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    Default CAVEGIRL STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Imagine the DJ saying this line: "And now, appearing from one million years BC: Raquelle the CAVEGIRL!!!"

    She's got perfectly shaved legs, perfect teeth, perfect hair, perfect make-up, perfect everything... She doesn't have a single stretch mark (Prehistoric women had babies starting from 12 on), and she's got a fucking FUR BIKINI!!!!!!!!!!!

    She's the cavegirl stripper! Raquel Welsh.


    I must admit, she's a hottie! I'd buy a dance from her!

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    Default Re:CAVEGIRL STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The Volcano just erupted, and a whole bunch of other Cavegirl Strippers went into the firey drink....






    I've never seen this dumbassd movie before, the only reason to watch it is skin (And a woman has no reason at all). I'll let you know how it ends.

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    Default Re:CAVEGIRL STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    They walked off into the mist.

    At any rate, there was a commercial for tripping the rift after this moronic movie (Hot chicks from the 60's though). Tripping the Rift looks funny.

    "I been in enough Big Bangs to know if one created the universe!" <----------ROFL

    I can&#039;t wait for tripping the rift.





    Oh well, i&#039;ll see what the Faux News channel has to say. ("Ein Reich! Ein Fuhrer! Ein News Channel!")

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    Default Re:CAVEGIRL STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Did I totally miss something here? Im getting a sick visual of Raquel Welch, with a style like Pebbles Flintstone. Kinda freaky... and not in a good way!


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    Default Re:CAVEGIRL STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The movie One Million Years BC

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    Default Re:CAVEGIRL STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    original "Tripping the Rift" movie download...

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    Default Re:CAVEGIRL STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    methinks Madcap Doth have too much free time!

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    Default Re:CAVEGIRL STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i love the cavegirl look! do you chaps dig it?
    You are the envy
    of all parallel lines that
    dream of curves and convergence
    - Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words

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