him and they stay on him all night even though he has never payed for a LD while with me just gotten a few free ones. It&#039;s enough to really piss off a regular guy and we have even been harassed by other customers before because he never tips the stage, never pays for any dances or buys any women drinks but he still gets all the girls. I know this isn&#039;t really a question, more like venting, I just get pissed since I couldn&#039;t get this kind of attention with a thousand dollar bill stapled to my forehead with him around. Thanks for listening.
    Assuming this is true, dare I state the obvious and suggest you do not go with him? Dare I???

    And also on the assumption that this is true, if he does nothing to give back to the dancers, then his act would really wear thin after a very short while, no matter what he looks like. Dancers are at their jobs, which is theoretically to make them money. A customer that doesnt contribute to that is a detriment, no matter how good looking he is.

    If he gets fawned all over by the dancers and he doesnt contribute anything to them, then the dancers are all collectively stupid.

    However, I feel that this is a load of offal and visceria. Call me a skeptic, but its too illogical for me to believe.

    PJ

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    I have seen this kind of thing before, so whether this guy is BSing or not, it does happen.

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    Emily,

    We all have our crosses to bear. Mine is to be utterly perfect, as antihippy can attest.







    P.S.~ No, i don&#039;t really buy the post either.

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    Eh. I&#039;ve seen behaviour like this, only it would be in the Antihippies suggestion&#039;s favor. Guys come in with the proverbial thousand-dollar bill stapled to their forehead (flashing a large wad of cash, in translation) and then girls flock to him as if he were the Pied Piper. Then they set up camp. Meanwhile, four hours later, they hit the dressing room with complaints that he didn&#039;t "take care of them".

    Frankly, I think they encourage such behaviour. They sit with him for way too long and free of charge. They don&#039;t demand that he spend money, so he doesn&#039;t. Why offer to pay for what you are receiving already for FREE?

    They never learn their lesson either. It&#039;s always the same girls, doing the same thing whenever a big muckity-muck shows up, and then complaining that they made no money. Duh.
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    Oh yeah, Lilith, there&#039;s that too.

    If you put a big wad of money out there (and are spending it...nobody is fooled by the guy that peels off a bunch of 100s just to get to a single to tip a girl)...you will attract the dancers in the same way.

    I really don&#039;t get the guy that gets massive attention just because he&#039;s cute. There are just girls there that would rather party than hustle!

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    I can deal with the partiers, Emily. A co-worker and I were just saying last night that we would rather see the club hire ten pretty girls than ten great hustlers.
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    Sorry guys but I&#039;m not BSing, what would be the point? I just came here to bitch. Also some of you are probably right that if I spent more money I would get more attention. I only go to TB&#039;s with groups of friends, and while I do tip pretty liberaly I don&#039;t do lap dances or any of the other stuff. So like I said it is probably my fault to, I was just letting my insecure jealous side show.

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    I gaurantee if you start buying lap dances the girls will start paying attention to you.

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    Post a pic. I want to rate him. I&#039;m curious to see what the fuss is all about!
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    It might just be true...

    Long before I became a DJ, I took a friend of mine to a strip club he had never been to before. He did not seem particularly handsome to me, though I am no judge, but he did have really long hair, almost down to his waist.

    When we came in, there was a dancer onstage whom I knew, and was quite friendly with. I suggested that he come to the stage and tip her, as I was about to do.

    I have gotten my fair share of attention, and she had always been demonstrative indeed upon greeting me--but when this dancer saw my friend, I might have as well been a computer geek with taped up glasses and a pocket protector. She completely ignored me, and asked him, in a frenzy "Are you in a BAND?!"

    He never bought a dance, or tipped her again. She wound up asking him back to her hotel with another dancer that night. I was amused rather than offended, the dancer was not anyone I was wild about anyway, and I had been around enough to figure out the club scene.

    This happened in Daytona Beach, a town not noted for intelligence or discriminating people (SheDevil will back me up on this). But there are guys who have this effect on SOME dancers, though generally not the type who post on Stripperweb. I have seen it fairly frequently since I have been DJing, and it is always the women who don&#039;t make money who do it the most.
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    Crap.I knew I shouldn&#039;t have cut all my hair off
    Tell a man that there are countless billions of stars in the universe and he'll believe you.Tell him that some paint is wet and he'll touch it to make sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily link=board=8;threadid=6075;start=msg66547#msg66547 date=1075019338
    I love when guys like that come in...they distract the girls so I can make money off the guy that looks like E.T.


    I think our mindset is the same LOL! i dont care if a customer looks good.. all i are about is whats in his wallet... and i aswell love it when guys like that come in... because it mkes the othercustomers seem to want dances more

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    Well, I finally got a picture of this Mr. Perfect. I do have to admit, he looks a little bit young for his age.

    I guess women go for that whole "Bay Boy" image he gives off, not to mention the "pretty boy" younger face.
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    ROTFLMAO!!!! polecat!

    Seraya.


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    How did you get the &#039;younger&#039; me picture?
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    Remember HC, "NO" only means "NO" when she says it..... LMAO

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    lol that pic is soo gross. I actually don&#039;t like talking to the good looking guys that much. They think just because their hot they think that I&#039;m gonna just jump on their cock and go home with them. They never buy shit and waste my time!! Sorry- but this situation is happening more often now for me.
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    I hate talking to a guy who can&#039;t stop talking about himself (I guess that would mean listening to a guy) and refuses to spend money. When I get up to leave, I get the "Aren&#039;t you attracted to me?" And I simply respond, I&#039;m here to make money...you&#039;re not spending any, so I&#039;m moving on. If you want to buy a dance or spend some money, just let me know. Enjoy your night!"

    The hottest guys get offended if you don&#039;t hang all over them...so I&#039;ll let the others do it while I work the rest of the room. I could make $300 with several other people while these other girls make $0. You snooze, you lose...that&#039;s all there is to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariah link=board=8;threadid=6075;start=msg66601#msg66601 date=1075038185
    I don&#039;t care if Brad Pitt walks in the club. I&#039;m not hanging out with him unless he&#039;s buying dances.
    yesssssss.....that&#039;s what i&#039;m sayin1!!!!!!!!!!

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