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    Default The funniest website on earth...

    Read the testimonials, please. I was in PAIN i laughed so hard. Man, i'm glad i'm not that much of a loser that i'm trying to hide 'Vikki' from the wife and kids.

    Ladies, these are men you laugh at.
    Men, these are men you're glad you arent.

    Me, i just like laughing at sicko's when it's an okay thing to laugh at.

    5,000$ American for a fuckable barbie doll? Don't call girls at least have heartbeats?

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    You have to admit, some of those dolls are actually pretty hot!!! Check out Jenny http://www.realdoll.com/image/jenny/j006.jpg


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    Default Re:The funniest website on earth...

    yeah, but it's Lingere Barbie!

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    and did you check out the option for inflatable breasts ? The same doll can have her breasts grow from a D cup to the second half of the alphabet !

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    LOL melonie! You are too funny!

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    There used to be a website run by a bloke who had one of those dolls.It had little interactive stories,where you had to make choices in order to "chat up" the doll.If you made the right one,she lost more and more clothing until you finally saw the bloke having his way with the inanimate temptress.I think he'd got the posable model.
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    Did you anyone check out the real doll hardcore pics! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Saw this on HBO's real sex and they had a cuople going at it with a doll. A little weird for me.

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    Holy crap! The female dolls are almost $6000, and the male doll is almost $7000! Plus shipping and handling is $450.

    A guy could go to a hooker and get laid several times for the price of one of these dolls. Plus could you imagine one of your family members or friends coming over and seeing the doll? That would be kinda hard to explain to them.






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    OMG....poor men the things they do ??? :idiot:
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    I think it's a great alternative to cheating for married men.

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    Any other sick bastards thinking what I'm thinking... car pool lane? LOL

    Damn, almost be worth $5K to shave an hour off the daily commute. I'll send them an email to make a non-anatomically correct version that turns it head and complains every two minutes.

    Of course, for the low-buck there's:
    http://www.realhamster.com

    Thumper is looking pretty hot.
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    lmaoooo
    read some realhampster testimonials, I almost peed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=6078;start=msg66702#msg66702 date=1075054976
    Any other sick bastards thinking what I'm thinking... car pool lane? LOL

    Damn, almost be worth $5K to shave an hour off the daily commute. I'll send them an email to make a non-anatomically correct version that turns it head and complains every two minutes.
    OMG !! :o I am not a sick bastard but, I was just thinking exactly the same thing ! lol
    This shit is crazy and just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder you go and put up the hamster link !! :twak: Ha-Ha-Ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va link=board=1;threadid=6078;start=msg66658#msg66658 date=1075049624
    Did you anyone check out the real doll hardcore pics! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Saw this on HBO's real sex and they had a cuople going at it with a doll. A little weird for me.
    I did see that on HBO!!! The damn thing came in a big crate, sitting up, and all dressed up!!! It was creepy as hell.

    Like the car, I'm exotic, erotic, and expensive....

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    WOW some of those dolls are hot.. and that guy doll.. yeesh... kindof keepy lookin tho :o

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    wow it just goes to show how desperate some people really are even if it was hilarious it is pretty pathetic.

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    they look so real its creepy, some of them are quite good looking though. Not the kind of thing you would want lying around your house, especially if there are kids around!

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    So many questions....if I enjoy spanking my realdoll, am I into sadism or vandalism? What should we do if I think my realdoll is late? If I purchase a second realdoll, am I a polygamist, or just cheating on the first doll? What do I do if I suspect my realdoll is cheating on me?

    And can I have Jenny's number?
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Gosh, I hope I'm not replaced! LOL The male doll might be a good idea for a single gal to place on the sofa to look like someone lives with her.

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    I'd probably borrow one to use for malicious purposes...

    Find someone I don't like and put it in the back of their car (or in the trunk) and cover it in fake blood.... hmmmm. us:

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 link=board=1;threadid=6078;start=msg66794#msg66794 date=1075068473
    So many questions....if I enjoy spanking my realdoll, am I into sadism or vandalism? What should we do if I think my realdoll is late? If I purchase a second realdoll, am I a polygamist, or just cheating on the first doll? What do I do if I suspect my realdoll is cheating on me?

    And can I have Jenny's number?
    Like the car, I'm exotic, erotic, and expensive....

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    This one's my favorite LOL

    http://www.realdoll.com/image/charlie/md10.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yelle link=board=1;threadid=6078;start=msg68374#msg68374 date=1075406169
    This one's my favorite LOL

    http://www.realdoll.com/image/charlie/md10.jpg
    He looks like he was interrupted in the middle of a "private moment" with "himself."
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Jenny shes cool. Never bitches. Never says no you cant pee on me. She dont care when you want to go out with just friends and leave her at home. She don't even mind your strip club habbit. I know jennys # its 867-5309
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy link=board=1;threadid=6078;start=msg68535#msg68535 date=1075433473
    Jenny shes cool. Never bitches. Never says no you cant pee on me. She dont care when you want to go out with just friends and leave her at home. She don't even mind your strip club habbit. I know jennys # its 867-5309

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