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    Default It will be my first time to strip club

    Hello All:

    I am in a very confused state of mind. I want to go to strip club. I never been there before. It is not that I am scared but cannot pull myself togther to go there.

    I never had sex before marriage and extra marital affairs (loyality). ( and now heading for divorce).

    I want to cover up all my missed fun.

    But as I never had been there and it is all new for me I am not sure what to do and what to expect there.

    I need some tips on the same like :
    1) what are do's and what dont's.
    2) What should I do it I like to have lap dance and what are do's and don't and how much it may cost me.
    3) Is touching allowed.

    Any more tips will be very helpful.

    Best Regards.

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    Default Re:It will be my first time to strip club

    It depends where you are to what rules apply. Some clubs you cant touch at all, and some you can touch to a certain degree. Maybe ask them when you go there. Its the same with private dances, different rules apply to different countries and states. Just remember even if it is a touching club not to grope the dancers or try to touch without being invited.

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    Default Re:It will be my first time to strip club

    Thank you Miss courtney.

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    Default Re:It will be my first time to strip club

    Male perspective: pretty simple- go have a great time!

    The women there are performers and entertainers. They clock into work with the job of providing you a good time and entertainment and work for tips, so it's not a place to go to save money, but alternatively to spend it in exchange for being entertained.

    If you want to have a super stellar time, just keep the following in mind: all the women you will see are moms, daughters, sisters, cousins, wives or girlfriends to someone. At the end of the night, they clock out, throw on their street clothes and go home to their rent, phone/cable bills, groceries and pets.

    If you keep the two above concepts in perspective at all times, you'll have an unparalleled experience and don't really need to know anything else. Have a great time!
    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

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    Default May I have the attention of the class

    Hi, I'm Professor McPenis and welcome to Strip Clubs 101. What follows is a kist of Dos and Don'ts.

    - Do sit there with a scowl on your face.

    - Don't offend the dancer by offering her a dollar.

    - Do be rude when declining a dancer's invitation for a lap dance, it's the only way they'll take no for an answer.

    - Don't bathe or worry about basic hygiene, dancers actually prefer that their customers smell a bit foul.

    - Do ask every dancer for their "real" name and home phone number; they may act like they're there for the money, but are actually just looking to meet Mr. right.

    - Don&#039;t follow whatever <i>rules</i> the club supposedly has as far as touching is concerned. The girls wanna be touched. After all, why else would they dress like that. They&#039;re pratically begging for it.

    - Do disregard everything I&#039;ve just said and do the exact opposite.

    Relax, be friendly and respsctful, and you should have much fun.

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    Default Re:May I have the attention of the class

    Quote Originally Posted by Gary McPenis link=board=1;threadid=6592;start=msg73170#msg73170 date=1076642002
    Hi, I&#039;m Professor McPenis and welcome to Strip Clubs 101. What follows is a kist of Dos and Don&#039;ts.

    - Do sit there with a scowl on your face.

    - Don&#039;t offend the dancer by offering her a dollar.

    - Do be rude when declining a dancer&#039;s invitation for a lap dance, it&#039;s the only way they&#039;ll take no for an answer.

    - Don&#039;t bathe or worry about basic hygiene, dancers actually prefer that their customers smell a bit foul.

    - Do ask every dancer for their "real" name and home phone number; they may act like they&#039;re there for the money, but are actually just looking to meet Mr. right.

    - Don&#039;t follow whatever <i>rules</i> the club supposedly has as far as touching is concerned. The girls wanna be touched. After all, why else would they dress like that. They&#039;re pratically begging for it.

    - Do disregard everything I&#039;ve just said and do the exact opposite.

    Relax, be friendly and respsctful, and you should have much fun.
    LOL Gary, you&#039;re too funny.

    Basically, the last instruction he gave you would be correct.. lol.. Do the exact opposite of everything, and you&#039;ll be fine. Have fun! That&#039;s the biggest thing.

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    Default Re:It will be my first time to strip club

    Ummm... questions 1-3 can be answered by a dancer or a bouncer at your local club. Tip: Bring a semi-substantial amount of money!!

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    Default Re:It will be my first time to strip club

    Have a seat at a table, not the bar. Your best bet is somewhere near the dressing room entrance. Tip the waitress. Smile! You&#039;re there to have fun. Yes the dancers should approach all the customers, but it&#039;s a lot easier to approach the one&#039;s that appear to be in a good mood. When you see a dancer on stage that interests you, go up, tip her a dollar or two, point out where you&#039;re sitting, tell her you&#039;d like a table dance and ask her to join you when she gets off stage. Rules about touching vary widely so it&#039;s best to ask first. A typical cost for a table/lap/couch dance is $20 but it may be more or less, be sure and ask first. When she&#039;s finished the dance, she will offer to keep going. Don&#039;t feel obligated, if you want too, let her keep dancing, if not, thank her, pay her and tell her that you are going to relax and watch for a while. You should take enough money to have a good time, remembering that drinks there are incredibly expensive. However, take only as much money as you can afford to spend and whatever you do, stay away from the club atm.
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    Default Re:It will be my first time to strip club

    Gary, you are way too funny. LOL
    hehehhe

    Have a good time and just ask the dancers the rules...tip girls when they dance on stage, and tip them a few bucks if they talk to you, even if you dont want a dance.

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    Default Re:It will be my first time to strip club

    Bring lots of money.Tip everyone,Bouncer that seats you,waitress and of course the Entertainers.Allways know how much money you have,if you dont plan on using the ATM this could be a problem if you run out.Be as perfect as you can,smile for her,talk to her and spend spend spend!

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