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    Default Swallow

    Your thoughts ladies...

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    Oh christ. lol.

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    did they run out of free porn sites or something?

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    Default Re:Swallow

    They will never run out of free porn sites. Free porn sites, like Cockroaches and Kieth Richards, will survive the nuclear holocaust.

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    I would hazard a guess that most dancers prefer more exotic birds then swallows. Some may opt for the ever amusing myna bird, while some will be suckers for pretty yet graceful ptarmigan. I have known a dancer or two to have a distinct proclivity towards ospreys and other raptor-type feathered friends. There was even one dancer I knew who just went gaga over a quail. Who knew? I think its a little limited to only have a survey on swallows. Yes, they are swift and are a great way to keep the flying insect population down, but do you really think they are the only birds that a dancer would like? That’s a bit naive of you to think that.


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    Default Re:Swallow

    ROFL!!!

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    lol smooth, you and your sex questions...

    PJ you're funny as hell.

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    PJ, see this is what I was talking about, what would we DO without you?!? Muah!

    Shayden
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    Default Re:Swallow

    Smooth, they don't like answering those types of polls from men (don't ask). If you're truly curious about conducting your own poll on what % of women do that: post on SCJ (http://www.stripclubjunkie.com) and rephrase the question. The guys over there probably will be more helpful in answering. Just ask for an "x out of y women I've been with have swallowed" type response. Then you can calculate the average.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    This thread is getting more responses from men than women!

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    smooth................you're not too smooth.
    Bands will make me dance..........

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    Sapphire Swallows (I should make that my new pseudo porn name!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily link=board=1;threadid=6123;start=msg67243#msg67243 date=1075162082
    This thread is getting more responses from men than women!
    And this is unexpected?

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    Ok here it is..I'm telling our secrets girls..sorry..

    We suck, slurp, lick and swallow..YOU and all your friends and the taxi driver who drove us there... at the same time and then we fuck everyone and then we love deep rough anal and then we will suck you and your friends again..then we all fist fuck each other in a circle..then lick each other clean..When we are all done..we all shower together..then get all prissied up ..just to find more men to do to it all too again..we are such horney bitches......I can't believe you would even need a poll..EVERYONE knows this..duh..

    I hope you can appreciate my point here.



    "Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes." ....Tori Amos

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 link=board=1;threadid=6123;start=msg67240#msg67240 date=1075161617
    Smooth, they don't like answering those types of polls from men (don't ask). If you're truly curious about conducting your own poll on what % of women do that: post on SCJ (http://www.stripclubjunkie.com) and rephrase the question. The guys over there probably will be more helpful in answering. Just ask for an "x out of y women I've been with have swallowed" type response. Then you can calculate the average.
    I second this motion



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    Holiday-
    Leave it to a woman to leave out the real details. The farm animals and midgets were nary mentioned.

    Carlos-
    Yah, definately what is in order is an all-male poll. Just be sure to give the URL to that guy from the lockeroom that's always boasting about how he screwed Mariah Carey, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie in his ocean front Santa Barbara condo.. (you know, the one he only visits twice a year when he's not living out of his trailer in Alviso.)

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    besides, you forgot the "let him cum in my mouth but I spit it out" option


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    this is the second topic that I have seen by this "smooth" character that is nothing more than an attempt to get free sex entertainment from you ladies I hope several have reported him as a troll, as it seems that title fits him well.

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    :o

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    Is that a European swallow or an African swallow?



    (I'm sorry - I can't resist this, after seeing PJ's response...)

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    Again God bless the willing ones .
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HolidayOnStage link=board=1;threadid=6123;start=msg67253#msg67253 date=1075163200
    Ok here it is..I'm telling our secrets girls..sorry..

    We suck, slurp, lick and swallow..YOU and all your friends and the taxi driver who drove us there... at the same time and then we fuck everyone and then we love deep rough anal and then we will suck you and your friends again..then we all fist fuck each other in a circle..then lick each other clean..When we are all done..we all shower together..then get all prissied up ..just to find more men to do to it all too again..we are such horney bitches......I can't believe you would even need a poll..EVERYONE knows this..duh..

    I hope you can appreciate my point here.



    I forgive you for telling our secrets!!!!
    Like the car, I'm exotic, erotic, and expensive....

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    Prester_John: will you marry me?????

    I can't vote but my answer is: Once to show that I care.......done it 2x in entire life, its nasty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John link=board=1;threadid=6123;start=msg67224#msg67224 date=1075159975
    I would hazard a guess that most dancers prefer more exotic birds then swallows. Some may opt for the ever amusing myna bird, while some will be suckers for pretty yet graceful ptarmigan. I have known a dancer or two to have a distinct proclivity towards ospreys and other raptor-type feathered friends. There was even one dancer I knew who just went gaga over a quail. Who knew? I think its a little limited to only have a survey on swallows. Yes, they are swift and are a great way to keep the flying insect population down, but do you really think they are the only birds that a dancer would like? That’s a bit naive of you to think that.

    LOL PJ (AKA: SW Stud)... You're too much.


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    Pamela
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    Wow, next it will be do you ladies like licking pussy? Sorry guy too personal, even for me.

    PS i am into Macaws! Bigger, louder, meatier!

    Pamela

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