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    I have some great news for all of you.

    I, Madcap, am now an ordained Minister. Don't ask what religion, because i haven't got a clue.




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    hehe ower:

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    OMG...You're too much !
    My new love...is me !

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    "We offer the acclaimed Ministry In A Box..."

    Okay, now why didn't *I* think of this novel idea! Ministry in a Box! This is almost as hip and groovy as Pizza in a Cup.
    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

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    My aunt obtained a similar divinity credential (in her spare time between drinking binges). The IRS was not impressed !

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    Hey, this is cool! Now I can go strip clubbin' and be on good terms with God



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    My husband di this and goes by Rev. Bob. I'm trying to work all the spring wedding shows, we can offer a deal on the ceramony and bachelor party!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va link=board=1;threadid=6116;start=msg67288#msg67288 date=1075167929
    My husband di this and goes by Rev. Bob. I'm trying to work all the spring wedding shows, we can offer a deal on the ceramony and bachelor party!
    Bless you, my child.




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    Rev. Madcap:

    Does this mean you can grant me absolution for all my sins?
    Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. ~Christopher Morley, Kitty Foyle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destiny link=board=1;threadid=6116;start=msg67359#msg67359 date=1075178036
    Rev. Madcap:

    Does this mean you can grant me absolution for all my sins?
    Sure. Tell me every juicy lurid detail. us:

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    I've always wanted to know where people do this! A few acquaintances were married by a friend who got a mailaway "certificate" or whatever, and I would also like to do that as well (if and when I ever get married). How did you do it?

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    Click this link, my Child.






    We Ministers must stick together.

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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
    Bands will make me dance..........

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    hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
    Bands will make me dance..........

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