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    Default "God I have a problem" an online joke..

    A friend of mine sent me this joke this morning..I thought it was very funny, so I wanted to share it with you all..

    Farrah

    "God, I have a problem."
    "What's the problem, Eve?"
    "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all
    of
    these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just
    not
    happy."
    "And why is that, Eve?"
    "God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
    "Well, in that case, Eve, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
    you."
    "Man? What is that, God?"
    "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
    all
    in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and
    will
    like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when aroused, but
    since
    you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will
    satisfy
    your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish
    things
    like fighting, farting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart,
    so
    he will also need your advice to think properly."
    "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, but what's
    the
    catch God?"
    "Well.........you can have him on one condition."
    "And what's that, God?"
    "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.......so you'll
    have
    to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our
    little
    secret. You know, woman to woman."


    My new love...is me !

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    Default Re:"God I have a problem" an online joke..

    Thats great! my mum will love it!

    Women to women LOL Well ya neva kno lol

    Seraya.


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    Default Re:"God I have a problem" an online joke..

    LOL Farrah, I love it! Thanks for sharing it.



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    Default Re:"God I have a problem" an online joke..

    thats awesome

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    Default Re:"God I have a problem" an online joke..

    That&#039;s too cool! That actually made be bust out laughing
    Isn&#039;t it the TRUTH though? us:


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    Default Re:"God I have a problem" an online joke..

    lmao ..... I have read that joke before and it still cracks me up hahahahaha!!!


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    Default Re:"God I have a problem" an online joke..

    That&#039;s a good one

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    Default Re:"God I have a problem" an online joke..

    That is hilarious, but my boyfriend just didn&#039;t find the humor!! hmm... I wonder why.


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    Default Re:"God I have a problem" an online joke..

    LOL It has 2 B TRUE!!!!!


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