A friend of mine sent me this joke this morning..I thought it was very funny, so I wanted to share it with you all..
Farrah
"God, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all
of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just
not
happy."
"And why is that, Eve?"
"God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, in that case, Eve, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
you."
"Man? What is that, God?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
all
in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and
will
like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when aroused, but
since
you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will
satisfy
your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish
things
like fighting, farting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart,
so
he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, but what's
the
catch God?"
"Well.........you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that, God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.......so you'll
have
to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our
little
secret. You know, woman to woman."




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That actually made be bust out laughing
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