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    This got sent to me in an email I found it funny so I thought I would share it...

    A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find
    the most embarrassing moments in listener's lives. The following are the
    final 4


    4th Place
    While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now,she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will
    tell Grandma that saw you kissing Daddy's Willie last night!' The silence was deafening, after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter.


    3rd Place
    It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled
    'SURPRISE'
    My entire family...aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and Embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.
    Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again.


    2nd Place
    A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag.
    Imagine her embarrassment when the checkout chick got on the public address system and boomed out for the entire store to hear 'Price check on lane TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE.' That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'TAMPAX' for' THUMBTACKS' in a very business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the public address system:&#039O YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU BELT IN WITH A HAMMER?'


    1st place
    And the winner is........
    This one happened at a major Australian University in October last year in a biology lecture, a professor was discussing the high glucose levels
    found in semen. A young female, raised her hand and asked, 'If I
    understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in the male
    semen as in sugar?'
    'That's correct,' responded the professor, going on to add some
    statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why
    doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst
    out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red and as she realised
    exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books, and without a word walked out of the class,and never returned.
    However, as she was going out of the door, The professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question.'IT DOESN'T TASTE SWEET BECAUSE THE TASTE-BUDS FOR SWEETNESS ARE ON THE TIP OF YOUR
    TONGUE AND NOT IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT.'


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    rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re:something to make you laugh

    miss courtney,
    thanks for sharing these! i love this type of humor because it's so hard to believe such things actually occur. it makes me happy that so far i've been able to avoid anything this embarressing.....


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    HAHAHHAH those are great!

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    HAHAH!!! thanks. i needed a good laugh!!! hehe!!! i am smiling so hard right now!!

    i wonder if there really IS alot of sugar in semen???? i thought it was all protein!

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    Default Re:something to make you laugh

    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by carmenNYC link=board=1;threadid=6582;start=msg73055#msg73055 date=1076622951



    HAHAH!!! thanks. i needed a good laugh!!! hehe!!! i am smiling so hard right now!!

    i wonder if there really IS alot of sugar in semen???? i thought it was all protein!

    Hahah Carmen, yeah there is sugar and some sodium too, I believe. I used to hear Love Phones, on z100 with Doctor Judy and she used to say it all the time. Since there is sugar, us Atkins people cant have it though. HAHAHA eeek

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    Default Re:something to make you laugh

    LOL! Thanks for sharing those Courtney, those were funny!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=1;threadid=6582;start=msg73068#msg73068 date=1076624572
    Quote Originally Posted by carmenNYC link=board=1;threadid=6582;start=msg73055#msg73055 date=1076622951



    HAHAH!!! thanks. i needed a good laugh!!! hehe!!! i am smiling so hard right now!!

    i wonder if there really IS alot of sugar in semen???? i thought it was all protein!

    Hahah Carmen, yeah there is sugar and some sodium too, I believe. I used to hear Love Phones, on z100 with Doctor Judy and she used to say it all the time. Since there is sugar, us Atkins people cant have it though. HAHAHA eeek
    uh huh...sure lexi...you're the semen expert....haha JK....maybe us Atkins followers should search for a man with Low Carb semen!!!

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    Default Re:something to make you laugh

    Courtney, thank you so so much, that really brightened a dismal night. Thanks again!


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    lol Thanks for sharing.. I think SW needed that
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    Default Re:something to make you laugh

    I think the one that came in 4th place should be the winner.

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    Default Re:something to make you laugh

    I agree, the 4th place one is a killer
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    ha ha GOOD ONE.

    Diabetics have to be careful then hehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diana link=board=1;threadid=6582;start=msg73596#msg73596 date=1076722773
    I think the one that came in 4th place should be the winner.
    yes I was actually thinking that when I read it that the 4th place one is funnier than the winner.

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