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    WHA HAHAHAHA have u guys seen this!!!
    http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

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    lol..omg..does that mean I can use the mens room now..ewww!



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    That thing looks real,i mean,is that toon some sort of instructional video?

    LOL,nevermind,it appears to be a real product...


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    It IS a real product...LOL...a while back ago, Meredith Viera was raving about it on "The View".

    I still don't know why it's so great to stand and pee...it doesn't help them aim into the toilet any easier...LOL

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    now i have an excuse to go to "the mens room" ...i like it ..i'll get a couple of those so i can go penis watching ...lol...
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    While Ca$h uses the mens room, I have to go write my name in the snow!! HaHaHa!!!


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    Where did you ever find this link ?? I am going order some..
    Freedom

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    Quote Originally Posted by HolidayOnStage link=board=1;threadid=6630;start=msg73855#msg73855 date=1076797484
    lol..omg..does that mean I can use the mens room now..ewww!
    It means you don't have to sit. My girlfriend is always in hoover mode or carpeting the seat with toilet paper when it comes to using public restrooms.

    I notice that lines, say at sporting events, to mens restrooms are short compared to women's restrooms. I think it is because we have urinals and less to pull up and down - it definately is more efficient to unzip, whip it out, do the business, and whip it back in.

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    At the hospital we have "toilet seat covers." They are ok, kinda thick paper.

    But i have learned to spread my legs and squat over toilets instead. I can't tell you how many times i have seen pee on the seat. yuk.

    Also i have a habit of flushing the toilet with my foot after i am done, and ..Turning the water off with the paper towel i used to dry my hands, as well as opening the door with it to throw it behind the door after i exit.

    I do this at every public bathroom. Kinda paranoid sounding, but i don't want anothers pee on me, or the germs that hang around public bathrooms.

    Pamela. PS cute site!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela link=board=1;threadid=6630;start=msg73919#msg73919 date=1076818014
    But i have learned to spread my legs and squat over toilets instead. I can't tell you how many times i have seen pee on the seat. yuk.

    Also i have a habit of flushing the toilet with my foot after i am done, and ..Turning the water off with the paper towel i used to dry my hands, as well as opening the door with it to throw it behind the door after i exit.

    I do this at every public bathroom. Kinda paranoid sounding, but i don't want anothers pee on me, or the germs that hang around public bathrooms.

    Pamela. PS cute site!
    LOL Pamela.. I'm SO glad I'm not the only one that does all those things. I'm a big time germ-phobe. You never know who was using the toilet before you, and where they've been.. ugh..

    Men are lucky they don't have to sit to pee.. lol

    Cute site though, I laughed my butt off, as did the hubby.


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    Well now Rhiannon i don't feel so alone with my squating habit!!!

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela link=board=1;threadid=6630;start=msg73919#msg73919 date=1076818014
    Turning the water off with the paper towel i used to dry my hands, as well as opening the door with it to throw it behind the door after i exit.

    I do this at every public bathroom. Kinda paranoid sounding, but i don't want anothers pee on me, or the germs that hang around public bathrooms.

    Pamela. PS cute site!
    I do the exact same thing Pamela

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    This is sure going to make it easier for women to write their name in the snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom link=board=1;threadid=6630;start=msg73903#msg73903 date=1076809773
    Where did you ever find this link ?? I am going order some..
    Freedom
    lol im on a bunch of car forums too and someone posted it on one of them.

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    Just a hint for the ladies...if you're going for distance, a 45 degree arc will provide the best results.
    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Now women can complain about women leaving the toilet seat up. That is progress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVJosh link=board=1;threadid=6630;start=msg73957#msg73957 date=1076834526
    This is sure going to make it easier for women to write their name in the snow.
    Josh You are so damn funny !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 link=board=1;threadid=6630;start=msg74000#msg74000 date=1076843483
    Just a hint for the ladies...if you're going for distance, a 45 degree arc will provide the best results.
    Thanks for the tip !

    I have to order some of these for me and pass around to my friends..
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    Well looks good but I think they need to add a rubber piece to the proper end Aren't you girls worried about paper cuts? Ouch!!!!
    Hugs and Love to all my ladies,
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    That's exactly what I need! There is nothing more disgusting than sitting your ass on a public toilet seat ( other than perhaps, pissing on your heels or the back of your jeans trying to hover!).
    And I couldn't agree more about the not touching toilet handles ect. I do a mean "flipper" impression (and I don't mean the dolphin! Think march-of-dimes........aaahhg, no, please don't flame me! It's funny cuz it's true).



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    I can't wait for the first women using one of these to get up in the middle of the night, try to apply it half asleep ,remember to lift the lid,aim and find she missed the bowl!

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