Oh I got one...and I dont even dance in a club
DO NOT BRING YOUR MAN TO THE CLUB!!





Oh I got one...and I dont even dance in a club
DO NOT BRING YOUR MAN TO THE CLUB!!
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
Why not, Cinnamon? My man is a great customer. Respectful, tips, buys a dance or two (not always from me), and enjoys himself in a more encouraging and respectful manner than most of the other customers in the place.





^^ well your man is apart of the slim minority. Most boyfriends can be trouble makers. Not to mention Drama brews from it.
I've been out at clubs where a dancer has brought her s/o to the club and one of her fellow dancers goes over to sell her a dance etc. That's where the problem lies. Then the fighting and commotion starts.
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
Please do not scream in each others faces in the dressing room, especially not at the end of the shift when we are all tired and trying to get changed to go home. If you are standing less then 10 feet apart from the girl you are talking to there is no need to scream at her. I promise she can hear you talking at a normal volume level. I don't care how excited you are or if it's part of your culture, don't scream! Didn't anyone ever tell you "Inside voices!" when you were in grade school???
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If you can't sell some dances to a custy, then move on and let somebody else try. ANd wehn Mr. Big Spender has finished with you and would like to try somebody else, get out of his way and let him.
We have one girl who will sit with a big spender for HOURS, not making a damn dime, just hoarding him up and keeping everybody else away from him. Eventually, he gets bored and leaves. She does this to at least one guy a night. Everybody hates her for this.
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When you perform... you are out of yourself--larger and more potent, more beautiful. You are for minutes heroic. This is power. This is glory on earth. And it is yours, nightly.
--Agnes De Mille
- Bring your own deoderizer, toothbrush, toothpaste, hairbrush, straightener, Biosilk, hair ties, cell phone, whatever, so you don't have to borrow.
- Don't ever quote a number when you talk about how much you've made. Say, "MY night is great!" or "My night is okay."
- Lock up your stuff, lock up your stuff, lock up your stuff.
- Now that you're making good money every day, don't make up excuses to go in only twice or three times a week. Treat it like a job, so you can save money and invest.
- Be the dancer that shows up on time, pays her fees, tips well, doesn't give any drama, and goes home sober. Those are the ones that get bothered by management the least. (For the most part)
"This above all: to thine own self be true."
1. All the other dancers in the club are your compitition. We are working together to offer variety to the customers, but just like there are a lot of places to buy clothes at the mall, all the clothing stores are competing for the traffic the mall provides.
2. Don't ask me to "help" you make more money. See rule #1 for explaination.
3. Don't ask to borrow my stuff. I don't know you, I'm not going to loan my stuff to you no matter how altruistic I may seem.
4. Don't blatently copy another dancer. Take an idea and make it yours in your own unique way.
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
Defer to the established dancers. Even if you don't feel it or you think it's stupid, it's still stripper etiquette. There's nothing more riling than a know-it-all rookie.
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Don't presume anything. Specifically, appreciate the fact that no one is looking out for your interests except yourself. Really learn not to rely on the 'kindness of strangers'! Be polite, but be guarded. People (everyone at the club, customers, dancers, management...) will take advantage of you if you let them. Act like a doormat and expect to be walked all over.
haha, does that sound cynical? I've been dancing for three months and I just witnessed my entire perception of coworkers fly around 180 degrees. But the money is good!




it's ok to borrow things from the housemom, though, right? presuming i tip her well?
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i really love your peaches wanna shake your tree....
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why not?
~anon
Hey on the chewing gum note:
I saw a sign in a club dressing room once that read: No gum on the floor. You are not a teeny bopper.
Or something like that.
The three most important things I beilieve is that you have to lead by example, pass on information to the new dancers (train by example) be friendly and courteous with each other and stay competitive but do not compete, but rather work with each other.
What also fits into these categories are in my area anyway: learn to charge enough for your dances, no cock blocking, refer other dancers to customers, have friendly chats with the girls about work and non work issues, do lots of double dances because it shows that you get along with others and guys just eat up the double dance thing anyway.
Oh my God I could go on! But there are a lot of really good suggestions that I have read that I didn't even thing about.![]()
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