Do yourselves a favor, steer clear of Tequila.
Do yourselves a favor, steer clear of Tequila.
Oh I lovvveee Tequila!! My favorite is silver Patron.Yum Yum
Lips, Hips, and Sugary Tits
Jose Cuervo.
Ripped my brain out last night.
*Got in a fight with Jose Cuervo*
*Lost*
Old Jose has kicked my ass on several occasions, too, Mad....I am with you, babe! I stay far, far away from him!!!![]()
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Nothing like Cuervo Gold Margaritas to murder a few million brain cells. My absolute favorite drink, but a guaranteed punisher. Besides an imploding head, the tremendous salt content causes my string implants to retain extra water (i.e. grow even bigger) for a couple of days (ouch!).
I think Jose has kicked all of our asses at one point mad cap.. and I am a BIG fan of tequila--with some lime and salt and just doing the shit straight! I just always hate how we have this love/hate relationship you know? But, why am I asking you? You already know! LOL.... hang in there... and next time, drink Gatorade-works for me, instant hangover cure.
XOXO
Gynger
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Brings back old memories, let my share my favorite. Setting at the bar with a new dancer, all this club had at this time was the drink hustle,
when Tequila was mentioned she stool up on the bar rail, leaned over on the bar, flipped up her skirt exposing a 6 inch diameter Rose tattoo, Gave it a good hard slap and said, "that's what Tequila will get you".
Oh I miss that girl, she never forgot a joke she ever heard.
All that pass thru these portals bring Joy.
Some when they arrive, others when they Depart!
I get the worst hangovers from cheap tequila.Who doesn't though right? I lovvvve shooting it straight with a margarita as a chaser. Good times.. There's a new pill out now that you can get in grocery stores. Its called something like no more hangovers.. somethin' like that. I wonder if that stuff works??
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Lips, Hips, and Sugary Tits
I was dying last night. It really sucked!




Madcap, I have also been in the ring with Jose and lost. Hopefully, you are smarter than I am and dont go back for a second battle, or thirds.....
Yeah NikkiD, the consequenses are a tad too much. They sure outweigh the benefits.
I didn't even get laid for crying out loud!
*pouts*




cuervo isn't tequila, its shit. before you bash tequila stop drinking out of the toilet and get yourself a real bottle. i think i mentioned this in chat the other night to someone. my fave is cabo wabo (i like the blanco). patron is also excellent. cuervo is for cooking, not drinking.



Midol and Gatorade!!!!! Also they advertise those pills on TV. You're supposed to take them before you start drinking and supposedly you'll never get a hangover. they're called "Chaser"
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