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    Default You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ex: You know your girlfriend is a stripper when:

    1. her CD case contains set-lists, and her CDs are numbered.......

    2. she owns shoes with heels longer than your steak knives......

    3. all her heels have no-slip pads at the bottom

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    4. Two words "Body Glitter"

    5. You fine a shortcut to Stripperweb in your browser favorites.

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ...when she has seen more naked women than you and your buddies have or will in a lifetime...

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    When you start getting emails from some guy named Dancerwealth...

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ...when she has been with more women than you have....

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    .....she refuses dance at night clubs, arguing she doesn’t work for free

    ......her cell phone has numbers from coworkers named “Mercedes”, “Lacy Lane”, and “Fantasy”

    ......She brings home money folded tight with a rubber band

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ........she has more male friends than you

    ........she carries a bag to work

    ........she has outfits that barely covers anything

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ...you spend more time on StripperWeb than anyone would call prudent during your busiest time of the year at work.

    ...you fend off at least one person a day asking "well, what do you think of her working there?"

    ...you get at least one person a day saying "You're married to a dancer? That must be the coolest thing ever!" and then watching their reaction as you begin to sob. ((sorry, honey...I love you!))

    ...she keeps referring to herself as "Queen of the $5 Bills!"

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ....you know what a string check is

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ...just before she gets dressed go to work, she bends over and asks you if her tampon string is showing.

    ...she begs you to allow her to put a metal pole in your house to help her do her aerobatics.

    ...she never dresses up anymore but yet continues to regularly buy sexy skimpy clothes.

    ...she complains about how people at work keep stealing her undergarments.

    ...she never goes to the gym anymore, lounges around the house all the time, eats like a horse, and yet is always in top shape.

    ...she is still up for going to strip clubs but just not a certain specific one under any conditions.

    ...she unconsciously starts dancing and shaking her breasts to upbeat elevator music and smiles when it ends. It's almost seems as if she relieved to only to have danced such a short time.

    ...not only does she no longer use her hands to toss away her panties but is a dead shot at flinging them into the clothes hamper with her toes.
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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ...you can always count on her for change for a ten when she gets home from work.

    ...she uses you to practice "the flip".

    ...she makes you polish her toenails while she does her fingernails, because she's pressed for time.

    ...you know the UPS man on a first name basis, because she's always ordering new outfits/shoes.

    ...she leaves you a list of songs that she wants you to download while she's at work.

    ...your "Hi honey, how was work?" conversation happens at 4 AM or later.

    ...she has you deposit the previous night's take home pay in her bank account while she sleeps.

    ...she carries around baby wipes, yet has no baby.

    ...her thighs are so firm that she could crack walnuts with them.

    ...she has thongs in fourteen different colors.

    ...you learn to shut up and listen during all of her workplace drama stories.

    ...going to strip clubs doesn't seem as fun anymore, now that you see the ugly side of it.
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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ...she suggests she changes her name ..again
    ...she sleeps all day, works all night
    ...she has a suitcase of makeup and hair product
    ...if you know what a garter is and what its for
    ...she wont sunbathe topless anymore...no free shows!!
    ...she thinks its a bargin to get a pair of PLASTIC shoes for under $70
    ...she doent know anyones "real name"
    ...she plans an overseas holiday based on where all the good clubs are
    ...she has several differnt names
    ...she ownes more bikinis then a bikini shop...yet you never see her wearing them
    ...she asks you stop off and get a pink feather boa on your way home
    ...she ownes glitter products in 10 different colors
    ...she makes more money then you, and works less hours!!

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    Her purse is a clear plastic box that locks.

    She knows every guy in town but has no idea what their names are.

    She makes you hide while trying to get a discount at the mechanic.

    She gets anxious when you try to touch her cookie.

    She has glue on her nipples.
    You get what you put up with

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    You remember the month before she confessed to you she'd started stripping she had these nasty bruises in the same spots and same shape on both her knees.- She told you she fell while she was rollerblading.


    When the two of you shower together with the radio on and she starts to touch herself, and grind to the floor, then gives her ass a little shake, and ends when she looks at you and winks. You wonder where the hell this came from and become paranoid that your girlfriend is secretly a stripper.

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    " If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years
    Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ...Her hair keeps getting blonder, boobs keep getting bigger, heels are higher, and clothes are tighter....

    ...Column, street sign, etc...no pole is safe from a quick spin.....

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    she spends more time at work/stripperweb/and UP at night, than she does with you...

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    When she is going to the superbowl without a ticket, hates football, and rooting for the team that comes from a wealthier state!!!
    When you ask her how much her new dining room set was and she responds 100 dances.
    Spending time with her girls consists of a early breakfast between 4:30-6:00 a.m.
    You know the difference between the MAC fan brush vs. the MAC pencil brush.
    All of her errands and housework are done at night.
    Asking her to do anything before 3:00p.m. is absolutely out of question
    You are jealous of her!!!

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    HAHAHAH I thought I was one of the rare ones who is up right now at 6 am becauseI got home at 2 from work and cant sleep. I'll be going to sleep soon and will wake up late.
    thank goodness, no school tomorrow
    woohooooooooooo

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    She has anything to do with anyone named Madcap!

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ...she has hard skin on the top palms of her hands from pole work
    ...she owns her grooming kit and hygienic stuff in mini/handbag sizes
    ...she looks at you funny when you say " you paid $100 for a bikini???"
    ...she growls at men who try to pay her compliments
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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    ....YOUR in the grocery store with her, and she spots one of HER customers shopping with his wife and kids..and YOU have to get lost so SHE can maintain her LIE of being single ..lol



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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    Holiday!

    You sound like someone who KNOWS!

    Hehe

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    Default Re:You know your girlfriend is a stripper when....

    She is so excited to make $50 in tips on a midweek night at her waitressing job, but dissapointed on a midweeknight to when she makes $ 313 dancing. (happened to me this week)
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    Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper

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